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USC-Iowa Live Chat

The ghost of Toa Lobendahn on the snap!

I guess Kedon Slovis will be the excuse for Folt, Bohn and Helton.

Iowa pounds USC’s defense and gets a TD. It’s 35-24.

Iowa is back to dissecting the USC defense.

Kedon Slovis is out. Matt Fink has won big games before.

And just like that, USC scores as Kedon Slovis throws a perfect deep pass to Amon-Ra St. Brown.

USC cuts lead to 28-24.

This is a problem with the Air Raid or Graham Harrell. He doesn’t want to run the ball. USC tailbacks have five carries.

USC gets a field goal and it’s 28-17 at halftime.

Iowa is making USC’s defense look silly. It’s 28-14 Hawkeyes.

The Air Raid just got stopped and only the replay official prevented Iowa from taking over deep in USC territory.

There’s the John Baxter we know and love. A 98-yard kick return for a TD!

Well, Iowa can’t defend the Air Raid yet. Better try a three-man rush. Gus Johnson went on a tirade after the TD about

“This is the Air Raid at USC. Five-star guys!”

Iowa runs to the edge, of course, and USC can’t defend it. TD.

Iowa had a perfect trick play and USC fell for it but the pass was off.

Iowa ran the ball and converted a third-and-9? Seriously???

End of first quarter: USC 7, Iowa 7.

USC pretty much only passes as it drives 75 yards for the TD, with Kedon Slovis finding Drake London wide open on the 4-yard pass.

What a shock! A Clancy Pendergast defense can’t stop a trick play. Has he ever been able to?

It’s 7-0 Iowa. USC’s defensive front didn’t get much pressure on Nate Stanley.

Drew Richmond is out. Jalen McKenzie will start at right tackle and Liam Jimmons at right guard.

103 thoughts on “USC-Iowa Live Chat”

    1. I believe you owe Clay Helton an apology… What a ugly thing to say! The man has a family. Did you ever think that his wife and kids might be reading what you wrote?

      #becivil #fightonClay

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      2. I’m with you this time, PJM. After kickoff return TD’s it’s easy for the team to get down —-so Helton goes with Carr! Carr! He’s so fucking dumb —things are gonna maybe get hotter than Bohn and Folt can handle……

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    2. Clay’s Special Teams and Defense look like they’re gonna sink his pathetic, fat, sorry ass…..
      #AndEverybodyButFolt&BohnCouldSeeItComing…

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    3. We all knew that Baxter and Pendergast sucked —but this is almost like they’re getting back at the fan base today. The play is SO inept it doesn’t look accidental. This really looks like coaching assistants who are at war with their own fans —with the blessings of Folt and Bohn…
      #WhatAnEmbarrassment….

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    1. This could be the 10th game in a row that Sleepy Clay is gonna get burned for wanting dumb “yes” man assistants to keep him company…

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  10. oh please ncaa give us the death penalty so we can just not hurt ourselves next year. I am sorry to all the players. We love you guys but I hoped you picked usc for the education because our coaches cant teach you shit. I would support any of you wanting to transfer to LSU. Our legends already are.

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    1. It’s ALL on Harrell and the offense —nothing else about USC football works…
      #MostlyCuzClay’sFingerPrintsAreOnIt…

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    1. Yeah. And nice to see Velus Jones still returning kicks by running straight into the nearest defender…
      #NothingEverChangesUnderHelton…
      #ThisIsMakingBohn&FoltLookBadAllOverAgain…

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  15. Man, sad- the Spanish TV announcers described the Trojan D as “porosa” ( porous) and said that D is used to giving up lots of yardage, so it doesn’t bother them. That was the Hawkeye’s longest drive of the year (8 min +). What does Bohn Folt (sounds Dutch) think now?

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  17. I have the perfect solution to this quagmire that is Helton. The fans start a class action suit against Pat Haden for hiring Helton. Haden can use the money his “charity” stole from people to pay off Helton.

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  24. Wow that would have been a spectacular return of the Iowa defender hadn’t been holding for 40 yards. The refs are blind. But again why are they dropping kickoffs on the 10 yard line?

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  25. Im done! Im gonna spend the rest of my night looking under the tree to see if there is something I didnt open. Fuck you Folt! Look at Miami now! Lou Holtz must pray to you

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  35. Who am I to criticize the integrity of this storied program? Why I’m sure practicing in a ballroom is a normal procedure for great teams without practices before hand. And the excellence in coaching is really shining. Just curious how far did the punt go in the ballroom?
    They want our support, but they’re using jock straps made of tissue. No support from anywhere.

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  36. Kedon is the anti athlete. He’s okay if he doesn’t have to move his each foot more than once, and can throw jump balls to future NFL receivers. Someone should explain to Harrell that running the football is allowed.

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  39. One can only wonder what is being said by Gomer to the kids during a timeout. My guess is things like….I love you guys, you guys are warriors, I’m so proud of you guys, and we are only 5 plays away from being within a score of Iowa. Where on the other side Ferentz is actually talking strategy and Xs and Os. Like I said earlier, with an actual coach with a back bone, we roll over Iowa but with Gomer….Clancy and Baxter we trail at the half. Watching this is like being in pain and not being able to take anything for it. Mediocrity at its best with Helton and company.

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    1. None of us should ever again question Scott when he dumps on the Athletic Department….
      #EvenIfBySomeMiracleWeWin,ThisIsNationallyTelevisedShitShow

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  40. I love it when the announcer says in a low hot voice……Helton has something going on at USC……yeh……he does have a warm turd from all that ice cream.

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    1. He’s already gone, Alv….
      #…HeLeftAroundHalfTimeOfTheFresnoGame…
      #…SinceThen–MissedKicks,BadPunts,100YardReturns
      #ByKeepingCallaway,Toa,Clancy&Baxter,HeltonDoomedUs

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  44. HERE IT GOES GUYS THE FAMOUS SAYING BY BALLROOM HELTON WILL BR SAID AFTER THIS GAME!!! IF IT WASNT FOR OUR QB GETTING HURT WE WOULD HAVE WON!!! FUK U CLAY

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  45. I have been watching USC football for over 50 years. This is the worst defense that USC has ever put on the field. What a testament to what USC football has become.

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  47. Classic matchup of a SOFT FINESSE poor coached team vs a Physical no nonsense no bullshit team . You are now witnessing a team in Iowa that practices physical football vs a team in USC that practices in a ballroom because it is raining outside. And it is showing what team actually practiced and what team is led by a soft ass coaching staff. Just imagine what the score may look like when we bring this finesse soft team to Texas to play Alabama in the opener. A coaching legend vs Gomer who should be coaching at a high school?

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  48. You would think that Clancy, a guy with no football credentials, Would want to prove you can coach football by reading books. “Duh the object of the defensive unit is to stop the runner by tackling him. … Go do that guys”

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  49. Anyone happy to see Funk back is seeing why he was 3rd string. The ball sailed over his head and he’s looking to see if anyone noticed. GAWD this is humiliating. The statement being made by the PAC 12 rep is ” We no play football here “

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