Imagine how unattractive USC’s schedule would have been last year under the preferred format it now wants:
Since it needs seven home games, you take away Texas and add UC Davis.
Then you realize USC skips Washington and Oregon.
As it turned out, Stumblebum Helton wouldn’t have even been able to navigate that schedule to a CFP appearance, which is the strategy of administrator Steve Lopes.
Texas looks like the last marquee opponent USC will play home-and-home for awhile. That series was announced in 2010. Have you heard USC announce another one since then?
This is even more suspect when you now have fans paying a personal-seat fee at the Coliseum for Notre Dame, lousy Pac-12 opponents and North Dakota State. And Notre Dame is every other year. You can pay for BYU the other years.
InsideUSC with Scott Wolf 
Lynn Swann would rather play a lesser opponent than improve his football program. USC will NEVER compete for a national championship under Swann, or Boo Boo the fool, Helton…. I GUARANTEE!!!!
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Nothing is official YET that the future non-con schedule is loaded up with lesser opponents. But it does sound like the Athletic administration is trying to socialize the fan base that we may have to do what the SEC schools do. The Administration is trying to lower the bar. I plan to show my displeasure this year by not attending a single home game
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USC will not schedule U.C. Davis because that program has a talented coach and talented football players without scholarships. They upset Stanford at Palo Alto and Stanford can never live that down. U.C. Davis plays Cal at Berkeley this fall and that could be another win for the Aggies. Dan Hawkins is a much better coach than Helton and is able to motivate his kids a lot better. Hawkins has previously coached at Colorado and Boise State.
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Never!
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USC has always played as difficult a schedule as they could. Don’t cry wolf Wolf until what you theorize actually happens. What a wonderful time this must be for you Wolf, to be able to sledge hammer USC every day, all day. They have screwed up on many fronts for sure, but your daily pounding show you to be a small, vindictive, Enquirer minded hack.
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I ain’t often right but I’ve never been wrong….
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This song was written about you, eh Puds aka Bobby Brown ?
Hey, there people I’m Bobby Brown,
They say I’m the cutest boy in town!
My car is fast, my teeth are shiny,
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heine!
Here I am at a famous school,
I present sharp and I’m acting cool
I’ve got a cheerleader here wants to help
With my paper let her do all the work
And maybe later I rape her!
Oh, god I am the American dream
I do not think I’m too extreme
And I’m a handsome son of a bitch,
I’m gonna get a good job and be real rich!
(Get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good)
Womans liberation
Came creeping all across the nation
I tell you, people, I was not ready
When I fucked this Dyke by the name of Freddi!
She made a little speech then,
Oh she tried to make me say when
She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick,
I guess it’s still hooked on but now it shoots to quick!
Oh, god I am the American dream,
But now I smell like Vaseline
And I’m a miserable son of a bitch
Am I a boy or a lady I don’t know which!
(I wonder, wonder, wonder, wonder)
So I went out and bought me a leisure suit
I jingling my change but I’m still kind cute
Got a job, doing radio promo,
And none of the jocks can even tell I’m a homo!
Eventually me and a friend,
Sort of drifted along into S&M
I can take about an hour on the tower of power,
As long as I get my little golden shower
Oh, god I am the American dream,
With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
An’ I’ll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin, ‘ “Thank you, Fred!”
Oh God, Oh God, I’m so fantastic!
Thanks to Freddie, I’m a sexual spastic
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down,
And my name is Bobby Brown
Watch me now; I’m goin’ down,
And my name is Bobby Brown,
Watch me now, I’m going down
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You’re a homophobic dufus troll..with a 3rd grade mentality.
Troll on
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Pretty sure that this was 78-79 New Years at Winterland in SF. Didn’t go to this one but saw N.Y. eve show in 73 at Cow Palace. Great times ☠️
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From the closing show at winterland
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FIST ON PUDS AKA BOBBY BROWN
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Funny how acquainted you are with about every perverse and sexually deviant sex act. Project much or you just like to experiment little man?
Troll on.
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Until USC gets rid of Haden, Swann, Lopes and Ron Orr, the football program and athletic administration will remain stagnant. The incoming President cares less about football and athletics. She has degrees from UC Santa Barbara and UC Davis.
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Better to fire a ‘warning shot’ to this possibility to get everyone on alert than have this mess suddenly sprung on us all. Helton owes everything to Swann. Sooner they’re both ousted the better.
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The USC administration should allow Lynn Swann, and Clay Helton to work together as a group for at least 6 years, and I truly believe it will all come together.
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This is amazing…you have earned plaudits as the Spinal Tap of this site – you’ve spoofed a UCLA fan imitating a so-called Russian troll being used by Facebook at the behest of higher authorities to boggle the mind (of course, mine is so small it doesn’t take much talent to do that!)…
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Pure poetry, James [except for the bit about your mind being small —-we have karma for that]…….
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Who is this – Ted? Or Miguelito?
Either way, there are nearly as many ruins in the transfer portal as there are left on scholarship. Anyone for an 8-clap?
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67 —Ted or Ed or Migueliti, it is funny stuff. Hope he sticks around for the whole season…..
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Absolutely – it’s what makes coming here that much more enjoyable…by this time of the day I’m already missing Mule (Owns) Musings or McMigs drive-up window orders when they aren’t more plentiful…
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If you want to voice your displeasure don’t try to reach Swann.
The man to reach is Steve Lopes at slopes@usc.edu.
He does read his e-mails and does respond if your e-mail is civil and respectful. Even if Steve Lopes is a moron with his overall daily administration of the football program and trying to shove his philosophy of “Win{ning} the right way” down everyone’s throats.
#MaybeSomeoneShouldInviteHimOverHereToReadOurDispleasure
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What a novel concept, a respectful exchange of opinions with someone who can actually initiate change? Be still my heart, there’s an adult in the room.
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I don’t believe Steve Lopes alone will actually make the changes that everyone knows the program needs.
But, take my word for it, if you e-mail Steve Lopes and call him out, “others will see the messages.”
#ThereAreUnwantedEyes&EarsInHeritageHall
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I know several who’ve emailed Swann and had replies too. But as you say, it ought to be respectful in nature even when criticizing him.
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