The self-importance of Colin Cowherd knows no bounds.
Here he explains how he played a role in USC joining the Big Ten.
Bonus points watching Joel Klatt trying to keep a straight face.
It doesn’t help that Mike Bohn calls Cowherd and makes him feel even more important.
“Mike’s always called me, just asked questions, ‘you know L.A.,’ ” Cowherd said.
He’s lived in L.A. for what? Five or six years?
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsSo who is responsible for USC joining the Big Ten? Colin Cowherd, of course! pic.twitter.com/RLpU7qPhlq
— Funhouse (@BackAftaThis) July 9, 2022
Nor am I shocked. That is, not shocked by Cowherd’s gloating arrogance. That is so L.A.
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There was a rumor of six Pac12 teams jumping to the Big Ten that came out in July 2021. This pre-dates Lincoln Riley’s hiring by four months and any discussion Cowherd might’ve had with Bohn about scheduling Big Ten games for Riley. #FOS
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Charles,
Please comment: Is that THE most pathetic minute and a half of video you’ve ever seen?
#Let’sNotLetThisMomentPassW/OHavingALittleFunW/It…..
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Like listening to a drunk guy whose story runs on too long. Klatt is trying to act interested … occasional head nod … faint smiles. How about Bohner calling up Cowherd asking for advice? I wonder who else he calls?
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Charles —
Sometimes Bohn calls Michael Avenatti in his Manhattan prison cell to get investment advice…
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Bohn calls George Gascon: “George you’re an L.A. guy …”
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Gascon to Bohn: “I’m just trying to live up to your boss’ immortal “Path of Righteousness Manifesto”….”
#BestEthicalConceptToEverComeOuttaTheU.C.SantaBarbaraSystem
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There you go again, Charles, disregarding fantasy with facts.
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The truth is, I have reached out to Colin in the past and would do so again in the future. Whatever you might think of him personally, he is a well connect guy with lots of access. So his opinion is one I like to hear from time to time. As with many other media people that I occasionally reach out to. It’s good to keep relevant contacts.
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No question about it — Bohn is “well connect”….
#WhateverTheFuckThatMeans
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Now, now, Michael, we all make typo flubs, and we knew what the guy meant. Besides, what the faux Mike Bohn wrote does ring somewhat true
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Sorry…
..it’s not usually like me to take that kind of cheap shot, John…..
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Sweet, I know who to send a thank you card to.
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Please include my name as well, uofsc93.
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Colin Cowherd –“I’ll never forget the day I said love your neighbor as yourself…”
#…”WhenISawTheBiblePickedItUp…IWasn’tSurprised”….
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Cannot top that one, brother.
But it is so that “There is nothing new under the sun”
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COLIN IS BEING MODEST
HERES WHAT REALLY HAPPENED
HE AND I FLEW TO OKLAHOMA
WE MADE RILEY AN OFFER HE COULDNT REFUSE
COLIN AGREED TO PICK UP ALL THE SALARY
COLIN AGREED TO FUND ALL OUR RECRUITS
I AGREED TO SUPERVISE EVERYTHING
WAS HOPING ALL THIS WOULD NEVER COME OUT
BUT THE HORSE HAS LEFT THE BARN
WHATEVER
QUE SERA SERA
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Stop it, George. Haven’t we had enough Cowherd laughs for one day?
By the way, and I don’t believe this for a minute, but there was a vicious rumor that Cowherd changed his name from Coward.
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Glad he dumped his original first name: Colon.
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HI LJ
HERES AN IDEA
WHY DONT YOU AND I START A THIRD POLITICAL PARTY
OUR NAME COULD BE
FOR ALL THOSE SICK OF TRUMP AND BIDEN
WHADDYA THINK BRO ???
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Isn’t that Party called The Squad, George?
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Very droll T-Biter.
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THANK YOU SIR
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER
I HAVE THE COVID MR OWNS
BUT I TRYTO BE DROLL
SO THANX
AND HOW ARE YOU DOING ??
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Who cares==some of you guys need to find better things to do on a Saturday…on a beautiful day in Los Angeles.
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Be careful of the sun, Tommyd. I wait until after 4:00 before I make my 30-minute appearance.
Besides, what can be more fun than making fun of Colon Coward!
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Los Angeles?! What ’bout us guys living in Maui?
#Oh,IGuessWeDoToo..
#ButThatNeverStoppedMeBefore
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To George:
I would love to pull the best from the Repubs regarding free enterprise, and the best from the Demos in reference to helping the underprivileged, and form a Super Third Party.
And since we are on the subject of reform, if I were the ruler of the world (Which was Trump’s Dream) I would form one Religion called the
One God Church, and bring together all the best of all the religions.
Finally, I would tell the military to butt out, and have pacifists deal with the Aliens who have undoubtedly come to earth to help us with reimagining our energy supplies to save the planet’s children and to rejuvenate the earth.
That’s all. I’m outta here for now.
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Your post has the makings of an Arthur C. Clarke screenplay, John…
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I don’t know about that, Michael, but I did see “2001-A Space Odyssey” at least 10-times.
Can you imagine how the earth is only about 3 billion years old and yet the universe is maybe 13 billion. Out of billions of galaxies there has to be life out there, and things that are similar to us may have been around for 100 million years or more versus our paltry 150,000 or so.
How advanced can these beings be?– They must have conquered Einstein’s speed of light limitation to be able to make a dent in space travel.
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“Either we’re alone in the universe or there are thousands of planets with races different than our own —either possibility is frightening.”
—Arthur C. Clarke
“I don’t have any answers but I sense everything is gonna turn out alright.”
—Maui diver I met on the beach
#I’mGoingWithDoor#2
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Now I’ve heard everything. Joe pandering pussy, Biden signed an executive order to “protect abortion rights” although he did acknowledge it had no power, he made clear where he stood. (Except when Senator Biden voted against abortion rights) This guy hasn’t had an issue he couldn’t waffle on. He put politics all other politicians. I cannot believe people voted for him because the other guy sends mean tweets.
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“Sometimes it better to let your country crash and burn so you are free of tweets that hurt your eyes [and this is doubly true if you don’t actually have to read them and they have nothing whatsoever to do with your actual day to day life]”…
— Bette Midler [I think as Winifred in Hocus Pocus]
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“Poli-” Greek word meaning “many,” plus “-tics,” meaning “blood-sucking invertebrates.”
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The other guy is Putin’s bitch. Surely you’ve seen him as you bent over and grinned
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If people want to make themselves feel better by claiming he is Putin’s bitch, fine.
But it wasn’t on his watch that Russia invaded Ukraine. People with any sense know he waited until his real bitch was in office to do it.
Biden voters have a lot of blood on their hands.
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No, no, no, So Cal —- all the bad shit that began happening the moment Biden went on watch (and that will end the moment Biden is dumped) is actually Trump’s fault…
#ItJustLOOKSLikeIt’sBiden’sFault…
#…CuzItAllHappenedDuringHISPresidency…
#[ButThat’sTheWrongWayOfLookingAtIt]
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Back to football, F Clemson, Florida State, North Carolina, Virginia talk … let’s get Miami The U to the Big Ten. I would love going down there for games every few years. Besides Notre Dame and Miami, also target Texas A&M.
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The Miami idea is wonderful, Charles…
#TooBadItWon’tHappen….
#[L.A.TimesHeadline:LAPDArrestsPlayersReturningFromFlorida]
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HEY MICHAEL
SPEAKING OF THE SQUAD
DID YOU WRITE THE FOLLOWING JINGLE
AOC AOC
SHES THE ONE FOR MEEE GOT PLENTY OF MOXIE
GOT PLENTY OF DRIVE
AND WHEN I SEE HER
I REALLY COME ALIVE !!!
DO YOU THINK SHES HOT MG ??
SHE IS OF PEURTO RICAN DESCENT
RAISED A CATHOLIC JUST LIKE YOU
PRACTICES PRAYERS JUST LIKE YOU
BUT I DOUBT SHE PRACTICES ABSTINENCE
AND SHE IS GETTING MARRIED SOON TOO
SO OFF THE MARKET FOR YOU
SOMEHOW I THINK IM GOING TO GET A BAD RESPONSE TO THIS
BUT IVE BEEN SICK
AND STILL SICK
SO GO EASY BRO
AS THE GUY SAID IN THE MOVIE
FULL METAL JACKET
AND ITS A SLOW SATURDAY AFTERNOON
WITH NOTHING TO DO
BUT TO GIVE TO YOU
AND TO GIVE TO ME
TRUE LOVE. TRUE LOVE
FOR YOU AND I
HAVE A GUARDIAN ANGEL ON HIGH
WITH NOTHING TO DO
BUT TO GIVE TO YOU. ETC AND ETC
FROM THE MOVIE HIGH SOCIETY
BING CROSBY AND GRACE KELLY
I HOPE NOBODY ELSE READS THIS POST
NOT ONE OF MY BEST
BUT AS I SAID ABOVE
IM STILL SICK
A LITTLE
BUT GETTING BETTER
OBVIOUSLY
BUT NOT THERE YET BRO
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Sorry GT I saw this one. No further comment for legal reasons ❤️
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YEP
IT WAS HARD TO HIDE THAT POST
LOL
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Sandy Cortez that poor, illiterate buck-toothed bastard. I’m sure too much teeth.
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SHE MAY RUN AGAINST SCHUMER
WHO IS YOUR PICK
LOL
LOL
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AOC could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch, that brainless bim.
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HMM
SOUNDS LIKE MAYBE CHUCK IS YOUR PICK ????
LOL
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AOC would bring down the average age for senators from 85 to 84.5.
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..and lower the average I.Q. from 101 to 88…..
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My Dear George,
The covid has caused you to conjoin two names I’ve never seen combined before —– AOC and Grace Kelly.
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TWO GLAMOUR GIRLS ??
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One is an immortal….one is enjoying her 15 minutes….
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This one never gets old.
https://www.google.com/search?q=aoc+horse+picture&tbm=isch&source=hp&ei=cNfKYs6VC-CyqtsPnKCGmAo&oq=aoc+horse+picture&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzIECAAQGDIFCCEQqwI6AggpUJAWWJAWYIofaABwAHgAgAF5iAF5kgEDMC4xmAEAoAECoAEBsAEF&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img#imgrc=_QlUk6ado1utXM
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Hilarious! [I enjoy our “political” dialog so much —it reminds me of “debates” in the schoolyard at Saint Monica’s High School]….
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AND TO LAWYER JOHN
YOU HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD IDEAS BRO
WE CAN RUN AS A TEAM
ONE FOR PRESIDENT
ONE FOR VEEP
MG CAN BE OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER
AND OUR FINANCE CHAIRMAN
AND LATER ON
WHAT ELSE BUT
ATTY GENERAL !!!!!
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My wife would laugh pretty hard at the idea of my being Finance Chairman….
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TELL HER YOU CAN BE OUR FINANCE CHAIRMAN ANY DAY BRO
PLAY ON MY TEAM ANY DAY BRO
PLAY ON JOHNS TEAM ANY DAY BRO
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Would she prefer Pat Haden?
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..as a girlfriend?
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TOMMY SAID WE HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS
IM AFRAID YOURE RIGHT PAL
AT LEAST IN MY CASE
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Tommy Shaw actually sang Too Much Time On My Hands. 🙂
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OH MY LORD
GUESS I CHANNELED HIM BRO
WAS HE RELATED TO ARTIE SHAW
GEORGE BERNARD ??
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I’ll pass, Tirebiter.
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HAHA
BUT NO FAIR HITTING THE PUSSY !!
EVEN IN THE UFC !!
LOL
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Scott is obsessed with Cowherd. Not sure why other than he is a USC fan. Scott hates USC so much that he can’t stand that there are USC fans, or fan boys as he calls them.
I’m an unapologetic fan or fan boy.
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Have you watched the clip of Colin that Scott posted? It’s almost like watching Woody Allen directing Alan Alda in Crimes and Misdemeanors….
#”Wait!Wait!I’veGotSomeGreatMaterialOnComedy!…
#…IfItBreaksIt’sNotFunny..
#..IfItBendsIt’sFunny!”
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HEY MG
DUNNO WHY YOU DONT LIKE COLIN
LIKE YOU HE IS A FAN OF AOC
AND THERES ALWAYS ANNIE HALL
UPDATE ON CHRIS EVERT
NINETY FIVE PERCENT CHANCE SHE MAKES IT FIVE YEARS OR MORE
SAW HER AT WIMBLEDON
LOOKING GOOD
MAY SHE GO TO A HUNDRED OR MORE
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IM ON RECORD AS LIKING COWHERD
EVEN IF NOT MANY HERE DO
I LIKE HIM WAY OVER PETROS
SO COWHERD IS A TROJAN HONK
SO GOOD FOR HIM
OUR ANSWER TO ESPN
AND HERBSTREIT
OR HOWEVER HE SPELLS IT
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I like Petros better —partly cuz Petros knew Helton was a fraud first.
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FINALLY
DO NOT GO GENTLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT
BUT RAGE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT
DYLAN THOMAS
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George,
I have a dear lawyer friend who may have “raged” his last today —he’s been getting weaker every day for the last 2 months —-yesterday he warned me in a weak voice it was probably the last time we’d ever talk—& today was the first day he didn’t answer the phone or email.
I’ll always remember him calling me on HIS birthday and singing Happy Birthday to himself into my answering machine in his upper class English accent.
Hope he had a gentle passing …and a safe journey.
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I AM
SORRY PAL
HOPE YOURE DOING OK
FATHER TIME GETS US ALL EVENTUALLY
AND THERE IS A HIGHER POWER !!
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Thanks, George. I’ve always believed that too!
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What a sad commentary, MG.
Reminds me of how my dad was getting closer each day to a cancerous death, but on the day he died I could not believe it, that he was no more.
As far as a spiritual existence, I would like to believe it, I would love to roam around the galaxies. But if this is it, a carnal life is all there is, I will take it with no regrets.
Well, on second thought, or as Sinatra admitted, “Regrets, I’ve had a few, but too few to mention”
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John,
I like that Maui diver’s uncomplicated view of things — “I think everything turns out alright.”
#I’veAlwaysHadAStrongFeelingThere’sAPointToAllThis
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Pac-12 survival guide: Examining the Fear Index as vultures circle and uncertainty looms
https://sports360az.com/2022/07/pac-12-survival-guide-examining-the-fear-index-as-vultures-circle-and-uncertainty-looms/
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LOVE YOUR LINKS SIR CHARLES
YOU KEEP US WELL INFORMED
BUT AFTER READING YOUR TEXTS YESTERDAY ABOUT THE BUCK TOOTHED ILLITERATE BASTARD WHO COULD SUCK THR CHROME OFF A TRAILER HITCH
IVE JUST GOT TO ASK YOU——-. DO YOU HAVE A SECRET HARD ON FOR THR CUTE LITTLE THING ??????
HAHA HAHA. JUST KIDDING YOU BRO. YOURE THE CHAMP.
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No, I have a secret hard-on for the bald one in the Jihad Squad. Maybe it’s a fetish.
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“Advise caution, Will!”
—Robot from Lost in Space
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Are you doing this just to push Cal75 over the edge?
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..referring to “fear index”…..
#CalIsOffTheChart
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It’s Jon Wilner … I’m just the messenger.
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Jealousy is so you Wolf.
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