ESPN did an oral history of Lane Kiffin getting fired and it’s worth reading. Full disclosure: I participated in it.
But there’s the quote that stood out to me. It’s from former USC athletic director Mike Garrett.
“(Pat) Haden didn’t know what the hell he was doing. So the place got worse, morale got bad. There’s no question in my mind if he gave Lane the time and the support and didn’t think of him as a Mike Garrett selection, Lane would’ve been successful.”
I think it’s safe to say that Garrett — more than 10 years after he was fired — is still angry about his dismissal.
Here is another Garrett quote: “I thought (Lane) was a student of the game, and I thought I had a maven in the works. I asked him to bring his father in, Monte. I thought Lane, offensively, could handle the load on that side of the ball, and Monte would handle the defensive side, and what a combination that would be.”
Garrett asked Lane to bring Monte? First of all, Monte was already at Tennessee with Lane. And Lane used that as a selling point with Tennessee and USC. So I don’t think it was Garrett’s idea.
Also, does Garrett realize asking Monte to come along didn’t age well?
No paywall, this will be interesting to read.
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Nancy Pelosi called Chuck Schumer one day and said I’ve got a plan to help us win in 2020 and help us retain control of Congress and take the Senate.
“Great Nancy but how?” asked Chuck.
“We’ll get some cheesy clothes and shoes like most Middle Class Americans wear, then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador Retriever.
Then, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Montana and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Bozeman, Montana. With the dog in tow, they walked inside and stepped up to the bar.
The Bartender took a step back and said, “Hey! Aren’t you Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi?”
“Yes we are!” said Nancy, “And what a lovely town you have here. We were passing through and Chuck suggested we stop and take in some local color.”
They ordered a round of bourbon for the whole bar, and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
A few minutes later, a grizzled old rancher came in, walked up to the Labrador, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked out.
A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted up its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar.
For the next hour, another dozen ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left shaking their heads.
Finally, Nancy asked, “Why did all those old ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of custom?”
“Lord no,” said the bartender. “Someone’s out there running around town, claiming there’s a Labrador Retriever in here with two assholes!”
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Ironic…
#Cuz…Nancy’sHusbandHasBeenSurgicallyRebuiltW/2Assholes…
#…ForFriday”PartyNight”
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The above should draw flies soon…..
#HereTheyCome
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‘Ol Mule Shoe’s boyfriend Alex Grinch and the other two idiots Shaun Nua and Donte Williams can survivie a loss to Colorado, they won’t survive upcoming losses to ND, Utah, Washington and Oregon.
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Thought you had ridden out of Dodge, Steveg49, and were headed to the OTHER side
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You and steveg49 were giving head to each other?
Whatever blows your hair back
LOL!
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Coul’tdnt resist the story. Not going to the other side, just have to get away from the clowns on here that Scott does nothing about.
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shit in my mouth not in the blog
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When Trump was kicked to the curb by Sleepy Joe, he was told, “Just pack your shit and go”…LOL!
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Know how ’49 can tell his roommate is gay?…it’s when ‘lil ‘tevie’s roommate’s cock begins to taste like SHIT!
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Good one Steveg49. We appreciate your posts. Don’t leave us. We will get over the temporary madness that inflicts this blog.
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Question for the Great [sincerely] Mike Garrett [USC’s last real A.D.]: “If Pat Haden was a crappy A. D. what does that make Lynn Swann?”
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Both were donkey shyt. That grifted USC and lined their pockets. Including Pat Haden with the charity grift for his family. If they only knew what to do those two. USC would of competed for Natty’s along time ago.
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So Garrett embellished the Lane and Monte Kiffin story a bit
Fortunately we know Scott would never stoop so low
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..and thank goodness for that!….
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Great article with interesting comments from Kiffin et al. Sheds light on tarmac. Lane may have resurrected himself as a future USC HC candidate, not that I want Riley to leave.
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Could’ve done without Clay Helton’s contributions to the article.
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Charles —
… sentence coulda stopped at “contributions”….
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Interesting comments from Lane about his time with Saban. Lane ran it up by at least 7 points against USC in 2016 when Saban told him not to.
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I guess he remembered the tarmac….
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Lane remembers everything about the tarmac, which he coined but not totally accurate.
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That game was an embarrassment who gives a fuc. Showed us that Sam Brown wasn’t the next Payton Manning like he was hyped up to be. Couldn’t even score a touchdown.
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Who the fuck is Sam Brown?
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Max Browne, right?
#IThinkASeasonedSamCouldaGivenThemAllTheyCouldHandle
#ByTheTimeHeGotToTheRoseBowlSamWasReadyForSaban
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Got to put a word in for Diane Feinstein, the person not politician
She was the mayor of San Fran in 1978 and U.S. senator for 30-years
Certainly she was a pioneer woman who helped set the table for aspiring women everywhere
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As a younger person [days as Mayor and first 2 terms as Senator], Diane was the model “Voice of the People”…
#SheDeservedABetterLastAct….
#[“Unforgiven” —ClintEastwood,”DeserveHasNothingToDoWithIt”].
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Senator Feinstein continued on past her expiration date
–Hard to keep it coming as the age of 80s closes in on 90
If she would have retired it might have bought her another couple of years of life
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…but the DNC wouldn’t let her retire… they wheeled her around to vote “yea” until she expired….
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Remember when Senator Feinstein was questioning Amy Coney Barrett for the Court of Appeals in 2017. Barrett was very open about being a devout Catholic but said that this would not affect her decisions from the bench. In other words, she would not be guided by Roman Catholic theology when making decisions. Feinstein looked at her personal life with 5 children, one an adopted Haitian girl with disabilities and said she was more concerned about her nomination that other Catholics because “The dogma lives loudly within you.” Great title for a homily – Does the dogma live loudly within you?
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Answer: Yes…’fraid it does. Sorry…
#NotSorry
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Feinstein could have been a contender! RIP Senator California.
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Let me correct that MG max Brown my bad.
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Not your bad…. It was Max’s….
#AllTheWay
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Term limits and age limits
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On the blog or in Congress? 😛
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So Cal
SEPTEMBER 29, 2023 AT 7:29 PM
I embedded a post without any “special rights”. Like most things, this flew right over Crazy’s head.
where is this post…..another fucking lie!
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“I thought I had a maven in the works,” said Garrett of Lane Kiffin
At first I thought that was a typo and he meant “maid’
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I was not particularly impressed with Garrett as an A.D. It seemed to me that the position demand someone with the nuanced skills of a seasoned politician and Garrett was always blunt. But history has been kind to him. Many of us now prefer truth and bluntness to nuance.
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Yep. Well said. Truth is a higher Virtue than Nuance!
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You may have noticed —I’ve dropped all nuance…
#TheTimesDemandsIt
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Correct me if I’m wrong PH, but hasn’t Emperor Garrett been busted and fired for sexual harassment at least twice?
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Owns: I remember that he was fired from Cal State Los Angeles for that. In my view, if I remember correctly, the allegations were not horrific. Just an older man who acted in a way that was acceptable in the sixties and seventies but no longer acceptable in a university culture. It was not like he was getting a blowjob from a 19 year old white house intern while he ate pizza and was talking with Yassir Arafat.
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Ouch!
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Hillary: “Can I hear the story of you and Monica and the pizza and Arafat again, Bill? I’m feelin horny…..”
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Hey Scott, can you put your dick in my asshole….I have two assholes, I talk out of the other one….don’t mind the bad breath
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Cowardly Gabby aka TebowObama aka The Guy who posts as So Cal’s Wife & LawyerJohn & Pudly & Plow Horse & steveg49 & DOJ & Scott Wolf and Frank Young and Jack Smith and Lost in Translation, your Dictator Senile Joe is cornholed now!
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May have been his fourth choice, but Garrett hired Carroll.
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I just ran across the 2003 email confirming my account with the O. C. Register USC blog which was the forerunner of this blog. Major differences are that the banter was about USC sports, the author/ owner routinely answered posts without using an alias and the blog was linked to newspaper. For almost 20 years this blog was a fun place to post. Even bRuin trolls were semi civil. Now this blog has become whatever level of hell with the stated purpose to chase people off the blog.
I can’t even guess who is real or an imposter and the sad thing is the blog owner condones the behavior. This blog needs to die.
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Trojandude et. al.: Agree that the blog is not what it should be. It is vulgar and offensive. But it does not have to be that way. And the bones are good. We have many interesting bloggers and one person who likely suffers from a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He is not a cancer on the blog that has metastasized and dealt it a death blow. More of a canker sore. Scott just needs to treat the canker sore. It is not that difficult but for whatever reason he has not yet done it. Hang in there. We will get our blog back.
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Wolf acted quickly this morning when he deleted 17 nasty posts by the same person inside of 10 minutes after Wolf put up his Friday edition
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That’s great!
Hilarious that a loser who thinks he’s such a tough guy throws a tantrum, crying that he’s going to dump on this blog until Scott gets that mean guy to quit picking on him!
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This is an issue between you and Gabby. Stop bringing other names into it. If you are truly a “man” then you need to make the same perverted comments to his face. You talk the talk now walk the walk and meet him, or you need to call yourself a pussy who hides behind his keyboard. This has gone on far too long. Test Gabby and see if he’s actually a “wuss”.
Go ahead, make up some more lame reasons to get out of it. You’re nothing but a little instigator, with the Napoleon complex…..embarrassing
It’s pathetic how you called out Gabby’s grammar and he handed it back to you, your response was a whining little bitch who got slapped around.
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Cowardly Gabby aka TebowObama aka The Guy who posts as So Cal’s Wife & LawyerJohn & Pudly & Plow Horse & steveg49 & DOJ & Scott Wolf and Frank Young and Jack Smith and Lost in Translation are blue about the Clinton Crime Family:
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When are you going to meet up with Gabby….you talk shit and hide behind your keyboard…just like the limp-dick so cal…
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road apple: Rams beat the Bucs one year 5 to 2 in the NFC championship game. My uncle had a large bet on the Rams and had to cover a three point spread…..He bitched about that for years
The Rams and Bucs have met twice in the NFC championship game. 1980 Rams won 9-0 and in 2000, the Rams also won 11-6.
YOU JUST GOT CAUGHT IN ANOTHER LIE!
FUCKING HYPOCRITE!
So your uncle bitched about a big lie from many years, sounds like trump bitching about the ass whipping he took at the ballot box. You lost all credibility with the blog member as if you even had any. Typical narcissists, telling lies to feel relevant
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When are you going to fight Plow Horse, Cowardly Gabby aka TebowObama aka The Guy who posts as So Cal’s Wife & LawyerJohn & Pudly & Plow Horse & steveg49 & DOJ & Scott Wolf and Frank Young and Jack Smith and Lost in Translation?
You got humiliated by Plow Horse and now you try to go back to your internet bully routine!
Cowardly Gabby aka TebowObama aka The Guy who posts as So Cal’s Wife & LawyerJohn & Pudly & Plow Horse & steveg49 & DOJ & Scott Wolf and Frank Young and Jack Smith and Lost in Translation is a chicken!
Plow Horse
JUNE 22, 2023 AT 9:57 PM
Gabby:
You have offended my wife, my mother and my father. All sexual inferences. I let the first two go because they are both deceased but not my wife. You are the one who offended my family, not visa versa. I have never brought your wife or parents into anything. It is therefore my call – boxing gym in Pasadena CA, Mr. tough guy. Give me a date and I will make the arrangements. Stop being a chickensh*t.
And nobody believes you are friends with Dana White. If you ever read the news, he is a staunch conservative who left the country during Covid so that the Dems. couldn’t shut down UFC. He wouldn’t allow a pussy leftist like yourself anywhere near his octagon. Rummaging the dumpster outside of the premises for plastic bottles redeemable for 20 cents doesn’t mean you know Dana White you leftist, racist, pussy.
Give me available dates.
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Scott, try this concept, ask plow when he’s going to fight Gabby. The ball is in his court…Gabby is cocked and load…..IT’S GET IT ON….ASAP!
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Never say die….
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Maybe this sick person will realize all she has done is alienate herself from everyone else and cease and desist the spamathon.
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Trojandude207, Rialto Trojan, and San Marcos Trojan
SEPTEMBER 30, 2023 AT 12:16 AM
I just ran across the 2003 email confirming my account with the O. C. Register USC blog which was the forerunner of this blog. Major differences are that the banter was about USC sports, the author/ owner routinely answered posts without using an alias and the blog was linked to newspaper. For almost 20 years this blog was a fun place to post. Even bRuin trolls were semi civil. Now this blog has become whatever level of hell with the stated purpose to chase people off the blog.
I can’t even guess who is real or an imposter and the sad thing is the blog owner condones the behavior. This blog needs to die.
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Key word: “sick”….
#QuestionAnswersItself,No?
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At least The Joker in Batman was entertaining….
#ThisIsGongShowStuff
#January6th!
#1993!
#ScottIsMichael&SoCalIsEgyptianTimeTraveler!
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Stop it Gabby…..you better not expose what happened in 1993…..leave the skeletons in the closet….I can’t remember if my house even burned down. I have massive erosion between the eyes. They call it pineapple head syndrome
Don’t tell anyone about my election fraud. Our secret
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Aka: “realize all she has done is alienate herself from everyone else”
Never gonna happen. From one day to the next she can’t remember shit. When I refer to all the people who have called her out at one time or another, she can’t remember ANY of them! LOL
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where is this embedded post…..produce IT or STFU…..
another fucking lie
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Does Ripple cause memory loss?
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https://media2.giphy.com/media/3PsAFhVjUSdzy/giphy.gif?cid=
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This is an issue between you and Gabby. Stop bringing other names into it. If you are truly a “man” then you need to make the same perverted comments to his face. You talk the talk now walk the walk and meet him, or you need to call yourself a pussy who hides behind his keyboard. This has gone on far too long. Test Gabby and see if he’s actually a “wuss”.
Go ahead, make up some more lame reasons to get out of it. You’re nothing but a little instigator, with the Napoleon complex…..embarrassing
It’s pathetic how you called out Gabby’s grammar and he handed it back to you, your response was a whining little bitch who got slapped around
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Wow great posts everyone let’s take this blog. #NeverLetANarccistTakeOverABlogWeStandUnitedAgainstAll7112WeNeveLeaveDespiteThe…… Bullshit
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100%, 7112! Onward, legionnaires!
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Watching OR St. humiliate UT on FS1 9+ minutes to go
OR St. 21 UT 0….Whittingham looks desperate but it is amazing they’re 4 – 0 esp, defeating FL and Baylor because tonight it’s all Beavers.
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Watching OR St. humiliate UT on FS1 9+ minutes to go
OR St. 21 UT 0….Whittingham looks desperate but it is amazing they’re 4 – 0 esp, defeating FL and Baylor because tonight it’s all Beavers.
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Utah will have Rising ready for USC game — we can’t over-rely on this score… they have no QB tonight [total 160 yards of offense at this point]…
#DefenseCannotKeepDoingItALLForUtah….
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another lame ass comment…..your football IQ is pathetic…
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I believe Mike Garrett over the wolf in trojan clothing 24×7…
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Mike Garrett was a good AD despite what everyone says. He was fired(despite what they say) because he criticized the NCAA for their actions against SC at a time when SC just wanted to bow down and beg for forgiveness and not fight back.
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