UCLA Denies Chip Kelly Might Not Return

UCLA athletic director Martin Jarmond denied a report from FootballScoop.com that Chip Kelly might not return next season. It listed Urban Meyer and Chris Petersen as potential replacements.

What I like is how Jarmond sent out a tweet to deny the story.


Last year, Mike Bohn was furious when there was a report Clay Helton was fired. So his spokesperson contacted the reporter’s employer and demanded he be fired. The reporter eventually was fired. Bohn could have sent out a tweet he was keeping Helton. Instead, he stayed behind the scenes while his minion demanded retribution.

Then Bohn took to twitter a few days later to finally say Helton was staying, which was the main reason for all the confusion.

44 thoughts on “UCLA Denies Chip Kelly Might Not Return

      1. Speaking as someone who really enjoys watching their product take the field, I hope UCLA keeps their football program going….

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  1. Bohn sounds like he fits in very well working under Carol Woketard.

    I really don’t want Chip going anywhere and I don’t see Petersen taking any job in LA, he’s not cut out for it, he couldn’t handle Seattle

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  2. Hey 22, your Messiah has royally f**ked up again.

    Trump remains silent as massive cyber hack poses ‘grave risk’ to government
    By Kevin Liptak, CNN

    (CNN)When President Donald Trump convened his Cabinet at the White House Wednesday as Washington absorbed news of a massive data breach, the heads of most agencies relevant to the intrusion — including the Department of Defense, the State Department, the Justice Department, the director of national intelligence and the Central Intelligence Agency — were absent.

    After the meeting, Trump said nothing about the attack, which went undetected by his administration’s intelligence agencies for months. As those agencies now mobilize to assess the damage — which the government said Thursday could be more widespread than initially thought, posing a “grave risk to the federal government” — the President himself remains silent on the matter, preoccupied instead with his election loss and his invented claims of widespread voter fraud.

    The massive data breach, revealed in the final weeks of Trump’s administration, amounts to a dramatic coda for a presidency clouded by questions of deference to Russia and unsuccessful attempts to warm relations with its President, Vladimir Putin. Just as he has largely ignored the latest surge in coronavirus cases, Trump appears to have all but abdicated responsibility in his final weeks in office.

    The White House has not listed an intelligence briefing on the President’s daily schedule since early October, though officials say he is regularly briefed on intelligence even when a formal briefing doesn’t appear on his calendar and a senior White House official told CNN that Trump was briefed on the hack by his top intelligence officials on Thursday.

    Once again the AH, loser/succer of the US is shown to be on top of only a Big Mac and Diet Coke.

    Trump is POS traitor and Putain Bit*h. But, of course 22, the AH doesn’t take responsibility for his catastrophic administration. Your Messiah only cares that he was bit*h slapped by Sleepy Joe in a democratic landslide. Fuck the maga BM.


      1. My friend Owns thinks that because he says the repubs are bad ….that proves the other party is good….

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    1. Bruin Rob, STFU you fat sub six Fake News CNN quoting loser.

      50m ago
      Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the artist formerly known as BruinRob. Much like Charlie Bucket, A.K.A. Tebowbama, BruinRob has had a long and infamous career posting his constant BS on this blog, beginning around 2009. Here are some of the career lowlights of BruinRob. *BruinRob is a long time resident of Cerritos and has been employed at the Cerritos McDonald’s for quite some time. He is a three time Golden Spatula winner and has enrolled in just about every class at Cerritos C.C., without earning that elusive Associate Arts Degree.

      *BruinRob spends a lot of his time touting the greatness of UCLA, despite the fact that he’s never attended the school, aside from never attending a UCLA basketball/football game, even though tickets are relatively easy to come by. *BruinRob really came into his own during the 2011 season.

      After the epic 50-0 beatdown of USC, BruinRob claimed that he and his “two kids” were verbally and physically harassed before, during, and after the game. *Two weeks later, BruinRob claimed that he and his “girlfriend” were going to drive in a convertible up the 101 to San Francisco to see UCLA get thumped by Illinois in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

      It was during this time that BruinRob got exposed by a 12 year old for his DateMeLA profile. A link was posted and on that site there was BruinRob in all of his glory. All types of anti-USC propaganda and a portrait of BruinRob in a grey suit.

      By the looks of it, he goes around 5’7″-245 lbs.

      *For two seasons after that, BruinRob did exact some revenge on USC when Brett Hundley single handedly tore USC up three games in a row. This is when BruinRob changed his name to “UCLAOwnsLA”, mimicking the UCLA flavor of the month coach Jim Mora.

      He soon changed it to his current monicker of “JustOwns” after USC sent UCLA and Josh Rosen packing three years in a row. *BruinRob’s anti USC dystopia hit an all time high shortly after it was announced that USC would be playing Penn State in the 2017 Rose Bowl.

      He went on an all day rant about how the Bowl Selection Committee was violating their own rules by choosing USC over Colorado, who just lost the Pac-12 title game to UW. He conveniently left out the fact that USC beat both Colorado and UW that season.

      *But this was nothing compared to the Mother of all Meltdowns during the fourth quarter of the 2017 Rose Bowl. I was at that epic comeback and when I got back home I read this blog and let me tell you, BruinRob was strutting around like a Bantam Rooster during the Third Quarter. But as the Fourth Quarter began winding down, you saw him going absolutely haywire, culminating when USC won in the final seconds.

      *After that, BruinRob seemed to disappear for some time, keeping a really low profile. But now with USC sucking hind tit so to speak, he’s back spewing his constant garbage. FIGHT ON!


  3. It’s time for Kelly to leave-ASAP. His game mgmt. vs the Clowns is unforgiveable. He make Penn St’s HC Franklin look like a genius.

    The UCLA job is the perfect situation for Meyer. It’s a win/win situation for both parties. Everything at UCLA is in place for Meyer to build the program and win a NC in 3 or 4 years. Think 2022 recruiting.

    Meyer wife’s approval is the last hurdle. She won’t have to leave LA; Meyer will be home every night and UCLA’s Medical facilitates are exceptional.

    And, last but not least, the MONEY is good. She can shop till she drops.


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    1. Owns, I could swear these were your exact words at “Inside USC” when Chip was hired, particularly the reference to winning a natty in 3 years. Just substitute Chip’s name for Meyer below:

      The UCLA job is the perfect situation for Meyer. It’s a win/win situation for both parties. Everything at UCLA is in place for Meyer to build the program and win a NC in 3 or 4 years. Think 2022 recruiting.

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      1. UCLA Trying to Close Deal W/Meyer: “And —when you inevitably run into a life threatening situation — “UCLA’s Medical facilities are exceptional.”

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      2. Answer to Pudly: I think you need to ask Red Sanders. Oh wait…you can’t.
        btw, in typical bruin fashion Sanders’ assistant George Dickerson took over the team in 1958….and promptly had a nervous breakdown.
        “I can’t take it. I guess it’s my nerves, Sir.”
        —-Excuse uttered by Private Tim Considine to General Patton as to why he’s in the hospital tent (prior to being slapped in the face)…..

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    2. Urban Meyer going to UCLA is not as absurd as it seems.
      He likes the DT/running QB, and USC has rarely had a QB who was “DT.”
      Our pipeline is set up for Pocket Passers.

      Urban’s style would fit well with UCLA.

      That said, I hope it doesn’t happen, cuz Helton would get schooled each November until he was fired.

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      1. I’m willing to bet real money that if & when Helton heard Meyer was coming to UCLA….he’d run away from home and re-surface as a sexy Amish Boy.

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  4. I hope ucla does hire Urban Meyer, chances are then sc will at some point fire all those opposed to him, from top to bottom, and get back on the road to great athletic teams.


  5. Ugly is too cheap to fire Chip Kelly. They spent around $36 mil between Mora, Kelly, Alford, and Cronin. They are bleeding like SC in revenue. Kelly has improved in uglies eyes, so he will stay.


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