Morning Buzz: USC-UCLA Report Card

QUARTERBACK

Caleb Williams passed for 384 yards but I thought this was one of his poorer games. Somewhere along this season, Williams decided throwing a lot of sidearm passes was a good idea. And of course, Lincoln Riley can’t control him enough to deter the star QB.

Grade: C-

RUNNING BACK

USC had 3 yards rushing in 22 carries. But you try running with that offensive line blocking for you. USC pretty much wasted MarShawn Lloyd’s talents this season.

Grade: Incomplete

WIDE RECEIVERS

This season in a nutshell: Lincoln Riley had so little faith in Mario Williams and Dorian Singer that neither caught a pass or were even targeted in the game. The stats say Singer didn’t even play. They were projected to be two of the go-to receivers this season. Who to blame? The coaches.

Grade: C

OFFENSIVE LINE

USC rushed for 3 yards. Caleb Williams was running for his life. They committed three penalties. It’s incredible some people thought this line was going to be a big improvement over a year ago. They have been atrocious most of the season. Offensive line coach Josh Henson has laid an egg at USC.

Grade: F

DEFENSIVE LINE

Tailback T.J. Harden rushed for a career-high 149 yards. Just another tailback with a career day against USC. The Bruins had 199 yards rushing overall. Frankly, the defensive line’s been one of the big disappointments this seasin but it gets overshadowed by the secondary and offensive line.

Grade: D+

LINEBACKERS

Think about this: Lincoln Riley and the media fanboys spent all spring and training camp building up Tackett Curtis. Where was he Saturday? The linebacker corps was shorthanded. But Curtis did not make a tackle vs. UCLA. So what went wrong this season with the coaching evaluation?

Grade: D-

DEFENSIVE BACKS

They were pretty bad but some of it got masked by UCLA’s often inept passing game. Still, there were enough miscues to keep the unit’s disastrous reputation intact.

Grade: D

SPECIAL TEAMS

Denis Lynch had a kickoff go out of bounds and missed a 25-yard FG. But USC does not need a special teams coach.

Grade: D

COACHING

Should I focus on the bad playcalling? Or how a coach did not have his team remotely close to being ready to play against the crosstown rival? Or how the defense can’t cover a tight end (see below)?

Lincoln Riley’s done an awful job this season and the lemmings are finally accepting it.

Grade: F

COLISEUM CROWD CLOAKING SEATS

Whoever decided to make the Coliseum seats red deserves a raise because it makes it difficult on TV to tell how many thousands of empty seats there are in the stadium. Look at the picture below. It’s midway through the first quarter, folks, and the stadium looks half empty.

Grade: A

OLIVIA RODRIGO

If the pop singer didn’t show up to root for USC, what other highlight would there have been Saturday? Imagine all the UCLA fans (under 25) who cannot comprehend Rodrigo being a Trojan. That’s right, she’s a Trojan. She’s taken classes at USC. I’d rather have her coach the team. They might play harder.

Grade: A

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80 thoughts on “Morning Buzz: USC-UCLA Report Card

  1. Soc transit gloria Ilium mundi…..Bill Plaschke’s column in the LAT yesterday was two prong – 1. Calling Riley on what it means to coach at a top tier program like USC and 2. at the very end of the column bluntly noting the selfishness of Caleb Williams for once again after a loss, bailing out on speaking to the press and Riley doing nothing about it.

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    1. Only a pedophile republican would say something as sick and perverted as this…

      So Cal

      NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

      Doesn’t matter if she looks 12. She’s 20.

      ______________________________________

      You’re never going to live that one down you perverted freak

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      1. Don’t need to. Legal is legal.

        You support a pervert of an old man who showered with his own daughter until she hit puberty, you freak.

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      2. Slo Cal said, “So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        “Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.”

        That’s what a pedophile would say

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      3. Nice try, Gabriela. No one else would be stupid enough to pull that lame shit. She’s legal.

        Just because you want to look at it in the most perverted manner possible, just proves that this is YOU. You post the freakiest shit here, then cry if someone responds with the same,

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      4. Only a pedophile like Slo Cal would say,

        So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        Doesn’t matter if she looks 12. 

        That’s fucking sick!

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      5. Says the Village Idiot who loves to post about what she enjoys doing with Tiny and posting videos of a horse’s butt while it defecates. Look in a mirror, Gabriela. And supporting Pedo Joe!

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      6. The limp-dick slo pa-troll is getting slapped around like a pinata by Tebow……love it! We all know slo pa-troll jacks off to videos of naked 10-year-old boys and girls……According to a source, this criminal act takes place in his man cave, aka the outhouse.

        Gabby really needs to track down that freak and give him a good ass whipping. It’s very disgusting when he takes pleasure in talking about a 74-year-old woman lactating into her son’s mouth, or Gabby’s 16-year-old daughter being a prostitute. You have to be a MASSIVE PERVERT TO EVEN THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND THAN TALKED ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET. I wish his family and relatives could read the disgusting and perverted shit he talks about. They would probably want to give him an ass whipping also.

        I am serious as a heartbeat, slo pa-troll has some mental issues that should be addressed by a professional. The sooner Gabby can give him the well-earned ass whipping the better.

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      7. Slo Cal’s paranoia is a result of gabby living rent free in his head

        gabby owns him, he thinks everyone who clowns him is gabby

        LOL!

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      8. Uh-uh. Forgetting what she did just a few weeks ago, replying to my post to Tebow after forgetting to log in as her other name. Was there for everyone to see, you lying sack of shit.

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      9. says the fucking freak who cries and pouts when Gabby slaps his ass around like a pinata…there is no bigger coward on the internet….his old man taught him how to be a coward….Napoleon complex…

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      10. You support Pedo Joe. You shouldn’t be claiming Wolf is sick for merely mentioning Rodrigo was at the game.

        Yesterday at a Naval station: Biden addressed a 6-year-old girl who had been listening to the president’s remarks from a table in the hangar awaiting the holiday meal.

        “I love your ears. I love ‘em, they’re really cool,” Biden says, walking up to and crouching down to the girl, who appeared to be wearing an animal-ear headband, “What’s your name?”

        “Catherine,” the girl responds meekly.

        “Catherine? What a beautiful name. That’s my mommy’s name,” Biden said. “How old are you? 17?”

        Her younger brother calls out, “No, she’s 6!!”

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      11. STFU…..YOU FUCKING SENILE PERVERT……What Joe said was not out of line you sick pervert…..Trying to use Joe to deflect from the sickness is disgusting….I can’t wait for Gabby to whip your ass.

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      12. Slo Cal is into 12 year old looking girls…he admitted it

        So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.

        What a sick fuck he is

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      13. Quit making shit up! You claimed Wolf was sick because “she looks 12”.

        I said it doesn’t matter what she looks like. She’s 20. That’s it, you sick freak.

        You’re only making those claims because you are a perv and the entire blog knows it.

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      14. Wait!!!!!!!!!!! you’re the troll who was talking about a member’s daughter being a prostitute and a 74-year-old woman lactating into her son’s mouth….did you forget those comments you made…YOU’RE A FUCKING HYPOCRITE THAT NEEDS A GOOD ASS WHIPPING

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      15. you have perception issues you senile sack of shit….go fuck yourself with Tiny and quit being a past….NO ONE talks to you….go find a new blog to shit on!

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      16. Slo Cal admitted he’s turned on by 12 year old looking girls

        You couldn’t make this shit up, here is what he said,

        So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.

        There it is there…

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      17. The real slo pa-troll let his sickness out of the hat. The sicko is trying to use Joe to deflect from his sickness. I am sure friends and family keep their kids away from slo pa-troll, I would!

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      18. No one other than the sick blog perv would accuse Wolf of being sick for mentioning Rodrigo being at the game. You’d better contact ABC, too, because their crew zoomed in on her at least 3 times throughout the game.

        Quit lying to yourself Tebow/aka Gabriela.

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      19. We know you’re a sick pervert….no words will change that….go fuck yourself and ley PT borrow tiny…

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      20. Slo Cal needs to be locked up or at least put under surveillance by police and kept away from children.

        When he disappears from this blog in the afternoon he’s probably out cruising around elementary schools stalking his next victim…he’s sick, needs help

        So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.

        YIKES!

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      21. They need to post his mug shot at all local parks and schools and tell children to avoid his pedophile/pervert. They need to search his outhouse for all illegal videos ASAP

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      22. You senile troll, Tebow is not Gabby….you’re so fucked up between the ears your
        paranoia is setting in….seek help before you go postal!

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      23. Someone is going to contact the police on Slo Cal, he likes zoomed in video of 12 year old looking girls…

        Slo Cal :

         contact ABC, too, because their crew zoomed in on her at least 3 times throughout the game.

        This pervert Slo Cal is beyond disturbed, he’s sick

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      24. He’s a sick man and parents need to keep their kids away from him…he likes to
        call out Joe as a pedo to deflect from his sickness

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      25. LMAO! Can’t copy & paste it, cuz it’s a lie and still stupid enough to run with it.

        I give you the Village Idiot!!

        As for ABC remark, merely stated a fact, you moron.

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      26. you convince no one with your lies….you want some to that 12-year-old beaver….you are a sick man…I see why relatives hide from you…

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      27. Mrs slo pa-troll: STFU…….no one on that clown show scott wolf blog gives a shit about what you say…..How many times have you been depressed because no one responds to your political bs….I know you don’t go there to talk football, you have no football knowledge.

        Quit arguing with people and go get me an extra large bottle of lube…..tiny is a calling

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      28. Slo Cal wasn’t joking when he admitted being turned on by 12 year old looking females

        So Cal

        NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

        Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.

        That is what Slo Cal said…he’s one sick pervert

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      29. Yesterday, don’t bother with the blog sicko/pervert. The only person whose mind went to “sick” just because Wolf mentioned Rodrigo’s attendance at the game.

        Gabby has outed herself before about also being Tebow. But this one is even further proof. No two people on this little blog could be that stupid & twisted.

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  2. Hi guys. I love getting done by my dad and mom. Please don’t get angry with as I am a confused little puppy. My ass is hairy and it makes it uncomfortable to sit in front of my computer too long.

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    1. It’s not my hairy ass that doesn’t allow me to sit for very long, it’s my Tower of Power, I can only take that for so long, but it feels soooooo good.

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    1. Hey, Auburn paid New Mexico State $1.85 million to come play them and get beat, so much for scheduling a pasty. Oh wait, NMS now has a real coach, ooops. I think NMS would give SC a game, maybe beat them.

      Does Riley really want UNLV ? Miami of Ohio ?

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    2. Prediction as of yesterday is USC being in the Las Vegas Bowl against a 6 or 7 win Big 10 team. I’ve see either Illinois or Maryland depending upon Illinois beating Northwestern.

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      1. It doesnt matter who they play- they will lose. Caleb wont play- and he’s really the only reason the offense scored points-Not because of LR’s ” masterful” play calling. If CAL could move the ball like that against SC- then anyone can- as SUCLA showed. I hope LR knows something we don’t know about who his new DC, O line coach, strength and conditioning coach, DB coach, Special Team Coordinator etc.. Not only that- HE has to be the one actually recruiting quality defensive players since he has no staff that can effectively recruit right now. With Helton- we knew we didn’t have a chance- with Riley- not sure wtf we have…

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      2. Spicoli, I think we know what Riley is and it’s not a top flight head coach, more like a slimmer version of Helton.

        The guy was 11-2 last year and he can’t recruit locally for shit, what does that tell you ?

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  3. Williams should get an F for being such a baby and not facing the media, AGAIN. What’s he going to do in the NFL after a loss, hide ? Pull that and see how it goes over with your teammates, hint, it won’t.

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  4. Wolf is not usually right but the painting of the seats red was ingenuous because the stadium looks filled even when empty

    Good thing Celeb lost 5 of his last 6 games to prepare him for the lousy losing-inflated NFL team that will be selecting him, and it is surprising he would not give a final address to Los Angeles but the guy was a bit of a diva

    Wiley’s rebuilding project is similar to Gaza’s as in “where do we begin?

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  5. tebowobama
    NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 7:05 PM
    Slo Cal is into 12 year old looking girls…he admitted it

    So Cal

    NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 4:12 PM

    Doesn’t matter if she looks 12.

    What a sick fuck he is

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  6. tebowobama
    NOVEMBER 20, 2023 AT 6:41 PM
    Slo Cal’s paranoia is a result of gabby living rent free in his head

    gabby owns him, he thinks everyone who clowns him is gabby

    LOL!

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  7. Global Consultant,

    If you were the AD for SC what would you do? Do you fire Riley, Kingsbury, and the oline coach? If so, who would you bring in knowing that you are going to the B1G Ten next year. You played for SC and you know defense schemes and you know who would be the best fit for SC. Thank you.

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    1. you stupid sack of shit…you don’t fire someone who is owed 80 million….where is the “show cause”….you are one dumb old man, be embarrassed…..think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  8. Scooter,

    Where is Sorority Girl? She has let the joke go on too long. Have you heard anything about her in wanting to deal with the team?

    SC is such shambles, that they should refuse to go to a bowl game. That way they will not be embarrased. Get ready for next season.

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      1. Why do you not address your misogynist and racist ways…Your local priest knows you’re a fraud….quit the holy-roller BS….

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      1. no one is putting a gun to your head to make you read my comment….you’re the fucking idiot for taking the bait as many have warned you not to do…you dumbass

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      2. As I said before, if laughing at your stupidity is “taking the bait”, fine.

        But glad to see you admit “MANY” have suggested I ignore the Village Idiot, the way they all do.

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