Here’s some Clay Helton spin from last night: “We’re 1-0, 1-0 in this second half.”
What’s next? The “state of California champions” mythical title he invented two years ago when he couldn’t beat Notre Dame or Ohio State?
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InsideUSC with Scott Wolf 
this! this is why this effer can’t put together a complete season.
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I can’t wait until we’re bowel eligible. I know what you’re thinking, that I committed a spelling error, but I can assure you I spelled it right. Clay’s goal is to get USC into a bowel game. He is three wins away from eligibility and he’s on course to reach his greatest ambition. A bowel game is low tier bowl game against a low level team so grateful to play against USC that they’ll show up anywhere. Then Clay will be home to watch it’s a wonderful life with his family. When USC backed into the Rose Bowl, Clay had to work an extra month. When almost lost the game with unbelievable coaching decisions, he set in motion what we have today. Now a bowel game win will cleanse his record enough to prove the school should keep him.
So again I can’t wait to be bowel eligible, so Helton can empty his on us again.
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Seems like lately thats our goal. Good second halves of season. Unfortunately , we lose three in the first six.
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Boy! Helton is in denial. One of the major things I dislike about him is: He has never said he and the coaching staff may have been at fault about anything and he needed to do a better job of coaching. I heard Lou Sabin say that even when he is winning. That tells a lot about the caliber of the coach. He has to go!
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I can’t wait until we’re bowel eligible. I know what you’re thinking, that I committed a spelling error, but I can assure you I spelled it right. Clay’s goal is to get USC into a bowel game. He is three wins away from eligibility and he’s on course to reach his greatest ambition. A bowel game is low tier bowl game against a low level team so grateful to play against USC that they’ll show up anywhere. Then Clay will be home to watch it’s a wonderful life with his family. When USC backed into the Rose Bowl, Clay had to work an extra month. When almost lost the game with unbelievable coaching decisions, he set in motion what we have today. Now a bowel game win will cleanse his record enough to prove the school should keep him.
So again I can’t wait to be bowel eligible, so Helton can empty his on us again.
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Wow first I can’t get a post on the site – now they’re duplicated. I hope it’s as good the second time.
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