Clay Helton is so bad that a Notre Dame fan has written a love letter to him at the Irish’s SB Nation site.
Excerpt: “We love you, Clay — and we hope we get to be together forever. You’re simply the best USC coach for us, in every way.
“We can’t wait to see you, and will be counting the days until we can hold yours and your team’s collective dignity in our hands once again following yet another rivalry win.
“You don’t get mad about our annoying habits — e.g. beating you 4 out of 5 times since you took over and 7 of 10 since you got to USC.”