USC did not make the USA Today coaches’ preseason top 25 poll that was released today.
The Trojans finished 29th. Texas is No. 1. Notre Dame is No. 5. Oregon is No. 7. The full poll is here.
- USC offensive lineman DJ Wingfield’s lawsuit has been transferred to the same federal judge (James Selna) hearing UCLA transfer Kaedin Robinson and San Diego transfer Jagger Giles’s cases.
- It’s winter at USC today as the campus doubles for a fictional college for a new HBO series starring Steve Carell. The school is called Ludlow College.
Does Ludlow have no president and a football coach who refuses to meet alumni/staff/students?



Big Idea: USC actually transitions into Ludlow College —no debt, no Marxist Law Center, new football coach….
#…LeavingUSCBoardMembersPersonallyLiableForMillionsInDamages…..
#[Yes,ThereRemainAFewLegalManueversToBeWorkedOut]…..
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P. S.
It’ll be fun to read “Big Ten Sportswriters pick Ludlow, led by Urban Meyer, as Conference Champion!”
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I’d prefer Nick Saben
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Me too ….but…. I think we could actually get Urban.
#SabanProbablyWouldn’tSetFootInL.A.
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The coaches apparently don’t believe SC is capable of a 10-2 season, more like 8-4 or 7-5
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Who said 7-5?!!! We can be 27th at 9-3 [if we get there “the right way”]!
#BigLossesToTheThreeBestTeamsWeFace
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At 9-3 SC would be better than 29th
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Here’s how we do it, John: Lose to Michigan 50-0, Lose to Notre Dame 50-0 and lose to Oregon 50-0…
#I’mTellingYa,ItCanBeDone
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…and remember I said 27Th!
#What’sThisLowly29thTalk?!
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Ludlow College is who Lincoln Riley is trying to schedule instead of Notre Dame.
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#”ButCoach,LudowDoesn’tExist!”
#”Let’sWorryAboutThatLater!IWantItScheduled!”
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Isn’t Ludlow College in some rural area of England? How do you disguise South Central LA as pastoral England?
Ed. G can probably figure that out…
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Ha!
#[SpokenInDeepSupermanVoice]:”ThisLooksLikeAJobForEd.G”]
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KAM: Couldn’t they have at least used our school colors?https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/goof.wavlol
DON: Why did they pick Blue?
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Yes, Blue is a negative …..But here’s a positive: ESPN announced it’s willing to negotiate a 12 game Prime Time Deal [the one USC wanted] with Ludlow College…..
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AT A NUCLEAR WASTE SITE IN SOUTH CAROLINA AN ANT COLONY HAS ANTS AS BIG AS HOUSECATS. THEY ARE COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU. THE ANTS WILL BE WEARING SPEEDO SWIMSUITS LIKE JOHN ONCE MODELED
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A. YOURE ADORABLE
B. YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL
C YOU’RE SO CUTE
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YES, YOU ARE, GEORGE!
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Haha. I NEVER HAD TO STUDY FOR THE BAR EXAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yes George, that bar exam can be a pain but when in doubt give them rum, sweet and sour, orange juice and grenadine.
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The CPA exam is harder than the bar. The actuarial exam is harder than both of them.
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Maybe….but I doubt it, So Cal.
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How many do you know who have passed more than one? I know a few who have passed the CPA and bar. Each of them said the CPA was more difficult. And from what they knew of the actuarial exam, none of them wanted to even consider it.
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I know 10 or 12 people who took both —and they each said the CPA exam was a Big Joke compared to the bar exam….
#[NotReally]
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One difference So Cal is that the CPA exam is in 4 parts. You don’t have to pass all 4 parts on one exam. If you pass 3 of the 4 parts, or even 2 of the 4, you can take a second exam exclusively on the part that you did not pass. That is a big deal.
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People have died taking the bar exam! The CPA Exam never kills anybody!
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Kamala passed the bar.
#MicDrop
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I DID PASS THE CPA EXAM. HALF THE FIRST TIME AND THEN THE OTHER HALF SIX MONTHS LATER. THE OVERALL PASS RATE IS ONLY ABOUT FIVE PERCENT FOR ANY ONE EXAM. ITS NOT EASY. AND PLOW HORSE MADE A FUNNY BAR JOKE. HAHA HAHAHAHA
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HEY GUYS. OUR ACCOUUNTING PROFESSORS AT SC ALWAYS TOLD US NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THE CPA EXAM. THEY SAID IF YOU CANT PASS IT YOU CAN ALWAYS BECOME A LAWYER !!!!!¡!
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YOU KNOW WHAT CPA STANDS FOR RIGHT ??? YEP WE DO CLEANING PRESSING AND ALTERATIONS !!!!!!!+
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MY OFFICE WAS ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF A BUILDING ON MAIN STREET. JUST ABOVE ME ON THE SECOND FLOOR WAS A HOUSE OF ILL REPUTE. AFTER SIX MONTHS I WENT BANKRUPT. IT WASNT MY MATERIAL COST NOR WAS IT MY LABOR COST. RATHER IT WAS THE ROTTEN PHUCKIN OVERHEAD !!
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BEST PHUCKING JOKE EVER, GEORGE!!!
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So Cal —- Pamela was W. Brown’s girlfriend at the time her bar exams were being graded…..catch my drift?
#TimeToCatchTheMicBeforeItHitsTheGround
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