WINNERS
USC transfers
They are making an immediate impact in spring practices, especially defensive players (Shane Lee, Romello Height) and the Williams’ duo (Caleb Williams, Mario Williams).
USC
Wins national championship in women’s basketball. Oh wait, that’s the other USC.
Ty Buchanan
Former USC offensive lineman committed to Texas Tech on Monday.
Pac-12 employees
They are going to get to work at home.
Duke haters
They won’t have to deal with Coach K anymore. Or is that Coach Kriz-il-lon-ski.

Bill Lee
The former USC pitcher looks great at age 75.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js75-year-old Red Sox Hall of Famer, Bill Lee, came down from the stands with a beer in hand and then proceeded to strike somebody out. Power move. pic.twitter.com/BTNsoepjuU
— Savannah Bananas (@TheSavBananas) March 30, 2022
LOSERS
Caleb Williams
Still trying to buy No. 13 off USC wide receiver Michael Jackson.
Entitled five stars
“That means nothing in college,” USC coach Lincoln Riley said of recruiting rankings.
USC athletic dept. staff
There are some people who turned down jobs at Georgia Southern (with Clay Helton) that have lost their power with the arrival of Lincoln Riley.
Casey Moon
USC water polo coach couldn’t remember how many players were recruited in 2014 or his testimony in an earlier trial while testifying during the Jovan Vavic trial.
LOL!
USC LINEBACKER’S ARE TRASH!
LOOK AT THE GIRLS AND THE SISSY WORKOUT THEY’RE BEING PUT THROUGH!
‘OL MULE SHOE HAS ZERO CONCEPT OF DEFENSIVE TOUGHNESS!
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Speaking of sissies, tebowee still wears pink ribbons in his hair. His watches re-runs of Gidget and gets all misty-eyed when watching Terms of Endearment.
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Gidget was kind of hot, but that Flying Nun was something else
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Teepee,
First there was a girl on the field, what the hell? Then it looks like Cory Foreman will be hurt by the bags. Tell him to stay away from the them.
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The Biggest Loser Donald J. Trump
GOP Members Roast Trump…Call Him Crazy!
LOL!
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Teepee,
Look at the source, msnbc, garbage just like cnn.
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TebowObama come lick my gizz out of your Momma’s crack!!!!!!
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Anybody else notice a resemblance between T-Bone and Pavlov’s dog–
Scott rings the bell so to speak by bringing up a new topic,
and T-Bone immediately begins salivating over how he can put-down SC
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If the Ladies of Troy win more than 8 games I’ll eat my shoe, that’s how confident I am that ‘Ol Mule Shoe is Clay Helton 2.0
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teepee,
What type of shoe, which foot, and when will you do it, and will you eat the entire shoe? it has to be one of your own and not some midget’s shoe or child’s shoe.
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Not only USC.. but his fellow bloggers, Donald Trump —everything that is good and holy in life…
#AllTheThingsThatGiveLifeMeaning
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The dog was much smarter.
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I am trying to analyze my ‘scream-out-loud’ reaction to North Carolina beating Duke twice because I have never devoted 5 minutes attention to either team.–
Maybe it was because of their smug coach and fans failing their final test, although North Carolina fans are probably equally egotistical.
Or the manner in which North Carolina’s star guard Love stabbed the Blue Devils with his 3-point dagger.
And in the end, the Devils were indeed blue as they refused to congratulate the Tar Heels’ players and staff. How befitting.
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Analysis: We scream out loud at sporting events when (1) we are happy or (2) Helton calls timeout when we’re on the one yard line and sends the team back onto the field so confused they get called for delay of game [and everybody knows they’ll never be able to run it in from the six using the shotgun]…..
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Lincoln Riley is conducting a purge within USC football operations.
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Not like any of them will end up in a Siberian gulag.
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But they do have the Hugs Helton imprimatur about them.
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