30 thoughts on “USC Makes SNL”

  1. SUCCX, the academic farce, and international SNL joke.

    Clown U’s new plagiarized motto “There’s a sucker born every semester.”

    Or “…everybody has to pay and pay…”

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      1. Yes, and then Bloch and Guerrero – both of whom know all about pay for admission from 2014 – express shock and outrage last month that anything like “pay for admission” would happen at ucla. When it already had happened – perhaps several times.

        Meanwhile, the former ucla track and field director is lawyered up, not talking due to a non-disclosure agreement that he signed when he left.

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      2. So great to see ya back, old bud! [Take it easy on Owns —he really and truly doesn’t see how open he’s leaving himself every time he stages a rant over ‘university scandals’]…….
        #…..AndHe’sHeadingForREALSadDayNovember23rd
        #…[PaybackIsSuchABitch]……

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      3. 67 —Let’s put it this way, judging from the quality of that sketch, USC is gonna be around a lot longer than Saturday Night Live…….

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      5. Dylan Hernandez kicked bel-air tech in the crotch noting this was a full-on cover-up by the entire athletic department for the benefit of the entire athletic department instead of, as was the case with USC, stanford, yale, Georgetown etc. individuals benefiting from the payoffs

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      6. Exactly right…and went against the state board of regents regulations for student admissions…basically institutional corruption at its core. While the controversy we’re mired in is based on the corruption of two employees, one of whom is a ruin c/o ‘92.

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      7. Golly, what’s new?

        Pusley cuts & pastes a snoozer LA fish wrap story indicating in 2014, UCLA allowed direct athletic $$$$ donations as the basis for a couple of unusual freshmen student admissions.

        These admissions, while not virtuous, were not illegal then or today.

        Even under the ugly glare of Clown U’s current 4 federally indicted, ex-employees for money laundering, tax evasion, operating an organized bozo RICO scam, and mail fraud, it’s still not illegal today to donate money directly to an Athletic Dept. or Univ. Fund as a basis for special admissions.

        Case in point, unbeknownst to his wife, Arnie S. is busted for fathering a bastard with the family Maid, Mildred. Hey, Arnie couldn’t help himself because Mildred had large, luscious mammary glands. How could you blame Arnold!?

        Anyway, Arnold, in the aftermath of ugly public scrutiny, is very remorseful, and desperately needs to rehab his cheater/CS image. So he decides to donate $20 Million to Nicky Squid to build a useless edifice referred to as the “USC Schwarzenegger Institute for State and Global Policy.” LFOL!!

        So my question Pusley, did Arnold’s son matriculate into and graduate from Clown U on his own merit or because of Ta Ta’s cheesy, $20 million bozo gift?

        #SUCCX, the wannabe eagle that hunts flies.

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    2. “Liar liar pants on fire”…. hahahahaha!

      “One of the statements said that donations can’t influence the admissions process. “As a public institution, UCLA and all other campuses in the University of California system admit students solely based on the merits of their achievements. UCLA does not consider parents’ or relatives’ history of donations to the university in the admission process,” said the statement.”

      A report in the Los Angeles Times Friday evening, however, said that in 2014 UCLA was aware of instances in which the parents of athletes made donations to UCLA’s athletics department in return for the admission of their children.

      https://www.insidehighered.com/admissions/article/2019/04/13/new-revelations-link-donations-and-admissions-ucla

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    2. Well right now our focus is on that tax-payer con job over on the westside you know the side away from “…give us your huddled masses.’ whose back end got stuck to that tar baby called ‘the short con’. So the jokes on bel-air tech today….and many days to come

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      1. It really is (Cal) unlike the ‘bel-air tech’ public school that couldn’t even compose its’ own fight song – they had to ‘borrow’ Cal’s….the hits keep coming and this time it’s going to be a deep investigation based on what was uncovered at USC et. al. especially with be-air tech AD Dan Guerrero and (currently) Senior Associate School’s Atheltic Director Josh Rebholz (bet ole’ Josh got that promo by bringing all that scratch….)

        Pay to play? More like pay for the ‘ok’….probably 100% majored in ‘gender studies’ or that science John Forbes Kerry got at Yale ‘poli sci’.

        This is the legacy of the peckerwood 44 years later….nothing has changed.

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      2. I tend to try and live my life on a simple premise. I guess when it comes down to it i believe in the premise “you get what you look for”, so I choose to look for happiness and joy more than misery and anger. So there is a limit to the negativity I can take so I take a hiatus every once in a while.

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  5. Yo Commie Lush loudly sings the “Dipsomaniac Calkwalk”…..same song, 4000th verse.

    “It really is (Cal) unlike the ‘bel-air tech’ public school that couldn’t even compose its’ own fight song – they had to ‘borrow’ Cal’s….the hits keep coming and this time it’s going to be a deep investigation based on what was uncovered at USC et. al. especially with be-air tech AD Dan Guerrero and (currently) Senior Associate School’s Atheltic Director Josh Rebholz (bet ole’ Josh got that promo by bringing all that scratch….)

    Pay to play? More like pay for the ‘ok’….probably 100% majored in ‘gender studies’ or that science John Forbes Kerry got at Yale ‘poli sci’.

    This is the legacy of the peckerwood 44 years later….nothing has changed.”
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    Near 98% of people in the US think USC stands for the “University of South Carolina.” est in 1805, not Clown U.

    These people have no Idea that the University of Southern Cal, est. 1888, actually went to court and legally ripped the USC brand from Univ. of South Carolina.

    Folks, that’s the CS premise of Clown U, the ghetto hole of So Central LA – if we don’t own it, we will steal it.

    #everybodyhas”…to pay and pay…”
    #Greed+moregreedisbest~St. Pat

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  6. This is just the beginning of ‘Bel-Air Tech rigging!’ with cameos of Gene Bloch, Dan Guerrero, Josh Rebholz, Michael Maynard and Grant Chen…..what a cavalcade of ‘civil servants’ in the usual ‘progressive GLBQT approved and tax payer funded shell for the majority demoncrat party of CA……

    The Peckerwood’s back end stink on!

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    1. Commie Lush, you alky, CorkSucker, heed this advice: Come out of the closet!

      “So I say to you, Ask and it will be given to you; search, and you will find; knock, and the door will be opened for you.”

      ~Jesus Christ, current Clown U, GLBQT president.

      #embracetheweinerCommieLush!

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