What a game! Not.
What was that blackout? ESPN announcers not at game. And I think it was the best five minutes of USC football all season. No stress.
Kedon Slovis with a weird handoff to Kenan Christon and then a bad pass over middle as Trojans settle for field goal. 30-17, USC.
USC adds a field goal. Slovis dropped football when he bumped Vavae Malepeai but Malepeai recovered.
A pretty ugly half of football. USC leads, 24-17.
USC comes back with another TD drive and it’s 24-10. It’s over unless Utah figures out how to run an offense.
Wow, Kedon Slovis just threw a horrible pass and it’s intercepted.
Utah with third turnover on fumbled handoff.
Kedon Slovis fumbles and Utah recovers and takes it to the end zone. It’s 10-10.
The Utah QB is a turnover machine and he fumbles, which leads to Vavae Malepeai’s 2-yard TD run.
Drake Jackson intercepts an overthrown screen pass.
Kedon Slovis is OK, but he looks like nothing like last season yet. And it’s cold but he still doesn’t look like his old self. He’s had at least two passes behind the receiver and one floater. USC ties it, 3-3.
Kedon Slovis doesn’t look sharp on first pass and Trojans punt.
Utah goes three-and-out to start the game.
Markese Stepp not playing because of an upper body injury.
JT Daniels bringing all the fool’s gold balloons to the SEC
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She-don Slovis, her elbow is still hurt from the Iowa game last season.
She’s fragile.
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You worthless moderator, I had to tell you to do your job.
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So all those Trojan 4 & 5 star WR’s and not a one of them can get separation, let alone get open downfield 10 – 15 yards.
There are schools that mainly run the ball and even they have a few pass plays where they can get their WR’s open downfield 20- 25 yards.
And Helton & Harrell call this Trojan offense the “Air Raid”?
LMFAO!
More like “Dink & Dunk”
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
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What do you want? It’s cold out. Their nipples are chafing under the shoulder pads. I hope Opie brought bag balm
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Hope they brought the Lanacare…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQaUwPuLYmI&feature=emb_logo
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The Slovis still appears to be wounded, but then again Utah is dropping 8 and USC has no idea what to do.
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Just cuz we’ve seen it a dozen times since BYU doesn’t mean we should be ready for it….
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Pick 6 …. Well he went about 6 yards
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Love the Drake!
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Embarrassing the unnecessary Trojan celebrating, dancing, basically taunting
No coaching control early on
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Time for a coffee. Or a nap.
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Clay Helton the biggest beneficiary of mask protocol. He can stand on the sideline with his mouth open and nobody knows.
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Look more closely: You can make out a deep depression in the mask’s mouth area….
#…AndTheClothKeepsMovingInAndOutW/EveryBreath
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Speaking of mouth breathers, where is OWNS?
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Announcers struggling to remain interested. Not a good sign.
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Punting is winning!
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Touchdown Vavae Malepeai !
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Good leg drive on that run!
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Love the Vavae!
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Now we need to shut them down on defense and score again!
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Utes don’t seem to be that talented on offense. Hope I don’t jinx it…
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Me too, 67!
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USC’s win probability just went up to 69.7%!
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Well…. TD for Utah!! Thanks 67!!
[But it’s not on you —Slovis has OFFICIALLY turned into a headcase]…
I think not getting pushed in practice (due to total lack of talent behind him) is taking it’s toll —he’s playing as lethargically as a QB can play. It’s embarrassing —and not fair to the defense ….
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Is it windy?
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Sorry guys…but to be fair, my comment was about the Utes offense.
#NotMyFault!
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We had them on the ropes after that short punt…and then .. DOH!!!!!!!
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Our problem is: There are SO many ‘doh’ moments every game.
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Really stupid Utah chose words instead of names for their jerseys. Not one picked Fire Helton
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Post of the night!
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Looks like another predictive text mishap. I’ve seen several “together” jerseys. It’s like an equipment malfunction.
Rialto your job is make a sentence out of those words.
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Okay 207 there are 7 words and with a short stop at conjunction junction I can make a sentence thusly; Peace and love together with equality, unity and hope is enough.
However if the idea catches on USC should designate names. Slovis would get lugubrious. The linemen can have holdem. The defense can have misaligned. Helton can show solidarity with the team by wearing Phyreme. Tell him it is a Greek god. He’ll never know he has “fire me” on a jersey. How’s that for a plan?
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Uh, RT, I think the Utes LIKE having HC CH around.
Gives Utah a sporting chance.
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Has USC played a team that isn’t playing their first game of the season?
That seems like an advantage.
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Is UW that good? https://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=401249413
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Arizona is that bad.
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Nephi Sewell returns the Slovis fumble for a TD for the Utes!
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Not the most skilled game thus far!
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Watch out —Helton called timeout
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Pete Arbogast…”Another short passing play”
LMFAO!
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They are all wearing gloves I gotta wonder how much that is affecting the team?
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Pete Arbogast just said that USC might make the Alamo Bowl this year vs Oklahoma.
BWA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Gotta love PA! https://slanchreport.com/2009/03/20/tmi-from-usc-radio-man/
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Spiral! TD! Let’s call it a night!
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Tyler Vaughns with 4 receptions already!
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Announcers still sound like they can’t wait for the game to end.
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They want to get home before curfew.
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Another post of the night!
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They’re not the only one.
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Are they in the stadium or calling it from a monitor?
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They are definitely calling it in….
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toejam67 said, “Spiral! TD!”
From 3 yards out. My niece could have thrown a spiral for a TD from that far out…and she’s 9.
LMFAO!!!!
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Hmm…ever heard of sarcasm? Nope, I didn’t think so. Carry on.
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He’s psychotic.
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Utes showing first game jitters. Wittingham looking almost Heltonesque-like.
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Isaiah Pola-Mao is da man!
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D is playing so well —if Slovis could stop feeling sorry for himself and play FOOTBALL we’d win by 21 points….
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How about we run the ball down the Utes throats to set up the pass?
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And Shedon Slovis throws another pick…LMFAO!
That girl Slovis is a mess, she’s afraid to take a hit, defenses are living rent free in her head.
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING MUCH!
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We need Cal to comment on the Joe Kapp quality of Slovis passes.
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A great CFL player! As well as NFL.
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He beat my beloved Rams…
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Joe was a gamer.
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No we don’t.
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Erik Krommenhoek the TE caught a TD pass!
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Can we put the Utes away now?
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They might put themselves away before we put them away.
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Slovis needs to show some love to Amon-Ra St. Brown.
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I don’t know if this team has the WILL to put anybody away.
Naturally, some of the luster and excitement is missing due to no fans in the stands—but USC’s offense looks so detached —especially Kedon. That “light” that Harrell said he saw in Slovis’ eyes last fall looks like it’s gone out.
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Anyone interested in open-field tackling?
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“In blistering ruling, judge throws out Trump suit in Pa.
An hour ago
HARRISBURG, Pa. (AP) — A federal judge issued a scathing order Saturday dismissing the Trump campaign’s futile effort to block the certification of votes in Pennsylvania, shooting down claims of widespread irregularities with mail-in ballots.
The case was always a long shot to stop President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration, but it was President Donald Trump’s best hope to affect the election results through the courts, mostly because of the number of electoral votes, 20, at stake in Pennsylvania. His personal attorney, Rudy Giuliani, stepped into a courtroom for the first time in decades to argue the case this past week.
U.S. District Court Judge Matthew Brann wrote in his order that Trump had asked the court to disenfranchise almost 7 million voters.
“One might expect that when seeking such a startling outcome, a plaintiff would come formidably armed with compelling legal arguments and factual proof of rampant corruption,” Brann wrote, so much that the court would have no option but to stop the certification even though it would impact so many people. “That has not happened.”
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U.S. District Court Judge Matthew Brann in closing told Donald J. Trump and his attorney’s to, “Kick rocks and tell your story walkin'”.
LMFAO!
The judge kicked those Trump Clowns out of the courtroom and the state/commonwealth.
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
CLASSIC!
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LMFAO!
The federal judge was an OBAMA appointee you stupid libtard! You actually thought he would judge the case on it’s merits you dolt?
Maybe the judge should have listened to Hillary…
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH! CLASSIC!
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It was a fucking district court judge —it doesn’t matter what he says or thinks. The guy’s low man on the totem pole….
##He’sJustAFuckingTrialCourtJudge..
##HisRulingIsABig”WhoCares?”
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The Great One tore Brann Muffin a new one!https://twitter.com/gatewaypundit/status/1330330138668642305
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He’s a Republican. You idiots believe everything the nutjob right wingers are selling you. They’re making you angry so you’ll give them your money.
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He’s as Republican as Mitt Romney and Pat “No Tariff’s Toomey the Globalist Traitors. You idiots beloieve everything the Fake News Mediacrats tell you. You are too stupid to question the same people who lied to you about Russian Collusion the last 4 years.
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Speaking of AH losers/succ’ers, 22 takes another stake up the kazoo while lip succ’ing Daffy J’s arse.
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When will you apologize for lying to us about Russian Collusion the last 5 years you pathetic loser?
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Utah has only 160 yards of offense and has given up three turnovers, and is only down by 7 at the half. That’s our boy Clay at work.
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The prevent defense only prevents victory…
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This one is actually more on Harrell so far —he doesn’t have the offense working together [and Kedon is a mess]….
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Alternatively, the front 7 D is playing enthusiastically, rushing the passer, grabbingTFL’s, and–most importantly–having a ton of fun. Utah O is not good, but I’m seeing some improvement in the front 7..
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Now we are looking good!
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10 point lead…
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Who would have thought he would have so much leg?
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Interception!
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Listen here Kingfish
My beloved Coach Helton is working hard to earn his $160,000 biweekly salary.
And remember, Mrs Helton works even harder spending it.
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Technical difficulties!
The epitome of USC under Helton and the PAC 12 under Scott.
You can’t make this up.
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Larry Scott is a fraud.
His paycheck is far more egregious than anyone at USC.
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I sure hope that Helton doesn’t think he can sit on less than a 2 score lead…
#Attack
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And that is a high bar to hop over. But Larry easily cleared the hurdle.
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Someone told Helton that unnecessary timeouts are what great coaches do….
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It’s not the time keeper, it’s the TV station. I’ve been bamboozled. The only thing that could make Helton look good is a shot of the stadium lights. Two guys sitting in their living room calling the game.
When I was a kid they called that radio.
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Good blitz call by Orlando.
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Someone tell me, during the assistant coach purge last season did Helton fire the equipment manager?
Why are the helmets coming off the players?
Just another problem Helton can’t fix.
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Alls well that ends well!
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We will all complain mightily about Clay, but 3-0 is 3-0.
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We improved as a team a lot tonight. Parker Lewis’s night to shine.
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Love the Parker!
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Decent clock management by Kedon and Vavae.
Heading over to the Bourbon shelf for my first sip since–well–that shellacking of the UCLA Bruins in 2019.*
*and that was a Blanton’s night.
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Cheers!
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We will live vicariously!
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With the Ducks exposed as frauds today by the ruins it looks like UW is USC’s #1 rival to defeat in the Pac 12 playoff game.
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The “No D” Ducks
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And…our defense looked good. Orlando is better against immobile QB’s….which means we might be okay next week too [although Colorado is playing over their heads right now]…..
#JustPrayThatEverybodyStaysHealthy
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Hey 207 I answered your challenge way up there the 7 words Utah used in their jerseys. (Sounds like George Carlin skit)
Speaking of the days when radio was the only way to “see” the game, the players wore shoulder pads wider than a Tesla backseat and the lineman were heavier than the Tesla battery. The equipment guy was important because he was the guy that had access to helmet stickers that my brother used to get for the East Valley Trojans. (A Pop Warner team)
Say goodnight Gracie
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