See what happens when USC plays an average team. It all becomes a huge challenge just to play. UCLA up, 21-10.
USC defense confused subbing and lining and no one covers the tailback, who scores on TD pass.
Isaiah Pola-Moa interception but a bad penalty by Tyler Vaughns and sack push USC back and Trojans forced to settle for FG.
UCLA cannot tackle and just like that, a 65-yard TD for Drake London. UCLA 14, USC 7.
So far, this is an outhouse performance: Outplayed, outcoached, outtackled, outschemed
USC safeties with poor tackling on both TDs
Wow, USC defense can’t stop the run and can’t stop showboating.
Kedon Slovis takes a bad sack and Parker Lewis isn’t close on field goal.
End of first quarter: UCLA 7, USC 0.
USC defense is disorganized and can’t even line up in time. Maybe because Talanoa Hufanga was messing around at end of previous play.
USC cannot run in short-yardage situations.
A burned timeout for too many men on the field on punt return. Typical.
The new, improved Kedon Slovis with a bad interception.
- If you listened to the podcast earlier this week, you know who I picked to win the USC-UCLA game.
If you didn’t listen, I will make my pick here: I think USC is the superior team and should win the game. I think UCLA is an average team.
But I think an average team can beat USC. And I think it would just like Clay Helton to lose right before going to the Pac-12 title game. So I’m picking UCLA, 34-31.
P.S. — I also could not live with myself if I picked USC and UCLA actually won, so that’s another reason to pick the Bruins.
“UCLA 34, USC 31”. Scottie, the gutties won’t score that much unless there are a bunch of Trojan turnovers. This is not exactly the “can do” spirit we were hoping to start the broadcast off with. Clay, don’t screw this up.
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USC 55 ruins 14…. SC finally plays 4 solid quarters.
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LMFAO!
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
AHA HA HA HA HA!
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Say what you want but I think that’s a very sexy man right there!
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Not healthy to fall in love with a photoshop…..
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Save us Chip Kelly. You are our only hope. Strike down Clay Helton once and forever.
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Chip Kelly’s mask looks like an A cup on a D breast. It’s going to be a game against fat and fatter.
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CLASSIC!!!😂😂🤣
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Okay. Last time we were intercepted on first drive was Mora’s first win over USC.
Let’s see if Orlando has a plan.
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Poor Clay can’t count….again. 10 on field for return.
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Disorganization personified.
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Hope it doesn’t matter ….but….UCLA wants it more.
[USC’s o-line under Drevno is a joke. And Bohn is a joke for letting THE Big Joke, Clay Helton, keep Drevno on staff to keep him company].
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This game reminds me of my first hunting trip with my dad and his friends. He wired ahead for two pints and a canoe. When we got there the guy at counter said, “I got the girls, but what the he’ll is a panoe?”
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“panoe”…LMFAO!
What a lame ass!
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
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Ruined my joke with auto correct. Two punts
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A win this evening and a win next week should get Helton another contract extension from C.L. Max Nikias.
The De-Emphasis of Trojan Football will then be complete.
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Get ready guys. UCLA is SO much better coached.
Hope Bohn fires Helton tonight.
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I legit think I’m rooting for USC to lose.
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USC with Helton as head coach would be winless if they played in the SEC, ACC or Big 10.
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Kedon Slovis is a hermaphrodite…she throws like a girl.
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After one quarter Chip one Clay zero. What’s new? This game is gonna be like a Covid vaccine. It’ll hurt for a couple of weeks but then hopefully get better.
They keep referencing Carnell Lake. His son had an equally interesting name Quentin Lake is just a few down on the weird name list.
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The Athletic did a puff piece on the kicker and now the kicker blows goats.
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harrell’s offense is truly offensive
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A chain is as strong as it’s weakest link. Our weak link is Drevno…
#AndChipKnowsIt….
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Hard to believe the Trojans come out flat for this game. Never, ever underestimate Clays ability to fuck things up.
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The Trojans don’t want to be playing today. This could get ugly.
#But…ItCouldEndClay’sThing
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The Slovis is still broken.
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‘The Helton Effect’ is on full display…
#Exposed!
#CanFoltStillPretendWeHaveA’Coach’?
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Just waiting for the comeback to kick in. If I say it enough it’ll be funny soon.
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Defense and running game are what champion caliber team possess.
USC has awful defense tonight against C- QB using Wolf grading criteria.
Where is Stepp? The transfer portal most likely. I hope Harrell is hired away.
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AHA HA HA HA!
Where is that little pudly76 Clay Helton ass sniffer?
That little bitch pudly hypes this shit Trojan team all week and now that Helton, Harrell and Slovis are getting exposed as the shit they are pudly goes into hiding
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Point of Order: This one’s not on Pudly….
It’s on Folt, Bohn, Helton, Harrell, Drevno……
#AndAHostOfOthers……
#AnotherEmbarrassingDisplayofHeltonFootball
#HowManyMoreDoWeHaveToEndure?
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Pisley has the Clown U winning 42 – 24. No wonder the stupid sh*t is hiding.
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Turns out he was right.
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Good coaching by Helton there. No way London can do that without Helton.
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To borrow a brain term; DOES ANYBODY FUCKING KNOW HOW TO BLOCK? 3plays minus 30 yards. No excuses
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It’s motivated football players vs. talented [uncoached] athletes……
#AndYouKnowWhoWinsThatContest
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what do you expect when hellton can even make sumlin look good
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Very poor…..is this really an SC-UCLA game. UCLA players are more confident than SC… This is an embarrassing game. Still no running game. This air raid offense must go.
No question who is the better coached team. UCLA has a game plan and the players are very confident it will work. I can’t say the same with SC. UCLA has the better team speed also as SC looks smaller, and slower so who is doing the better job in recruiting. You take the SC wide receivers out of the game, and SC has not counter punch to attack the defense.
Please watch the beginning of the 2nd half. UCLA wants this game very badly so will score the first time they have the ball which means: GAME OVER!
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Pudly76 is a fucking faggot! whitetrash22 is a fucking faggot!
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USC fans are an embarrassment! Bunch of faggots!
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Anyone that uses the word “faggot” is mentally stuck in the 1980’s
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We of the USC fandom are a bundle of sticks or a bassoon? Nevermind the joke’s like a pencil in the ceiling…
Over you head.
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This is embarrassing and we all need to realize this will never get better until we fire THE CLOWN CLAY HELTON
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3 star talent vs 4 star talent with the 2 star having a better than average coach and the 4 star having a moron. Whose who???????
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I’m having trouble with the numbers—where did the 2 stars come from?
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Smackyd is a faggot!
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F**k You you are on the wrong blog. Your drivel will be much more appropriate on https://www.bruinsnation.com
Take your homophobia and off key underwear and sing there.
I finally figured out why you use four different emails. You want to get moderated. Here’s a tip for you … There is no moderator. Go to your site where you will be appreciated.
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‘Fuck You’ needs to spend more time with his loved ones.
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Still waiting for the comeback to kick in
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Trump is a faggot! And you are all faggots for voting for him.
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Clay Helton strategic genius chasing points in the 3rd quarter. That never comes back to haunt you.
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When does USC start raiding the air?
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CAN WE JUST MOVE ON TO “DISCUSS THE GAME”??
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Average players for UCLA ahead of superior USC talent for one reason. Inferior USC coaching. USC looks like a high school team without discipline. Celebrating when behind. Really? Really pathetic. I hope USC’s players can pull out a victory. It certainly won’t be USC’s second rate coaching. Again, Helton looks like a deer in the headlights. Is the DoA watching?
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A running game? Who knew? It was stumble body left but it worked.
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Why does he like timeouts ? . They interfere with the flow of the game. Helton that is.
Also, USC should have mailed the game in.
Another question . Why do they play Carr?
I agree with most of the comments. And, UCLA is better coached. Could Helton get a head coaching at any college?
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Typical Helton team…unneeded block in the back ! SMH
All that was needed was to run up the field. No bang into a guy who had no chance of catching the ball.
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Love to differ Rialto but that was a bad call. They collided it wasn’t a block. But hey PAC 12 refs what do you expect?
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How does Opie Harrell design such horrible running plays when they do run the ball? And where is Markese Stepp?
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carr hasn’t done jackshit all day and they put him in on such crucial downs and run these loser plays. it is as if these dumb ass coaches deliberately want to lose the game.
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Is it time for the comeback yet? Even if we did comeback Helton has made a season’s worth of mistakes in this game to be fired
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Game ball to Folt or Bohn?
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Looks like a nice sip of Blanton tonight
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During the game I was reminded of how old I have gotten. USC was signaling a play by swiveling the hips and grabbing the crotch. I’m sorry I cannot guess that play.
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FORGIVE ME CLAY! I LOVE YOU!
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Maui Mike, these guys pulled out a victory from the jaws of defeat based on their superior individual talent over Bruin players. In spite of the dumb ass coaches for USC
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Congratulation Clownsters, your team deserved to win. UCLA is still not ready for prime time FB. Chip Kelly needs to resign; he took every chance to lose the game and he did. I can not believe Chip coaching. I’m sorry for the Bruin players but I still stand by UCLA’s FB program, such as it is.
The bad news for SUCC, Helton’s not going anywhere soon.
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Clay is 5-1 against the gutties. Chip is so bad he can’t even beat Clay.
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560 yards of total offense on 79 plays.
Chipper did his job. Three turnovers by Bruins likely cost Chipper a W.
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I’d stand by the Bruin players.
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Wolf your prediction was wrong, you loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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