WINNERS
USC 1980’s Reunion
They got a good turnout of almost 50 former players for a Saturday Zoom session. Frankly, USC should do these type of things but more often focuses on Matt Leinart, Reggie Bush or Matt Barkley.
Prentice Gill
The Arizona State wide receivers’ coach got the Sun Devils to match a three-year offer from USC and avoided the Helton circus.
Chris Claiborne
The Trojan legend got hired as linebackers coach at Arizona State when USC decided it didn’t need a linebackers coach.
Daniel Imatorbhebhe
He has attended Florida, USC, Illinois and is transferring to Kansas State in a seven-year career. Maybe he will be Dr. Imatorbhebhe.
Markese Stepp
After hearing what USC coaches purposely limited his playing time, he was smart to transfer to Nebraska.
LOSERS
Coach Bohn
The guy has all the subtlety of a lead balloon the way moves are made within the program under the guise that Clay Helton is the head coach.
USC running backs
How does Kenan Christon (or Stephen Carr) get more playing time with Keontay Ingram transferring in from Texas? I didn’t mention Vavae Malepeai because he is a coaches’ favorite.
USC tight ends
Does USC care about the tight ends or not? The elevation of offensive analyst Seth Doege to tight ends coach doesn’t suggest the position is becoming more prominent.
USC apparel
Who buys this stuff?


If I could go back to one decade, the 80’s would be it….
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Shitty music, bad USC teams, naw
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Great music: Born In The USA-The Boss Springsteen and the E Street Band, a 4 night stand at the Coli.
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Steel Wheels, The Rolling Stones at the Coli.
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The Olympics at the Coli. And, Pope John Paul 2nd visited the Coli. All in all, a banner decade of action.
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This might be Stephen’s most sentimental post —the ’80’s were a time of optimism and openness (Hey! Wasn’t the Chris Pratt character in Guardians of the Galaxy born in the ’80’s? He grew up to save the fucking universe. I rest my case). My kids were born in the mid ’80’s and they had the kind of childhoods —music, films, stable society —ALL kids should have —but haven’t ever since.
#TooBadMcKayDidn’tReturnAfterRobinsonLeft…
#….ThatWouldHaveMadeThe’80’sPerfect
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Great USC stars like: Cheryl Miller and the McGee sisters, who captured our only two nattys in women’s basketball. Not to mention other USC Hall of Famers like RJ, Big Mac and Jack. These folks had, and have some of the most successful professional careers ever out of USC sports….as for me, I just wanted to go back and take myself out of the lineup the day I tore my elbow up, but geez, Budapest, you always seem to bring the best out of people.
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Oh, and Mr. Marcus Allen, among others, came out of USC in 1981-82. He rushed for well over 2,000 yards that year. When’s the last time we saw that?
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When’s the NEXT time we saw that?
#Never
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60’s born, 80s came to market, 2021 strong.
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60’s had the BEST music and some of the best USC teams, 70’s would be a close second aside from disco but punk killed that thankfully, 80’s sucked aside from Reagan
Steel Wheels ? Really ?
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John Lennon killed. Bay City Rollers produce “Breakout” album. Oh, there were some low points on the music front alright. But, all in all, I recall the ’80’s as the last time this country seemed to be headed in the right direction….. meaning, we seemed to be trying to come together…and there was still a belief that tomorrow could be better than today.
#MostPeopleNowBelieveTomorrowWillBeWorseThanToday
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Really. Deal with it.
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All we all do everyday is deal with it.
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“Steel Wheels” was a comebacker!
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Pray on it. Wait for it. That’s how you move mountains.
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The song remains the same. Each generation must pass through.
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Winner
Gomer
Losers
USC fans
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Doctor Folt doesn’t see it that way, karma.
#”We’rePlaying.500Ball”TheRightWay!”
[This really is Folt’s mindset….and she’s genuinely surprised that fans won’t go along —witness her outburst when confronted by disappointed USC fan at a basketball game: “You’re being a jerk!”]…..
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“How does Kenan Christon (or Stephen Carr) get more playing time with Keontay Ingram transferring in from Texas?”
Well they could try and earn it…
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Yeah…there’s that….
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How do you ” earn it ” when the head coach plays favorites ?
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That’s a solid point. We’ve seen Helton bench runners and receivers for complaining about his light practices. He can be a very little man. Thankfully, he’s not the ‘real’ coach anymore….
#…Hopefully,HeltonWillGet”Told”ToPlayTheBestBack…..
#…OrMoveAlong
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There is also the issue of figuring out how to get your best talent on the field. If Markese had trouble with pass protection, or catching the ball, then work with him on that. Maybe he couldn’t pick that up, but I have seen enough 4 and 5 star talent sit on the bench that failing to help the players reach their potential is a chronic problem with the coaching staff. Lots of USC wins are on the basis of enormous individual talent, not the guys being coached up to where they can be.
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It may even be said that ALL USC wins under Helton have been the result of individual effort rather than coaching. Seriously. Not setting out to be funny here.
#RecallWhatItLookedLikeWhenHeltonMadeHimselfO.C.
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Markese transferred about three weeks ago, yet he keeps popping up in the “winners” column. What’s up with that?
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Scott Wolf: Propagandist Extraordinaire……
#IfRunningGameFailsIn2021,We’llNEVERHearEndOf”Stepp”
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Anyone who flees the USS Gomer is a winner !
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Agreed. [Ironically, anyone who stays …and succeeds in spite of him….. is also a winner]…….
#CaseInPoint:Adoree
#FutureCaseInPoint:Drake
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Maybe Pittman? Or Amon Ra?
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Or AVT? Or Marlon? Or Jay?
Haha
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Or Hufanga?
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Hoping Markese has a banner year. That said he’ll have to be healthy all year for the first time since he was a sophomore in high school. This year being an outlier do to it’s shortened season. huskers seem to be a good fit if they find their passing offense to keep teams off balance, that McCaffery kid can run it too..
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All (your last like half dozen) great points. The one thing I’d add: I saw a couple of interviews where Markese was insisting he WASN’T hurt and felt ready to play. I’m wondering whether being told he wasn’t medically fit when he knew (or felt) otherwise wasn’t a big part of his decision to leave for greener pastures.
#ItWouldn’tBeFirstTimeHeltonHasUsed”Medical”Reason
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Don’t know what he knows or doesn’t know. Didn’t hear that myself, but either way, he’s gone and nothings gonna bring him back. But last year he was hurt, how long who knows. Does it matter? Helton doesn’t need an excuse, the last time I checked he was still the head coach.
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MG-
You know a good football player is like a good boxer, they will never quit and will keep going until someone steps in for their own good. Getting injured or being injury prone isn’t a knock on Markese or any player for that matter , but if he wants to go pro and have a good career, there is a certain amount of luck involved.
I wish him the best, but a doctor looking out for you is better than a doctor telling you that there is nothing wrong with you.
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Arturo,
Yes, that’s generally very wise advice. But may I tell you a story about Sicilian intuition? A long, long time ago a doctor told me I needed an operation. I said no. he told me my condition was serious. I said “I don’t care.” He said it would get worse and worse. I said “I don’t care.” He said “it may kill you.” I said “I don’t care.”
Moral of story: As Ray Leonard told his doctors when they said not to fight again after his detached retina, “I know my body better than you do.”
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Arturo — The most important doctrine of Sufism is that there will always exist on earth a man who is under the protection of Allah.
Given how things have worked out for Helton (particularly the Swann contract extension —but a host of other things as well) —do you think the 21st century version of this man is….Clay Helton?
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The biggest winner is David “Baby QB” Sills.
He no longer gets mentioned by SW.
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Scott decided to stop just short of causing Sills to take his own life…..
#…RareActOfMercy…
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Scottie definitely obsessed about Sills. SMDH…
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😂😂🤣
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Markese beats out J. T. for coveted title: “The New Sills.”
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Only because JT is starting and doing well so far…don’t sell scottie short tho, if JT should stumble or get injured, LOOKOUT ‼️
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Kudos to JT for succeeding…and getting out from under Scottie’s eye.
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…for now….
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Since the season ended Helton is alone atop the list of coaches with a buyout too big pay. All of the others, some real coaches, were let go. With the Rams parting ways with a stack of cash and players, to be rid of a quarterback USC looks stupid worrying about the Helton buyout.
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Folt retort: “I like looking stupid.”
#”CheckOutMyExamBluebooksAtU.C.SantaBarbara…”
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