USC is going to win despite being outcoached.
USC scores a TD on a lucky tipped pass and now has a chance to win the game.
Graham Harrell has been awful today with his playcalling.
USC cannot convert on fourth-and-short. Arizona State comes back with field goal and it’s 27-14 Sun Devils.
- The defense, when it isn’t committing pass interference, leaves a big hole for Jayden Daniels to run through.
- The second half is off to a great start!
- Does USC look better in any facet of the game from last season?
- We waited months for this first half? It’s halftime and USC trails ASU, 17-14.
- Todd Orlando making huge difference as defense gives up 55-yard pass and run. Shoddy. It’s 17-14, ASU.
- Is Clancy Pendergast coaching? The defense was aligned to the wrong side of field on TD run.
- USC still lousy on fourth-and-1.
- And that’s the end of the first quarter. USC up 7-3.
- No fumble the second time around as Stephen Carr takes it into the end zone for a 7-3 USC lead.
- Vavae Malepeai returns favor with his own fumble at goal line.
- Jack Jones’ fumbled punt return just like the 2017 Notre Dame game, where he also fumbled.
- The people who paid $333 for a cardboard cutout that was placed with its back to the TV cameras are not getting their money’s worth.
- Are you awake?
- Now that we are here. This 9 a.m. kickoff feels ridiculous.
Of course I am awake! It’s game day!
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That is the “can do” spirit we like to see!
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LMFAO!!!!
Trump tweeted that he won the election by a lot, Twitter fact checked him and provided a link to this…
https://mobile.twitter.com/i/events/1318573265820921857
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!!
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You find cheating hilarious. Good news for you, the Black Sox rehired cheater Alex Cora.
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Just fire Gomer … team is still awful
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If fans can’t be in stadium who cares what time kickoff happens? All these guys grew up playing games in the morning, it shouldn’t be a factor at all.
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Nice! One more below: Great hands, very strong, and can go up for it. Another Pittman Jr.
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Tough matchup for anyone…
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How did you know??????????????
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Easy peasy, he’s been doin it since high school… way underrated.
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He was a baller today!
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I love my Drakes…
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It’s better than waiting for that ridiculous 7:00 p.m. start.
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Pili’s out for the game .?.?
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Getting up at this time in the morning feels like going to work. The usual game day prep is not the same because it’s rushed. The family is still in bed. I have to go outside to warm up my voice and it’s raining.
I’ll just shout a couple of things here and spare the neighborhood until game time.
“Throw the ball!”
” C’mon ref will you open your eyes? ”
” Throw it, throw it, throw it, ….damn! ”
” In this sport if the receiver is giving a piggy back ride to the defender it’s called interference! ”
“Ref where’d you go to school Arizona State or Notre Dame?”
“Stop the clock! You don’t have all day”
” Just fire him and let the real coaches take over will you”
” He’d have scored if the ref wasn’t busy blowing the play dead”
” What do you need to throw that damn ball? ”
” If you drop the ball one more time, Helton is going to promote to assistant head coach where you’ll only be half as useless! ”
” Can we get a flag with that interference? ”
” Never mind the holding ref, it was a backward lateral not a forward pass. We recovered, it’s our ball! Geez do you need a rulebook? ”
Okay I’m ready, start the game will you please?
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Pudly is in mid-season form, he’s been up since 4 a.m. gargling with Listerine, waiting in anticipation for his post game congratulatory rub down and soft tissue massage that he gives Clay Helton.
Win or lose, Pudly provides the service to Clay.
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Brenda Pili broke her finger and now she’s sitting out this game.
Maybe somebody should tell Brenda Pili that there’s this invention called a splint that one could put on their finger which would allow them to play.
Brenda Pili is worried that if he plays he could risk further injury tp his finger…she might end up breaking the nail.
LOL!!!!
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“Are you awake”? is the question they will be asking Shedon Slovis when they get him to the sideline after taking a hit from an ASU defensive lineman in the 2nd qtr.
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The time is fine. The reasoning for the game time by Commissioner Scott is wrong. USC is not a national team at the moment. No one cares east of Mississippi about USC unfortunately.
Final score USC 35 ASU 17
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Jayden Daniels may run for over 100 yards today and probably pass for another 300.
ASU 29
USC. 27
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27 points? You’re overestimating us, tebow….
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SOOO glad to be wrong!
#FightOn
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You should shut up with your predictions, big mouth.
USC 28 ASU 27!
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This is what they call a “players’ win”…..
#TheyDidn’tLetCoachingStopThem
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LOL!
Jayden Daniels may rush for 100 yards in the 1st Qtr. alone
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Hey! Where is my cutout? I don’t remember sending an empty seat picture
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Ouch, RT. Ouch.
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The Lane Kiffin bubble screen play is alive and well.
Apparently Graham Harrell has something against having Shedon Slovis throw the ball more than 5 yards downfield.
Her elbow is probably still tender.
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I’m so happy that Helton didn’t use Stepp at the goal….he’s a genius!
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How does 28-27 taste, big mouth?
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It’s early but it looks like the same old USC with Helton. Hope I am wrong…
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Things MAY pick up —but right now this is your usual Helton Special: superior talent held back by mental mistakes and lack of discipline.
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Stepp is in! Use the big fella!
Aside from the Daniels misdirection run, D is looking much better
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USC year in and year out has had so many 4 & 5 star WR recruits and none of them have been able to get open downfield.
I guess that’s what happens when you have idiots like Sarkisian, Kiffin, Helton and Harrell dinking and dunking all the time…the only route they know is sideways
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You sure learn to shut up until things are over, big mouth. USC 28 ASU 27!
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Ha! [And I should learn to wait for the final 4 minutes to play out].
#I’mMoreSurprisedThanTebow
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The guy slipped not interference if there’s no pass
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They called holding.
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The usual dumb play calling —go for the long pass on 3rd and 1, blow it, then run into the middle of the ASU defense on 4th and one.
One minute later: TD ASU!
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We need the new assistants to make the necessary halftime adjustments.
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O-line – step it up in the second half!
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You mean offing Helton?
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Hey gotroll22, your boy trump got bounced.
Trump is throwing tantrums, having meltdowns every 5 minutes.
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!!!
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Hey Charlie Bucket, your cheaters are getting exposed!https://twitter.com/RaheemKassam/status/1325075426318938128
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Enjoy Raheem while you can, gt. Can’t imagine he’ll be allowed to go on exercising what we used to call his “1st Amendment Rights” much longer….
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Yes they New Paul Ryan-Melissa Leon Fox News censored Judge Jeanine tonight and ran Democrat propaganda .
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Is 22 still in PA praying fervently for leftover Trump mail-in votes?
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Is OWNS the Socialist still defending massive voter fraud and PA lawlessly defying the US Supreme Court?
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The Supreme Court? I only hope the Supreme Court [or the Justice Department] bothers to get involved, gt….
#TheyMightBeTooScared…
#…[RumorsThatRobertsAndBarrHaveFledCountry]
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Alito is none to happy with PA ignoring a US Supreme Court ruling, MG.
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Our kicker has been flirting with the idea of kicking it into the stands on EVERY kick —finally he succeeded.
1 minute later –TD ASU.
We might win —but this isn’t a playoff team. It’s a Folt/Bohn/Helton style team.
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Even with a completely new offensive line…just spoon and fork against any D that has spent time ‘practicing’ in the vicinity of Captain Benteen…what is that definition of insanity again? As much talent as they have on offense, they’ll probably get hot and run up points and win…and in this conference…but anyone thinking that anything meaningful has changed…
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Hey James!
Nice to see you!
#USCIsGettingSOOutcoached!
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Hmm…Herm Edwards and Marvin Lewis vs Hugs & ____ … I honestly hadn’t looked at this site in months, and then got some spurious email this morning that given this matchup I just had to click on (to see how many of you are still here – and when I saw you and most of the gang were onboard…well, had to at least give a shout out!)…but always a pleasure to exchange pleasantries with you all…
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From where I’m sitting, it looks like we’re getting outcoached on both sides of the ball. The zone is bothering Slovis …and Harrell doesn’t yet know how to deal with it (hint: we do have receivers other than St. Brown —maybe time to try somebody else —especially since Jack Jones seems to be ready for him). On defense it looks like our secondary is out of position on every ball that goes more than 15 yards (out of concern for Daniels?).
Whatever happens, welcome back, James!
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First game and all, but so far it is the same old Helton led USC. Fumbles, big plays, interceptions etc. Alabama would have killed USC.
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Alabama? Helton will be lucky to win THIS one.
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Shedon Slovis throws into triple coverage and gets picked…LMFAO!!!
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Shedon?
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Sheldon “Shellie” Kornpet serpentining. A classic!
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Shedon…as in “She Done”
LMFAO!!!!
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That is a good one! ASU- Shedon!
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Markese Stepp…Beuhler? Beuhler? Beuhler?
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Same ol USC. Wake me when Helton is gone.
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Wake you when Helton is gone…sadly, you will be in for a long nap.
#RipVanWinkle
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So funny it hurts.
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Paging Dennis Dodd….
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A coach who does more with fewer stars:
https://iuhoosiers.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/tom-allen/2855
Indiana 24, Michigan 7
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Harbaugh : He Dead!
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Why? He’s right in the thick of things! What’s so awful about losing big 2 games in a row?
#He’llBounceBack….
#…Never
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Clay and JIm H on the hot seat!
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Hugs is on Easy Street now that he somehow got by the Scummies.
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….And only ONE of them got bailed out…
#AndItWasn’tHarbaugh
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A roll of duct tape and the keys to the janitor closet and I can fix the coaching problem at USC. But someone remind me to let Helton out
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As much as it was good to take a break (and think it wise to go back into cold storage myself after this)…it’s comments like this that make me second-guess not tuning in more often! This is Top 10 all-time in my book…
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Second that!
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Gallows humor is the best humor.
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On most important offensive series of game (accepting kick after halftime) USC gets itself into a 3rd and 80 situation…..
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It would have been more if not for the goal line…
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I hate to see our hard earned pre-season ranking lost just cuz the real season started….
#NotFair
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Now all is forgiven!
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Couldn’t be happier for the team!
#NotEasyToWinNeeding2TD’sAndOnsideKickRecovery
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The New Cardiac Kids!
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What a start to the 3rd quarter. We wait 11 months for this? LMAO!
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I’m glad Helton kept our speedster, Christon, from returning kicks….
#AnotherGoodCall..
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Really I’m not sure if I am going to be alive when USC comes back to form. I’m only 65
Unacceptable mistakes and winded players is not USC football that I remember.
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It’s possible USC will not win a game this season…
#MissionAccomplished..
#…FoltAwardsHeltonLifeTimeAppointment…
#…AndBigRaise
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Announcers are switching over to ASU…
#AsTheySayInPolitics,ASUIsWinningTheInformationWar
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Now it looks like my prediction of an undefeated regular season will come true, MG!
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With this kind of win behind us, MAYBE the worm HAS turned, gt….
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Look how awful the ruins are, there’s another win right there.
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Program is a joke! Bohn refuses to do anything about it. I am laughing but I am crying inside.
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I feel your pain.
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Fire Helton
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Even after that miracle win?
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Now
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At the 3rd quarter changeover! There is time to do it!
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I wish! USC can overcome ASU —But USC cannot overcome Helton.
#ClayLikesFinesse…HeDoesn’tLikeAFight…
#FootballIsAFight
#UrbanKnowsThat,HermKnowsThat…PoorClayDoesn’t
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As painful as this is to watch, it is all for the good. No one, not even Folt/Bohn can ignore this result. Helton exposed again! We still have a shitty OL. Can’t run or pass block.
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This really sucks. Because they will ignore it.
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They won’t EXACTLY ignore it, 67 —they’ll “happy talk” it to death…..
#”WeDidGreatForFirstGame!”
#”SoProudOfOurWarriors!”
#[PlayersDeserveSoMuchMore]!
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Not so fast my friend.
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Truer words never spoken…
#WeLiveToFightAnotherDay….
#[I’dLoveToBeatTheSpreadSomeday,Though]….
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So the camera pans a row of cutouts and fifteen rows up is stadium security keeping the crowd off the field. Oh wait it’s Helton keeping people out of the stadium.
There’s no jumping on the bandwagon until there’s a bandwagon. Right now there’s no band and a busted wagon.
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Play calling inside 10 is Classic Helton—- USC players starting to get demoralized—- they hate playing for Helton & it shows…
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This is making me sick. We’re back there up the middle plays without gaining an inch. Who does this stuff?
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His name is Clay….
#HeReadsSt.MarkFirstThingEveryMorning….
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…”he doesn’t play around or drink or do drugs…”
—Wanda Austin
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Is it possible to buy a cutout of a sign that says FIRE HELTON? And really fix needs a canned boo from the crowd because that’s what I’d be doing right now.
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This Clay Helton post game presser should be interesting!
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Let’s see Clay defend Orlando at the presser—he had a YEAR to get ready for Daniels —- and he hasn’t got a clue how to do it….
#USC:CoachingHomeForTheNCAA’s2ndRaters
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Well, I’m betting its not Orlando that scheduled pillow fight practices.
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Good point, Rt!
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Trojan Talk should be interesting after this miracle win.
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Miracle win –that sez it all!
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It’s looking more obvious why Tony Orlando was fired at Texas.
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No more Dawn?
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While I’m frustrated also, take out 4 scampers–38 yd & 31 yd by Daniels (due to poor edge containment) and 2 scampers by the RB’s (25 and 21) and Orlando’s D gives up 250 yds.
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SC’s defense shut down the ASU passing attack at the end when it mattered.
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Anyone else feeling sorry for USC’s players? They deserve a lot better coaching than this Middle School Crap.
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Yes, I do feel sorry for them coaching-wise —but not good fortune-wise….
#IGuessTheLatterTrumpsTheFormer…ForNow…
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Remember the old saying, “I’d rather be lucky than good”? They must have met Hugs.
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USC has the softest linemen in the country! Both sides.
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Clay Helton is untouchable, he must do a helluva job sucking C.L. Max Nikias dick
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Wow, the Clowns make a tackle and the team goes into their ape shit Hollywood celebration act.
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Sorry, my friend!!
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That replay on the ASU pass turned out to be huge!
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Trojans win! OWNS hardest hit!
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Tip of the hat to Pudly for pointing to Drake London before the game.
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A MIRACLE!!!
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LOVE the Drake!
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Clay is the luckiest man in show business.
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Maybe all that praying kicked in during last 4 minutes….
#ItWasn’tTheCoaching….
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Has there ever been a luckier coach in college football history?
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A win is not a win when you don’t find the problem. Bohn fire Helton.
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Do we need to wait on the Mail In Plays before declaring Victory?
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OWNS wants a recount!
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Post of the day! Sorry owns, SCOTUS won’t bail you out!
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Ha! It looks like the “Supreme” Court is too scared right now to bail anybody out…
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Hey 22, how does it feel to be a two-bit Trump loser and sucker?
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Celebrate the win!
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Embarrassed to say that I spent $3.99 for the vinyl.
“Everyone’s a winner babe.”
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Love it!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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If Texas loses they get Urban…
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Folt will never hire him. But we can fire Folt!
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I wish…..
#She’sProbablyGoingToGoTheRuthBaderRoute…
#40MoreYears
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Good news MG. Texas won!https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401236022
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Who is we? The only way she will ever get fired is if she makes some kind of politically incorrect film like our video film maker made.
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Never going to happen. I guess, ’67, you haven’t noticed that Clown U has stopped shooting itself in the foot on a monthly basis.
Unfortunately, SUCC has to endure another Andyain’twinning BB season.
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