It’s time to break out the Justin Wilcox picture.
Wilcox reportedly turned down the Oregon job last year. Think he regrets that today? Cal is 3-5 overall and 1-4 in the Pac-12.
Let’s look at the Cal offense:
- Cal has the sixth-worst offense among Power 5 schools.
- Cal is No. 1 for having the longest average distance to go on 3rd down among Power 5 teams.
- Cal didn’t score for a 35 minutes, 30 seconds vs. Oregon
- Even Cal fans are joking about the offense.
https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.jsCal offensive SP+ rankings, four year trend:
— Avinash Kunnath (@avinashkunnath) October 30, 2022
2018: 116th, 2nd worst in P5 (Rutgers)
2022: 110th, 4th worst in P5 (Virginia Tech, Rutgers, Boston College)
Moving on up!
Wow!!!!…. limp dick cal75 has something to feel good about…..progress is being made!…….(pathetic actually)
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The first couple is Gabby and steveg49
LMFAO!
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SUPER LAME!…… impress me, don’t disappoint me!
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“limp dick cal 75″…LOL!
That’s why Cal “limp dick” hippie is a Castro District house mouse
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Just announced:
The Pac 12 will allow Cal 13 players on offense “in the interest of equity.”
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Next, they will be issued a 5th down on offense!……
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Commissioner’s Office Press Release:
“All Fans: Be on notice that, should Cal take the lead at any point in the second half, officials have been empowered to run off remaining clock and call game. We regret if this causes any inconvenience.”
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It boils down to if they think they have a first down then they do. It is after all Berkley football, and nobody wants to be left out, in the name of equity.
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HOPE OUR GOOD FRIEND CAL SEVENTY FIVE DOESNT TAKE
OFFENSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
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OUR STURDY GOLDEN BEAR
HAS LOST HIS PUBIC HAIR
HIS EYES ARE GONE
HIS TEETH ARE OUT
HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT !!!
HAHA
HI CAL 75
👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀
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Well…I, for one, can’t see any reason why Cal 75 would take offense at that sweet post, George….
#ButYouNeverKnowWhat’sGonnaOffendPeopleNowadays
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CAL SEVENTY FIVE MAY GO ON THE OFFENSIVE !!!!🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈
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Remember when Christian McCaffrey torched Justin Wilcox’s Ladies of Troy defense at the Coliseum?
McCaffrey broke off a 65 or 75 yard TD near the end of the game, Wilcox was asked, “Who was supposed to cover McCaffrey?”…Wilcox’s response was, “I don’t know”
Wilcox’s pathetic ass was fired the next day.
LOL!
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…Actually it was at the Pac 12 champ game in Santa Clara. Otherwise the details are correct. Wilcox was swearing so loudly up in the press box that fans were complaining. I think Helton fired him because it upset Gentleman Clay’s religious values. Clay didn’t exactly hire a great replacement, did he?
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Nobody boycotting this year. Hey if that guy that calls SC “clownU” takes a hard look at the circus hierarchy that is The Pac 12, that must make ucla the guys that walk behind the elephants and pick up the droppings. Just sayin’…………#KNOWYOURPLACE
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….amend to “eats the droppings.”
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Hey 9000, Clown U has earned it nickname.
1) SUCC hires St. Pat as AD
2) St. Pat fires Kiffy Goat on the LAX tarmac
3) Clown U goes through 5 HFBC’s in 3 years.
4) St. Pat goes to U-Dub and pays a premium to employ their alcoholic HFBC Sark and then negotiates Sark’ s contract in a Seattle dive bar while chugging dbl Fireballs. Sark eventually goes alcohol nuts at a Clown U pep rally. St. Pat fires Sark and hires Clay Helton.
5) St. Pat hires Andyain’twinning.
6) Swanny rudely gives Helton a contract extension .
7) Clown U FB shocks the world: losing to Alabama 52 – 6. Clown U rah-rah’s blame the ugly defeat on its QB Mr. Browne but still claim elite FB status based on its moldy 20th century history. LOL.
8) Clown U BB loses their Elite Eight Tournament game by 19 points yet, unbelievably, hands out rings to commemorate the BB team’s E8 annihilation.
9) Etc, etc, etc, ad Infinium.
#Paging Osa Messina
#This reply to 9000 is approved by the Boner.
#With 10 minutes to go and up 12 pts., Clown U snatches defeat from the jaws of an NC victory vs Tixas.
#Little Petey Pom-Pom loses a home game to Stanford, a 40 pt. ‘dog.
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After searching the record books…… this looks to be the only bright spot in over 100 years of team football…..wait for it 3..2..1.. “1/2 title back in 1954″…. what makes it even more pathetic, it took place during the leather helmet era!!!!
FEEL PROUD!…….
Basically, ruin football has been irrelevant since day one!
PS…..10) 11 Natty’s (That’s not even taking into account the six titles that USC does not claim but won a share of)
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I can’t call you “My dear friend Owns”. That one’s already been taken.I’ll just call you out – Bob “trick play” Toledo, Rick “The football monopoly in L.A. is officially over” Neuheisel, CARL DORRELL? Cade McNown was your hero, and then…..crickets in the NFL while he spent enough time to have a cup of coffee.Oh, and how ’bout those 11 SC championships and 25 Rosebowl wins? Your mascott – a teddy bear with a bow on it’s head! It’s just too easy – stay down and tap out.Keep the change, ya filthy animal. P.S. -I’ve still got some low tech for the garage -about 70 full games on VHS.Three of my favorites are the Wisconsin Rosebowls against ucla and that game in Miami where Edgerrin James put cleat marks all over that swiss cheese defense of the bruins.You better get it done this year – Clay can’t help you anymore.
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Hal, …….Laughing my ass off, literally. Rents needs to put his tail between his legs and call it a night.
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Since Cal football is the topic. We need to relive the most notable moment in the 135 years they have been trying to play competitive football….Thinking of you Cal75!
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Pac 12 (10) (8) officiating was terrible back then too.
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Cal should have been called for targeting on that shot to the trombone player.
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Cal was called for targeting! And, after a 7 minute review, the Cal player was ejected for the remainder of the game….. which, unfortunately, was already over….
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How many times is the ball lateraled by a player after his knees hit the turf?
Pac 12 refs: “So what?!”
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Michael,
It is, “Say what?”, by Jim Healy
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HEY OWNS
WAS SAM GILBERT YOUR DADDY ????
OR
WAS IT WACKY WALTON. ????
OR
I KNEW NOTHING ABOUT IT
JOHN WOODEN ???
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Whoa, Tirebiter stops licking his balls to mouth off.
Wooden: 10 BB NC’s….I far as I know Gilbert never suited up or played 1 minute for the Bruin BB team. Look it up Georgie.
FYI Georgie boy, Wooden never had to hire a recruit’s Ta-Ta to land a recruit(s). SUCC BB: OOOOOOOO ferever
Lastly auld stick, Wooden never lost an E8 game by 19 points.
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hey, penis breath!!!!…. This is a USC blog, focused on Trojan football. No one gives a fuck about woodie…… Wake up fool!
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TRUE THAT SAM NEVER PLAYED FOR THE RUINS
BUT
HE JUST BOT THE ENTIRE TEAM YEAR AFTER YEAR
PAID FOR THE PLAYERS GIRLFRIENDS ABORTIONS AND ETC AND ETC
RUINS DESERVED THE DEATH PENALTY MY FRIEND.
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Just Rent,
You are right, Sam, the hit man, Gilbert just played for players. With out Sam Gilbert, Johnny Cheetin’ Wooden would have been the medicore coach that he was before he payed the players. The ex pros of ugly even admitted that they got paid. Sam Gilbert was going to the grand jury to inform what he and johnny cheetin wooden did. He crocked on the steps. I wonder how Johnny Cheetin Woodne knocked off Gilbert.
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The Cal Board of Trustees could not care less about football. They would love it of they could downgrade football like Harvard, Yale and Princeton did 80 years ago.
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…well…. let’s say they’d feel that way right up until 65,000 rabid fans stormed their boardroom…
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65,000 rabid fans? I don’t think that the Strawberry fields could ever produce that many rabid fans.
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Sorry — I miss read your post….
#ThoughtYouSaidUSC
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P. S.
I’m working on a project —sorry for all the misreads and incorrect spellings, parcelman…
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Six days to go!
‘MERICA!! ⚾🌭🥧
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HI SO CAL
WHAT IF BIDEN DECLARES MARTIAL LAW AND POSTPONES THE ELECTION ??
WHAT DO YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN MY FRIEND ??
YOU HAVE YOUR GUNS
MICHAEL SAFE IN HAWAII
GABBY PROBABLY HAPPY
SO WHADDYA THINK BRO ??
AFTER ALL IT IS WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY
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I have no guns. They were all stolen.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
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No problem, George—
Biden:
“Kamala –call a cabinet meeting for next Wednesday — it’s time we figured out how to postpone this election!”
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Kamala:
“I’m going shopping on Wednesday —how about Thursday?”
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Cackle cackle
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The same stupid joke over & over & over & over again. The Village Idiot tries to claim I’M slow! LMAO
Maybe one of these days someone other than him will think he’s funny. Pathetic.
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dude, you’re a two-speed, slow and slower!
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Slo cal said he was really busy this morning…..So I asked him, doing what?….., and he replied with a picture worth a thousand words……someone has to do the shitty work, the right man for the job!
https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/dirty-hand-in-outhouse-toilet-picture-id171578947?s=612×612
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#Well,TimeToHaveMeSomeChocolateIceCream…
#[Scooper’sStillMissing —-GuessI’llJustEatItWithMyHandsAgain]
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Sure thing Mr. slocal Taliban. You and the other Taliban members steveg49 and MG need to keep it civil
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Civil? I’m not the whackjob who suggests “meeting up” cuz someone posts something with which I disagree. That would be YOUR comrade in arms.
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Civil? I’m not the whackjob who suggests “I’ll hand you your ass” cuz someone posts something with which I disagree. That would be YOUR comrade in arms.
(when I offered slo troll the opportunity, he coward down and went crickets)
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Just because I know what the end result would be, doesn’t mean I’m going to do it.
Unlike a mental midget such as you, I’d get zero satisfaction from kicking your ass. I find no glee in hurting another human being, even when it’s been necessary to defend myself or another who was being preyed upon. I actually felt bad about it, but was glad the Lord gave me the ability and strength to handle myself.
Even if I were dumb enough to be the sort who got satisfaction from it, I’d never trust a whiny bitch such as you to show up alone. We’ve all seen the mobs who acted real tough when harrassing people during the 2020 riots. They got their courage from greatly outnumbering individuals or couples who were merely trying to enjoy their dinner al fresco.
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TOOOOOO FUNNNNNY!…… GO BACK TO BED!…….
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Wilcox pic always solid.
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Someone needs to photoshop drunk Sark attempting to administer the Heimlich.
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I always liked the one of Helton walking down a church aisle with a gerbil in a wedding dress…..
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How about this one?
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I like the Mrs. Helton logo….
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…yes, I’m too busy on other projects today to think twice about taking cheap shots…
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Wilcox turned down the Oregon job because he didn’t want Uncle Phil to dictate to him how to run the football program.
At Cal, Wilcox has no such concerns about interference from any monied alum or some other meddlesome booster.
#It’sWhyUnclePhilChoseDanLanningForHC-SomeoneHeCouldManipulateAndControl
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Crap…if that’s what he wanted he could have gotten Mike Bohn for one tenth the cost….
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Georgie auld stick, SUCC is the most sanctioned D1 Athletic program. LenDale White has stated he was paid $150k to sign with Clown U.
SUCC has had to forfeit a Natty and Bush had to forfeit a Heisman Trophy. And you’re whining about Sam Gilbert. What a f**king joke.
As far as I know Georgie auld stick, UCLA’s BB NC’s are still on the books. Look it up Geo. Doggy.
#Stink on
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go start a stamp collection…….you sound desperate……
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HI OWNS OL FART
BASKETBALL IS A GIRLS SPORT
FOOTBALL IS A MANS SPORT !!
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Football trainers are saying that recruits are being told that Planning is getting an offer to be the highest paid coach in College Football to coach Auburn but he’s gotta get to the playoffs. SMH.
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