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The Next Chapter In Story That Won’t Go Away

A USC football player sent me this photo that is making the rounds among the athletes. It is allegedly the person that was returning punts two weeks ago and posing as a football player at USC practice.

51 thoughts on “The Next Chapter In Story That Won’t Go Away”

  1. Remember when a NASA astronaut plugged a hole in the ISS with his finger to prevent disaster?

    This is what should have happened…

    At first, ESA astronaut Alexander Gerst simply plugged the hole with his finger to stop the leak, but of course, that’s not sufficient as a long-term solution. Instead, the astronauts used epoxy and Kapton tape—a form of high-strength tape commonly used in spacecraft—to seal the breach. As of this writing, the air pressure inside the station is stable, which means the seal is working.

    Still, it’s likely that both NASA and the astronauts aboard the ISS would prefer an even more permanent solution than this, but it’s not clear at the moment what that solution would be. The astronauts may simply have to survive with their tape and gauze patch until the space agency comes up with something better.

    LMFAO!

    OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

    AND YOU CLOWNS BUY THIS BULLSHIT FROM NASA!

    AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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  2. Great picture Scott! This homeless imposter looks alot more fit than our entire offensive line, and the head coach.

    I say invite him to training table through August to add some pounds,, add a free pass to the weight room, set him up for a romantic date with Carol Folt, and then he surely will be ready to compete for a starting job next fall on the offensive line.

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    1. Word on the street is that he has gain 15 pounds of muscle and running sub 4.5. Also benching 350. He is currently a preferred walk on but all signs point to a scholarship by end of spring. #USCbulksemup

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    1. So speaketh the man who roots for the university whose students riot for making it to the final four. So let’s see, imposter vs. student riots. JO, you just keep on giving. You really make an outstanding court jester.

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      2. You are too funny, JO, a source of endless comic relief. We give you royal permission to leave J “court jester” O.

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    2. My friend Owns needs a virtual hug — I’m hereby violating my oath to Bobby and allowing you into the “When Does Helton Get Canned?” Sweepstakes…..
      You may not be a Trojan …but your opinion on this subject is surely as informed as anybody’s….
      #There’sATricycleWaitingForSomeLuckyLittleBoy!
      #WillItBeOwns?

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      1. My daughter refuses to ride a Tricycle. If I win, give the trike to old stogie. The youngster definitely needs 3 wheels to stay upright.

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      2. I’m desperately in need of psychiatric help. My Bromance is over the King is dead. Thank G-D for 67 & PUDLY! I’m taking my marbles home and throwing a temper tantrum. “ Michael likes Just Begging more than Me. I now understand why people watch Jerry Springer those are the type of people that read JO &TO posting in this blog. I’m so offended that I’m putting Guarino into the Bobby Squad 1) Kamala Harris2) Just Owns 3) Tebow Obama 4) Bernie Sanders 5) AOC 6) Michael Guarino. I’m calming down- my dear fiancé whisper sweet nothings in my ear. My fiancé looked at the picture of the imposter in the pool and said he has tan lines around the breast from wearing a female top. My gosh I’m literally just like that is to freaky.New top 5 is 1) 67 2) PUDLY 3) SAM Bam 4)Rialto Trojan 5) Tim Leftwich.

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      3. Wow. Me and Kamala? That’s cold. Is there something I can do to become King again, Bobby? [I’m guessing a simple apology won’t cut it].
        (Parenthetically —see what I did there?), I’m surprised nobody on Helton’s staff noticed the imposter’s bikini tan lines. Could it be, hanging out with Clay all summer during the “pandemic”, they’re numbed out on male bikini top tan lines?

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    1. That’s a sick lie… told by one of our bruin enemies to make USC look bad….
      #HeNeverGotAnythingOver”B”
      FYI:
      -Advanced Quantum Mechanics = B
      -Theory Of Everything = B
      -Proving Existence Of God Mathematically = B
      -Evading Security =B (Although Riding An “A” Until Sunday)

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  5. That guy is probably C.L. Max Nikias lover who got drugged out after a sexcapade with Max and stumbled into practice and decided to shag a few more balls.

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      1. If a certain member of the press were let back in, within a week that certain member of the press would have Clay weeping big tears—-just like Lane did when he ran away from his post practice presser after that certain member of the press asked the very question he was told not to ask….
        #WolfPart2:”IsKedon’sThrowingArmInjured?”

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      2. Yep, that “under center” was an eye opener. What is going on? One possibility is that after 1.5 seasons, opposing teams know Harrell’s offense really well, so Harrell now needs to make some adjustments?

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      4. It means as much as that time Clay Helton thought he was going to be a hard-ass and started cussing all the time. It lasted about a week. So yeah anything that happens at Spring football is entirely pointless to try to extrapolate on.

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  7. Schrader has access to watch practice and Wolf the former Valley Green sheet intern doesn’t? Please include it on on next week’s loser list as #1.

    Scott you never to cease to amaze me how you have a blog called inside usc when you aren’t even allowed on campus.

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  10. Memo to: Bobby

    I hope you and your fiancé, hirsute Axel from Bulgaria, enjoy a sweet life together.

    #hooray for bobby and axel
    #pussyon

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    1. Must be great to be able to rest your laurels on the toughness and success of your basketball and football teams against their crosstown rivals, huh?

      Flex on, little buddy 🤡🖕🏽💋🤪🤯

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      1. And they don’t even own their own stadiums or arenas. USC owns both the Rose Bowl and Pauley. UCLA is a team without a home. So much humilation.

        Rumor has it that Cronin had JO fetch the keys to Pauley when they had to practice. JO: “yes, sir, right away, sir.” So much groveling. Then he had to hold Chip Kelly’s place in the buffet line. So bad he even has to fetch water for the water boys. I guess he is used it from visting this blog. He tosses pebbles and gets boulders returned to him.

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      2. Yeah and they had big hopes for their own practice field, but then they ran out of money at 80yds… sorta like their teams’ energy levels running out at the end of contests. Any correlation btwn the two? 🤔 hmmm

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  12. Big weekend of high school football with Trojan signees, commits and targets galore…

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    1. And NOW for something really important — Can you tell me, Pudly, why the Pac 12 Network isn’t listing the Spring Game in their guide for Saturday? (They’re listing the 2019 spring scrimmage at 10 Hawaiian Time).
      #IDon’tWantToSpringForCostcoPizza&BudForNothing

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  13. It finally happened, I received my “buy spring game tickets for $20,” email. Since space is limited and only ” special people ” are let in, I believe the bottom of the barrel has been reached. I do not have the heart to tell them I’m washing my hair (what’s left of it) Saturday.

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  15. Far be it from me to presume to critique a Scott headline….but….yes, it certainly IS ‘the story that won’t go away’ if another page doesn’t show up…..
    #….Hopefully,Soon….
    #[Can’tTakeLookingAtGuy’sBikiniLinesEveryTimeIClickOn]…

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