Will USC get its traditional victory over a Mountain West opponent?
Do you look at the depth chart and find it to be less-than-impressive at some positions?
Do you think the Trojans will cover the 14-point spread?
Can a Clay Helton-coached team possibly play down to its competition (again)?
Now is your chance to answer these questions and more by picking the score for this Pac-12 Network game.
45-31
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Mr. Wolf is slippin’ this morning, must be shaking off an old school Friday night bender.
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Mr. Wolf drank too much Presidente and Everclear last night, he’s presently passed out on a bus stop on Figueroa…with his pants pulled down
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Who will win?
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Trojans 45-31
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I’m going to revise my prediction from earlier…
San Jose St. 31
USC 23
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Clay Helton chokes on a pre-game pork rind and is pronounced dead at 4:22 PDT. SAD.
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Sadly, no one performed the Heimlich maneuver.
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tebow sez he’ll help if Helton needs mouth to mouth resuscitation ……
#SpecialEventStaff:”Okay,Sir,YouCanStop..He’sFineNow..PleaseStop!”
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This just in…
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Wonder how many we had to give away?
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That hurts….
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Doesn’t help…
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Looks like a true freshman will start today on defense and his names not Korey…
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I have confidence Calen is going to end up being really good —- but guess which free safety (I guess that’s where they’re gonna put him) is going see a lot of balls coming his way today….
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That girl USC DL Courtney Foreman will be a bust.
I remember her getting tossed around like a rag doll at those Nike camps
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That’s hilarious 😂. Those of us who do not care to see the rise of USC football again hope he has a long, long mediocre career. Fight On…. To a 8-4 record. 3rd place finish in the awful PAC 12 South
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Covid is the gift that keeps giving. It’s the built in excuse para Helton. “We cannot go to bowl game where we will be creamed due to Covid” “We were short handed due to Covid”
What happened to keeping the athletes healthy?
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Ryan Kartje crestfallen over the loss of Clay after a binge-eating contest. Quoted as saying “Bro me and Brady McCullough will take you over Harbaugh any day of the week. We don’t care that you’re soft.”
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Scottie, you are late – Michael Guarino got the ball rolling on the last post with a 35-21 pick. I think he is close. It could be anything from an ugly 24-20 win, up to 48-21, with Slovis going off and the running game gaining close to 200 yards.
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If USC doesn’t win by at least 4 TD’s then it’s gonna be a long for you and the boys.
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F. U. (unfortunately) is right (but off by 2 TD’s)…..
#WeNeedToBeat(OrComeCloseTo)TheSpread…14Points…
#..OrIt’sGonnaBeAnotherLongSeason
P.S
67 —How many procedure penalties will USC rack up in first half? How many holds? How many back blocks on returns? How many times will our guy try to run a ball back that lands on the 5 yard line instead of letting it go into the endzone?
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MG, how about 10 for very answer you asked
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question not answer, it’s early
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Right there with you MG, 38-21 just beats the spread and saves CH from getting fired after the first game.
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Michael, those stats, particularly on false starts, special teams, will be the indicator of whether team and individual discipline has improved. As far as holding goes…can they protect Slovis? I really hope to see rushing attempts in the 35 range or higher.
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Not bad ….
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That’s ALREADY a season’s worth of TD’s……
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They play NO ONE in Utah
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Eh. So what..? Neither did they when the BYU qb went there or Jaxson.
What’s your point?
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Aw crap forget it. No matter how you cut it, Helton and his supporters are a mess. Who cares whether they win or lose in the long run.. We are the losers . They do not give a crap abou the fans. They make me sick.
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USC 29
SJS. 27
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Tebobuma,
I am hping that SC loses today and against Stanford so that when he goes on a raod trip and loses again, he gets fired on the tarmac. It will be called Tarmac II
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Yes, me too.
Tarmac Helton’s ass!
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2 OT, 34-31.
San Jose State in an upset that signals the beginning of the end for the Clay Helton “lost years.”
#AtLeastTheGameWillBeExciting.
#WatchSJSU’sHCBrennan,HeIsAnUpAndComer
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SJSU 34
USC 27
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Joe sez Hunter will be personally vetting these cases —and taking all minors to his D. C. apartment for safekeeping……
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34-31 USC. The usual opening struggle against a good, but inferior team. San Jose State an easy cover.
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SJSU – 33
USC – 27
Gomer standing with mouth agape as time expires
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The latter prediction was too easy, PJM… win or lose…..
#WelcomeBack
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Win or lose we’ll have to stomach Gomer’s post-game press conference where he will discuss “looking at the tape” and “cleaning things up.”
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Unreal. We both know it’s gonna be the same old post game shit show “win or lose”…..
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You can play his post game comments from 4 years ago and they would sound the same as the one he will say today. Sad.
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Looking at tape and cleaning things up can mean many things these days
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Homer should just play a video from any prior presser. They’re all the same, never answering any question with specifics. Ugh, another season of golly.
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NBC news LOS ANGELES:
THIS JUST IN
SJS 42
USC 41
CLAY HELTON, USC COACH TERMINATED
AD BOHN HAS REACHED AGREEMENT WITH SJS TO PURCHASE BRENNANS CONTACT OUTRIGHT AND IS NOW THE NEW HFB of USC.
COACH HELTON SIGHTING: BBQ’ng WITH A STUPID FN GRIN in HIS BACK PATIO.
USC AD BOHN has changed his name to BOND, JAMES BOND.
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Just like NBC News —
#WhyWaitTillLastMinuteToScoopTheOtherGuys?
#[InFact,WhyEvenWaitForEventsReportedToActuallyHappen]?
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Game canceled – Helton tests positive for Covid-19.
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…So..?
#WhatDoesThatHaveToDoWithTheGame?
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hellton inspired trojans …wait could that be a misnomer on gomer?
nevertheless…sc plays gomer inspired ‘ for the whole game’ as he stomps along the sideline to look involved in a 28-21…loss.
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Dyslexia can be fun: Inspired Trojans stomp Helton on sidelines….
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Score prediction for the southland. Hot and humid at the Coliseum with a touch of mugging -ness. Fans will be left to fend for themselves because the campus is closed. The surrounding area is not one in which to wander due the progressive politicians allow homeless persons, of undetermined sex, camp, harass, and otherwise hinder the home game atmosphere.
Another mugging will take place at the Rose Bowl, where Ed O. will be taking advantage of the Bruin’s desperate attempt to fill the stadium by having HS football recruits in the stands using giveaway tickets.
The Uclan may win but the real winner will be LSU securing a spot in southland recruiting. The gift that keeps on giving.
Now that trolls have chased “Me” off the blog, I thought maybe I could be Me2 but that’s a movement I don’t support. Maybe despicable Me? Nah I have had my posting name since Michael Lev was at the O.C. Register I guess I’ll keep it.
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Never give up, never surrender, Me…..
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Why don’t you get yourself a specific avatar then you can tell who is me and who isn’t???
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SPECIAL ADVANCE NOTICE FOR USC BETTORS: I had a dream last night that the first touchdown comes very fast…..
#ButICouldn’tTellWhichTeamScoredIt…
#..OrWhetherItHappenedInOurGame…
#SoMaybeTheDreamWon’tBeThatHelpful
#[UnfortunatelyManyOfMyDreamsAreLikeThis…Sorry]
P.S.
I could only tell for sure that the TD wasn’t scored by UCLA……
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Will usc even break a sweat?
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Yes….but we’ll win.
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SC has cut back their radio coverage from 4 hours pregame to 2 hours. They know they can’t cover for Helton for all of those hours. Sad.
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San Jose St. 42
USC 35
Get Helton fired today.
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The assholes at USC would probably give him a contract extension
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Yep!!!!
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USC 31
SJSU 24
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Have you noticed that everytime USC is in scoring position Helton calls a time out. If he would just get out of the way the team might be ok. He loves timeouts. Let them play. He is a dope
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