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USC Morning Buzz: Football Imposter Does Interview

The football imposter has done an interview!

Joshua Pryor, 25, did a podcast (of course) that included USC QB Mo Hasan and former Miami QB Brad Kaaya,.

Pryor said he walked into the McKay Center through an open door and used the cold tub and hot tub. He said he saw USC coach Clay Helton playing golf, presumably on the golf simulator under Heritage Hall. This itself is maybe the best revelation.

“I was starstruck,” Pryor said. “I got a helmet. I got a jersey. (A player) gave me some shorts. I took No. 17’s cleats.”

Pryor said he took a No. 87 jersey. Hasan says his roommate wears No. 87 and not practicing that day.

Pryor said he attempted to return three punts during the practice.

I give Hasan credit for being on the podcast with Pryor because I’m sure Helton and his minions are not happy the imposter is getting more publicity. Or saying Helton is playing golf!

Do I mention that all of this backs up what I wrote? Where are the doubters?

Here’s the show:

50 thoughts on “USC Morning Buzz: Football Imposter Does Interview”

  1. Dear Mo,
    You can really take your sweet time rehabbing now…..
    #NoHurryAnymore
    P. S.
    What does Clay’s golf swing look like?
    #IsItAThingOfBeautyLikeHisNonSpiralPasses?

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      1. Yup. Would have loved hearing him call the last few minutes of that sow game. Jim always loved a good sow ass lock-in. You remember that game where you LOST in the last minutes again. You take pride in losses because you’ve got nothing else.
        Such a schmuck. So irrelevant.

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      2. In case the sow version of history is not as clear as it should be to their wannabes…. It should be remembered that they were chosen as preseason favorites last year and how did that work out for them?

        “ it’s been 798 days since the Bruins have beaten the Trojans in basketball or football.–This is the type of momentum that counts when the two teams see each other sooner rather than later. “

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      3. Just rent,

        Who goofed, I gots to know. Healy was an ugly honk but he was the grandfather to sports radio. He was good. he would also rag on how bad the ruins are since Sam Gilbert hasn’t paid lately.

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    1. More like the “pulls her” as in leg. How do we know the guy wasn’t an imposter imposter?
      DNA evidence or it didn’t happen.

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      1. One problem, RT: The Imposter’s DNA is not on record. All we had of it has long since dissolved in Helton’s personal hot tub.
        This mystery’s deeper than ‘what went before the Big Bang?’
        #BestNotToThinkAboutItTooMuch….
        #…..ThereWillALWAYSBeAnotherLayerToTheOnion

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  3. I thought the golf swing thing was foreshadowing the plot Helton hatched to keep his job with Swann. He hit the links with the boss and brought a 350lb lineman with him.
    He bet Swann a five year extension that the lineman could hit the ball from the tee to the hole in one swing. Swann took the bet. So they teed the ball up and wham the lineman dropped the ball right by the pin.
    Swann was amazed but he kept his word. He told Helton he had his extension as they walked to the hole. The lineman walked up to his ball and wham all the way to the next hole. Helton said, “What can I say? It took me a month to teach him to hit the ball”

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    1. Was the lineman Toa? Was he just snapping a football? With J. T. doing the snap count from next to the hole?
      #PointOfOrder:ThatActuallyTookHeltonAYearToTeach

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      1. If JT was next to the hole, there’s no way Toa was the lineman… now if JT was standing in front of a fairway bunker and Toa sent it airmail over his head to the green, perhaps.

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    1. I went into watching that interview with roughly zero interest in Caitlyn as a person or as a candidate. After watching her (1) say she loves working with ANYBODY, (2) she could give a shit about what people say about her, she “just moves on”, (3) she supports the police and the National Guard and won’t allow violent rioting as a form of political debate and (5) crying when she said “I just want Saint Peter to say I’ve done enough” to get in, she turned me around…..
      #INeverThoughtI’dBeSayingThis….
      #….Yes,SheIsTheNewFaceOfTheParty

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      1. Actually, if the religious right can accept Trump after all they preached about the sanctity of marriage, this will be a piece of cake!

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      1. Like a lot of us, Jenner likes some stuff about Trump and doesn’t like other stuff….
        #NoOneShouldCallRosieO’DonnellUgly

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      2. Call me crazy but I find Caitlyn sexy AF. I got a boner watching that interview the other night. Of course, that could have been caused by Hannity.

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      4. I read the bio done on him about 10 years ago and that thigh injury that led to him being carried off the field was fricking serious. What doctors found when they cut his thigh open 2 days later wasn’t pretty…

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  6. Is this good? I’m thinking any time we’re grouped with sow, it can’t be a good thing…

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    2. Hey Pudly here’s a you tube video of yesteryear at USC since you like posting content. You even have Pat Haden even talks about competition in practice is what makes USC great. Then he goes clueless and hires Helton as Head football coach. It gave me goose bumps watching it. In the last 10 years the great tradition that was USC is slowly being dismantled by the wok mob. Alabama, Ohio st. and Clemson has passed them as a perennial power house. All these idiots in charge need to watch this and then show Clay Helton the door or need to be gone next.
      Who needs a hype videos? When you have this to play to recruits over and over again. Alabama was 6th on this list. Now they are #1 head and shoulders above anyone else. Way to go Carusol most of this falls on you. You rotten fish head..

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      2. Boogs — Maybe we shouldn’t look at that video while a mediocrity like Helton is in charge (supported by mediocrities like Folt & Bohn) …
        #ItMakesUsTooSad

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  7. Memo to: Dear Pisley, SUCC’s Most Valuable mongoloid

    It’s been 27, 455 days since Clown U men’s BB has been to the Final Four. Oh and btw, UCLA BB has never lost a tournament game by 19 points and looked so right doing it. .

    #SUCCpussy’son
    #It’swarmmilkandcookiestime
    #Mommywon’tyoudrymyFBtears

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    1. After we were done with them, Gonzaga was never the same….
      Gave them a false sense of superiority in first half —then showed them how easy it was for the Pac 12 to match them basket for basket…..
      #You’reWelcome,UCLA

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      1. One was played when zags had a week of rest and one was played when they were weak.

        Wow! Another “moral” victory for sow!! 🙀🤯

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      1. IF we sweep them next year —which won’t be easy —but could easily happen ……
        #…..TheRivalryWillBeOfficiallyDecidedInOurFavor…
        #…OnceAndForAllTime….
        #…AndDeclaredOver….
        #[&UCLAWillNoLongerBePartOfHistory]

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      2. UCLA can’t beat Clown U men’s BB!!!?

        Hold on Pisley, you greasy spoon; let me finish laughing out loud. UCLA beat SUCC BB 52 straight times.

        That’s an NCAA Div. 1 record for rivalry team’s SUCCess & Futility.

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      3. Ancient history. You’re living in the past. Catch up.

        0-4.

        Dumb as mud..🖕🏽 ✌🏾✌️✌🏾

        Hahahahaha 💋

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      4. My dear friend Owns,
        There is serious talk about officially erasing the history to which you refer if UCLA can’t win this season….
        Remember when Ramses erased the name of Moses from history in DeMille’s Ten Commandments?
        #It’sHappenedBefore

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      5. Hey BruinRob, according to your flawed logic USC has only won two National Championships in baseball because they came through the loser’s bracket. Based upon this idiotic premise, ucla has only won one NCAA Basketball title in 1995 because the other titles were won when you only had to win four games to win it all.

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      7. Thanks Pudly I knew you would like that gem. Even though it made Owens/Bruin rob sick. Fight on don’t let up on the ruin fans!

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      8. The road to the Pac-12 championship goes through the Galen Center, not through Pauley (Sewage) Pavilion…

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      9. 67,
        It can’t run through Pauley — the City Redevelopment Agency has condemned it—-and all the surrounding buildings for 5 miles….
        #That’sRight…
        #….TheEntireUCLACampus….
        #..Removed….
        #…As”Blight”
        #CRA:BuildingABetterL.A.!

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    3. Hey 67 thanks for asking about my health. I had to go back to the hospital this week for a couple of days. My blood pressure was low and was dehydrated even though I’m drinking a ton of water. Trying to get my meds right. That blood pressure medicine was screwing me up. Made me dizzy and light headed felt like I was going to pass out. The Drs couldn’t figure it out at first. Because of my kidneys were also causing problems. Now I’m home safe relaxing posting with all of you guys and taking it easy. Still going Fight on!

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  9. Hey MG it doesn’t make me sad! It gives me hope. That USC can be restored to greatness. They just need to make changes at the top, to form a strong foundation of leadership again. Something that USC has always strived for and became the standard to the of collegiate sports. Never ever settle for mediocre! Always compete Always strive to be the best! Always Fight on! That is the epitome of being a USC Trojan. Never went there but had family and friends and they will tell you the same thing!

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