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College Football Is Back All Right

It’s amazing how fans view things.

An Oregon fan describes the USC game thusly: “After trailing Missouri State early, usc pulls through.”

Meanwhile, a USC fan says the Trojans have the deadliest offense in Big Ten based on . . . Missouri State.

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  1. Geaux Ducks? Please, you have to do better than copy LSU. Right off the bat, this quack fan looks to be uninspired.

    Bear seemed to be underwhelming, didn’t start for the quacks, and had two assisted tackles.

    I can now see why USC didn’t seem to mind losing Zach Branch all that much. True frosh Tanook Hines ran a 10.03 100 this past spring. At 195 lbs, he is faster and bigger and taller than Zach.

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  3. Some more Trojan positives– Didn’t see any “Aren’t I great” celebrations after most of the touchdowns…No fighting penalties….and the towel wavers have been replaced by the ‘twist-and-shout’ crowd

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  4. Waymond Jordan looked special in the Saturday scrimmage. Great patience waiting for the hole to open, acceleration, and a tremendous jump cut. If McKay or Robinson were coaching, the guy would be running it 30 times a game. He will play on Sundays.

    Bishop Fitzgerald looks special too.

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      2. Nina had me locked up for speaking the truth about Joe’s dementia. Joe & Team did their best to trample on the Constitution. Funny how MSM didn’t complain about it.

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      1. The Grand Jury in certain districts doesn’t even need a showing of “hardship”…..

        #It’sAllGood

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  7. KAM: It is Labor Day. Time to talk about the opposite which is ‘idleness.’ Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen

    DON: I got one. Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start

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    1. I love stolen kisses …and women who pretend they’re stolen. [Machiavelli came up with the dark side of the stolen kisses concept: “Fortune is a woman and sometimes she must be taken by force”]….

      #Yeah….ABitRetro…

      #[IfNotCriminal]

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  8. DON: You know, this Wiley might be on to something by starting out with ‘never heard of them’ football schools.

    KAM: As one porcupine said to the other porcupine, “You’ve got a point.”– I mean, look at how unhappy losing Alabama and Notre Dame are on this holiday

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      1. DON: Do some guys wake up angry with the world?

        KAM: You have to wonder whatever happened to some men that they have to lash out at everything they see

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      2. KAM: I went to the Nevada USC game and watched SC win 66-14. It looked like Celeb would be leading SC to the NC. The Sunshine Pumpers enjoyed the Nine Layer Dip at the tailgate party that day.

        DON: SC ended up 8-5. Playing cream puffs means nothing.

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    2. I think the Alabama defensive backfield are all California recruits including Domani Jackson who now bad mouths the USC program. I take a little bit of delight when I hear that program is faltering. Particularly when their pass defense falters.

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  9. DON: Not to mention ex-Number one Texas. It is too early to be thinking of firing any coaches, but Vince Lombardi said it right: “If you aren’t fired with enthusiasm, you’ll be fired with enthusiasm”

    KAM: And lest we forget what these men go through for our entertainment, Frank Gifford put it this way: “Football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors”

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    1. KAM: Oregon hosts Oklahoma State this weekend and then travels to Penn State on the 27th. They don’t play Ohio State or Michigan so if they wins those two September contests, they should go undefeated in the regular season again.

      DON: Those two games should tell us if the Ducks are “for real”.

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  10. DON: Maybe the team needed a little ‘ego-boost’ against a less than average football team. Almost everybody got to play and did well, and at the end, the smiles on their faces said it all

    KAM: It is a score that will be remembered because few teams hit 70-points

    DON: Still, Wiley calls a pass play for a touchdown to get to 70 that probably didn’t go over well at Mo State.

    KAM: Slaughter-games lose their drama, they’re largely boring

    DON: But what made this slaughter different was the multitude of exciting long runs

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  12. KAM: Democrats are in deep mourning. Because he took a day off, Democrats began spreading the rumor Saturday that President Trump was DEAD! The hateful Mainstream Moderate Democrats are still enamored of Senile Joe Biden who wasn’t seen for days at a time and they got butthurt that Trump took a day off. Rumors of Trump’s death are greatly exaggerated, to paraphrase Mark Twain.

    DON: You have got to feel for the benighted Democrats. They have been trying to wish craft bad things for me for a decade. Mourning has become their go to emotional expression. After anger and envy, that is. Poor little toddlers. They need for Mommy to come hold them.

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  13. DON: I caught the highlights of the Purdue game, SC’s third opponent after 2 cupcakes, and the crowd was jumping up and down with the sound victory

    KAM: They have a run-and-throw quarterback– SC’s ‘favorite’ type

    DON: And don’t be fooled by their ‘last place’ standing in the ‘Big-10’. It is a tall order to win on the road anywhere in the Midwest

    KAM: 100,000s of high school kids play football, and yet only about 20,000 will ever play college ball. At the college level, no matter the quality of the team, all these guys know how to play football well

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    1. KAM: Such a “sound victory” over crummy Ball State, who went 3-9 last year including a 42-34 victory over wretched Misery St. Purdon’t is horrible, predicted to finish 18th in the Big Ten.

      DON: You should have been Senile Joe Biden’s press secretary.

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      1. DON:: — And speaking of Joe Biden, after the Debate all bets were off

        KAM: We didn’t need to talk about his slowing down, he did it for us

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  14. DON: How would you rate the quality of a football player against another player? If your First Stringer is rated at 100 what drop-off is there to the Second Stringer?

    KAM: I would guess 50 at worse. Nobody is twice as good as another

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    1. As sports columnist Bud Furillo once put it [when comparing 2 quarterbacks on the same team]:””A” is conspicuously SLIGHTLY better than “B”……”

      #TheIrony

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  15. DON: ucla football just can’t catch a break

    KAM: The SC-ucla game is spoiled if one team is much better than the other.

    DON: But “better than the other” doesn’t always win

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      1. …and may Sybil be forced to watch every minute with his eyes glued open like Malcolm McDowell in Clockwork Orange….

        #[Okay…ThatWasHarsh]….

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      2. KAM: Deshaun Foster is an unqualified incompetent DEI appointment by AD Martin Jarmond, another unqualified incompetent DEI appointment, whose emphasis on diversity and inclusion was recognized in a 2021 SBJ award for being a national leader in diversity and inclusive hiring. Imagine giving out rewards for racism!

        DON: UCLA pulled a Nebraska. UCLA football is dead.

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  16. DON: So now ol’ Ton-o-Hel is up next. It will certainly be another Helton-beatdown

    KAM: He is not the greatest coach, but I admire his ‘stick-to-itness’

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    1. So he is sticking to what? His reputation for being a nice guy who does not demand discipline and hard work from his players, does not develop talent, plays favorites, endorses soft football over smash mouth and ultimately loses his team.

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      1. I have a dream: After one quarter of football Helton quits on his team …and joins the USC sideline….

        #…WhereHeGetsArrested

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  17. KAM: Any first-week observations?

    DON: There are no great teams out there but several who are bunched up at the top, and it’s hard to get a ‘read on Oregon or SC because of the softness of their opponents

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  18. KAM: At least seven people were killed and over 43 others have been shot so far in Chicago during the Labor Day weekend of 2025. The violence included multiple mass shootings across the city. But Democrat Chicago Mayor Johnson and Democrat Illinois Governor Pritzker  are taking a stand against President Trump’s attempt to stop the out of control crime and violence and blood running in the gutters.

    DON: Mainstream Moderate Democrats in 2025 are Pro Crime. Former Chicago Mayor Richard Daley rolls over in his grave.

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    1. And the great majority of the residents of Chicago, of all races, want law and order. They want the gang bangers and rapists gone. The mayor and governor suppose to represent the people. If they did, they would be pleading with Trump to bring in the national guard and troops and flood the zone like he did in D.C.

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