USC Morning Buzz: Winners And Losers Of The Week

WINNERS

Sunday Night Football

USC vs. Washington State under the lights at the Coliseum. Maybe. Both teams have issues that need to be resolved to play this week.

Kedon Slovis

No one questioned his arm this weekend.

Ghost Clay

Clay Helton didn’t talk to the media Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday. Today, he probably will just do his radio show, where he gets friendly questions. So he’ll have nearly a week off while USC’s been under quarantine.

LOSERS

USC offensive line

When the deepest position on the team can’t field enough players, it’s a big problem.

Colorado

The Buffs are undefeated but would lose a Pac-12 South tiebreaker with USC and can’t break the Top 25.

The Pac-12

The officiating has been shambolic. The decision to wait until Nov. 7 to start the season. The complete lack of a national presence. It’s a mess.

Justin Wilcox

Cal is 0-3 this season. Luckily for the ex-USC defensive coordinator, this year is a free hit and Cal is really cheap.

Bowl projections

CBS Sports bowl guru Jerry Palm has USC playing Iowa in the Alamo Bowl. A rematch!

64 thoughts on “USC Morning Buzz: Winners And Losers Of The Week

  1. Hey 22, Adolph J. Dump is locked and loaded. I was not aware that convicted felons could run for federal office. Perhaps he should consider starting a new third political party called the Goober Party.

    “Donald Trump is reportedly weighing whether to launch a 2024 re-election bid on the day of Joe Biden’s inauguration.”

    “On Saturday, The Daily Beast cited three sources who confirmed he is considering a 2024 run, and two of them said he had floated the idea of holding an event on 20 January.”

    “According to two sources with direct knowledge of the matter, the president has privately bragged that he would still remain in the spotlight, even if Mr Biden is in the Oval Office, because the media finds Mr Biden “boring.”

    “The report comes after the Trump campaign suffered a humiliating court defeat in Pennsylvania, where Republican-appointed judges unanimously ruled to toss out the campaign’s attempt to challenge the election result there.”

    “Charges require specific allegations and then proof. We have neither here,” judge Stephanos Bibas wrote in the court’s ruling.

    “By Saturday evening the Pennsylvania Supreme Court had also dismissed a case brought by Congressman Mike Kelly and others to disallow millions of mail-in ballots in the state.”

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    1. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      OWNS the Socialist is so self-unaware that he actually quotes The Daily Yeast Infection as a credible news source!

      Meanwhile real news was happening overnight, you stupid preachy brainless cheating Libtard!

      Enjoy!

      OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

      AHA HA HA HA HA!

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      1. Actually, Trump announcing that he’ running in 2024 on the day of Brain Dead and Commie’s inauguration is fucking hilarious.

        I wonder if they’ll prop up Brain Dead like they used to prop up Roosevelt, at least Frankie still had his wits about him.

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    2. Trump is the biggest loser.

      The idiot Trump paid millions of dollars on a recount only to find out out that President Elect Joe Biden beat him by even more votes in Wisconsin.

      If that wasn’t bad enough, in Pennsylvania it was a judge that Trump had put in place that threw out the idiot Trump’s latest lawsuit. Trump’s own judge told the idiot to kick rocks and tell his story walkin’.

      LMFAO!

      OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

      Donald J. Trump Is The Biggest Loser!

      AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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      1. Inquiring minds want to know, how is it possible that voter turnout in just those key cities in just those key states was so high it rivaled North Korean elections: often 90 percent or more?

        How is it possible that Joe Biden, who barely campaigned, garnered more votes in just those spots than even Barack Obama had done?

        How is it possible that, as everyone was getting tucked into bed on the night of November 3, Donald Trump had notable leads in almost all of those states and then, suddenly, all at once, in the wee hours, floods of votes poured in and—wouldn’t you know it—they were overwhelmingly, sometimes exclusively, for Biden?

        And what about those voting machines from Dominion: are we confident that they are secure? They have been used for fraud since they were first used to steal a presidential election in Venezuela in 2004.

        LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Charlie Bucket the corrupt Board Moderator who uses his privilege to impersonate posters here and has over 10 sock puppets including senileobama he uses to flood the board is talking about being a loser?

        I love that Charlie Bucket was outed!

        BWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Trojandude207
        1d ago
        Well this IS interesting. I am not sure if this site is for me anymore. Each email address used generates a unique symbol that represents the email address. One person on this page has 10 such symbols generated for his username. That is some next level trolling. And none of messages upon this thread has anything to do with the the purpose of the thread. It has developed into a prepubescent name calling.
        OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

        Charlie Bucket Is The Biggest Loser!

        AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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      2. Inquiring minds also want to know why none of these salacious claims hold up in court.
        Oh yeah, because they are 100% pure fantasy bullshit and can’t be presented in any court that requires actual “evidence”.
        There, I answered my own question!

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      3. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Charlie Bucket the corrupt Board Moderator who uses his privilege to impersonate posters here and has over 10 sock puppets including senileobama he uses to flood the board is talking about being a loser?

        I love that Charlie Bucket was outed!

        BWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Trojandude207
        1d ago
        Well this IS interesting. I am not sure if this site is for me anymore. Each email address used generates a unique symbol that represents the email address. One person on this page has 10 such symbols generated for his username. That is some next level trolling. And none of messages upon this thread has anything to do with the the purpose of the thread. It has developed into a prepubescent name calling.
        OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

        Charlie Bucket Is The Biggest Loser!

        AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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      4. If there’s one thing that irks me, it’s privilege!
        I much prefer people like Don Jr. who has worked hard for everything he has.

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  2. It happened again fu@7 this thing I wrote my post then it demands a login I log in and boom post is gone I have to get rid of the account or stop using my iPhone to post

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    1. I can’t login to scottie’s site either, so I login at wordpress.com and search scott by name. Then I keep logged in and don’t have the mess you do. A benefit of this method is that I can always reply to EVERY post, not like the the other site..

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      1. …and I guess the playoffs should be rescheduled as well….
        #”We’reComing,Baby!”
        —to steal a quote from Coach Orgeron [in happier days]…

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      2. Liked by 3 people

      3. I use wordpress, also.
        Have lost posts otherwise.
        Of course, little of what I have to offer is noteworthy anyway (insert LOL emoji)

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  3. Gomer is college football’s answer to Senile Joe, hides for as long as possible and when he does appear like Punxsutawney Phil, he gets softball questions from moronic “reporters”.

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    1. karma —We’re entering a time when Joe won’t be able to hide (Supreme Court review of voting procedures in swing states). On a much, much less significant level, we’re coming up on a time where Clay won’t he able to hide either (Bowl game with first rate opponent). We need to pray that the former doesn’t lead to violence….and keep our fingers crossed that the latter doesn’t lead to embarrassment (again).

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  4. Here it is second try, but probably not as good- I did manage to find a picture and fix the stupid runon name tag…I hope. Typing from a real computer using two fingers now woot!
    As I was sayin’…
    Shambolic? It is nice to see the thesaurus put to good use, but sad when the weekend PAC 12 highlights are mostly referee’s lowlights. I really wish they’d at least try to avoid making mistakes on their mistakes. However this makes Helton a winner for another column he didn’t have to argue with the refs this week. Although I do miss the photo of him screaming at the ref with his arms outstretched, fist clinched. You know the ref is telling him, “Wish in your right hand and crap in your left…see which fills up faster.”
    I was reading in another blog (one that never erases my words..although maybe they should) and one of the post had become a contest to see who could out platitude our beloved coach. “They are quarantined like warriors,” was one of my favorites. I wondered out loud if Helton had a relative writing speeches for the White House? To which my smart and cute daughter replied, ” You mean sending tweets don’t you?”
    Well this got me thinking. (a dangerous proposition at best) Since we are sequestered in our lock-down, except for getting groceries and hoarding toilet paper after eating Jack in the Box from door dash, we should hold our own contests to see who can out platitude Helton. To this end (and if you have read this far) I will supply some sample questions. The rules are simple just answer the questions as if you were Helton. It that simple if you are simple at that. You might also like to pose your own question, but these will be unofficial and since mine are also unofficial they will be considered official.
    1. How did your team prepare for next Friday er ah Sunday?
    2. Which shoe do you tie first?
    3. Do you miss Toa Lowbendown now that he has graduated, or do you have a new love of your life?
    4. Wait, what?
    6 What happened to number 5?
    7. If the sportswriters, readers and most every credible source believes you should step aside, would you consider an administrative position for the rest of your contract?

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    1. A second method might be to type your posts in “notes” or a like app and then copy and paste the material. This way you wouldn’t lose the longer ones…

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    2. Answer to “which shoe did you tie first?”
      “You know John Wooden had a philosophy about tying shoes, first pull up your socks so you don’t get blisters. Blisters can fester and keep you out of a game.” Clay Helton

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      1. I love Cal75 —but it’s Berkeley, man…….
        #YouCan’tWalk3FeetW/OSteppingInVomitOrFeces…
        #…[ThisProbablyHasABadEffectOnPlayerMorale]

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  5. For those of you missing the sports illustrated banter, you haven’t missed much. When I say they are employing their swimsuit models I mean they ARE the writers.
    Here is a direct quote from today’s column, “WSU returned six players who caught a pass last season.”
    So does the sentence mean it took six guys to catch one pass? Or did they return defective merchandise? I assume she meant that each of the players caught at least one pass last season. Six passes over the course of twelve games is one pass every other game? Are they due for another catch? I am not picking on her because she is stupid, she is stupid because I’m picking on her.
    This is not the only thing. She mentioned WSU’s new coach who has been at University of Hawaii the past 8 years and head coach for four. Which four? Oh well we may never know how good we have it here.

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    1. Don’t forget, Rialto, they gave the Dux a scare earlier this season.
      With our program, Wazzu could be a surprise….

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  6. How many of you dumb-ass conservatives live in California?
    A waste of good liberal space so please get out of town fast.
    I beg you to give up Social Security since it is a socialist plan.

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  7. Arizona Voter Fraud Witness Army Col. Phil Waldron Confirms He Witnessed Dominion Communicating with Frankfurt on Election Day … while Dominion had denied any internet activity!

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      1. What I forgot to mention was that this “hearing” is nothing more that Giuliani inviting some friends to a hotel ballroom he rented. None of these jokers would dare utter any of this bullshit if they were actually under oath. It is a few steps up from the landscaping company loading dock, at least.
        Also, while this farce was playing out, the state of Arizona certified its election results for Sleepy Joe.
        Try not to pay any attention to those things.

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      2. Amazing how I changed my password but Charlie Bucket the corrupt preachy cheating lib Moderator still has access to it!

        I love that Charlie Bucket was outed!

        BWWWWWWWWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Trojandude207
        1d ago
        Well this IS interesting. I am not sure if this site is for me anymore. Each email address used generates a unique symbol that represents the email address. One person on this page has 10 such symbols generated for his username. That is some next level trolling. And none of messages upon this thread has anything to do with the the purpose of the thread. It has developed into a prepubescent name calling.
        OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

        OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!

        Charlie Bucket Is The Biggest Loser!

        AHA HA HA HA HA HA!

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    1. Just another Adolph J. Dump stupid failure. Az has certified Sleepy Joe’s victory and will submit those lawful results to the Electoral College. “How sweet it is.”

      #C’mon1/20/2021
      #LocktheAHup

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    1. Pac 12 MBB needs UCLA and USC to fight it out.
      Plus, it’ll give everyone here a lot more to squawk about….
      cuz we don’t have enough to bitch about here.

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  8. Scott, FYI, CBS Sports bowl guru Jerry Palm has USC playing Iowa STATE in his bowl predictions.
    NOT A REMATCH!
    The Alamo Bowl terminated its relationship with the Big 10 in 2010…
    PLEASE don’t quit your day job.

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