He got two games even though it wasn’t a make-or-break season?
Donte Williams is No. 2 even after his secondary got shredded on Saturday night?
Bohn and his lackey, Brandon Sosna, were huddling all morning. That’s one reason I had not posted much today.
They obviosly want Luck Fickell but I doubt he leaves Cinciinati at this point of the season. Some other names were watching: James Franklin, Bob Stoops, Matt Campbell, Chris Petersen and Bob Stoops.
Here is Mike Bohn’s statement:
I’m sure that statement has been sitting on Bohn’s desk for nearly two years. I will have more today.
Where’s Scott Wolf?
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Wish he’d come back long enough to answer that question…
#He’sABuddy–HopeHe’sOkay
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I so desperately want to be Scott Wolf, I wish he would come back so I can show him up with my inside USC information . I know more Trojans stuff then he does 😜
Cockadoodledoo!!!!
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Probably next to Waldo. Or he might be in a “destroy Notre-dame & UCLA sleeper cell”. If scandals start surfacing at those two fine [cough, cough] institutions then the Wolfman will have succeeded.
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Plot for Netflix Special: L. A. Blogger goes undercover [posing as door to door donut salesman] to poison Westwood Football Coach…..
#..ThenRuinsReputationOfSouthBendCoach…
#…PosingAsKiddieBathingSuitCatalogSalesman
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In Tijuana on a 3-day bender celebrating.
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Hope so!
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He got rolled by a he-she….. ouch!
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Big things coming for USC BB today. My guess is Wolf is spending time with Bohn lobbying to be the next USC Coach. #he’sthatgood
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Wait Helton is gone and Wolf is gone. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist”
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Could it be?
#Nah
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Did he quit?
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He handed his resignation to himself when he walked into the office, Sam.
#ItCameAsATotalSurprise
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Ha!
I think he might have found a lady friend and forgot about everything else in his life. Not even his cats!
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Scotty, I hope you’re well. If not, I wish you a speedy recovery. Hopefully you didn’t make a deal with gods: Your life for Clay’s leaving, but if you did, thanks for taking the bullet for the rest of us. You will be remembered as a true Trojan
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Maybe he was so excited that he had a stroke and died. His one mission in life was to harangue on Helton and then he died. Can’t say that I will miss him much.
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Wish I had, had the courage to tell Scott what I thought of him while he was still alive. Darn!
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Maybe Mr. Wolf has the Trump Virus.
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“I wish I had enough courage to speak with a girl.”
tebowobama (05/21/21)
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TB… There’s a wizard in Kansas or is it Australia that can help you with that one. Only problem is that you need a mighty whack on the head to find the place.
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[Did you hear John Stewart? “Maybe the only parties responsible are the Wuhan Lab guys— the lab with the name Wuhan Laboratory of Covid Virology. Maybe the guys who have business cards that say ‘Researcher: Wuhan Lab of Covid Virology’ are responsible”]……
#MaybeTheyStartedSomethingNOBODYCanStop….
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Freud, for first time, would fear to do patient interview…..
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So says the guy that thinks the moon landing was filmed in his neighbor’s garage. Freud would have a field day with this sad sack.
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See above, Slim —things aren’t landing where they should today…
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Mr. Wolf has the Criminal Senile Dementia Joe Biden VIRUS. That Tebow obama Gave to Mr. Wolf
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Where’s the inside scoop on the coaching search, Wolf?
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Your request reminds me of the youngster in Shane asking him to come back.
#ItAin’tGonnaHappen
#TimeToMoveOn
#RespectHisWishes
Then again, he could pull an Urban Meyer and change his mind like he’s previously done.
#There’sAlwaysHope
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“Wolf”…”Hope”…. The two go together like bread and butter…
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btw Scott isn’t riding toward the sunset slumped in his saddle, right?
[In the book, Shane barely gets touched —what was George Stevens thinking]?
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The Owns, goodnight, memorial, pinch-hit, this week’s Wolf’s Winner and Loser round-up……(Second posting) – I’m a blog hog today.
Winners:
Clown U FB circus finally pulls the belated, expensive, fire Helton trigger. But was the Boner’s action wise?
Clay Helton is carried off on his bozo shield. True, he was over his head coaching wise; however, Helton s/b respected for never whining about the harsh criticism he endured. Helton never showed up shit-faced at SUCC FB rallies or drunk ranting on late-night radio sports phone calls; no male or female reported Helton for sexual assault or harassment; he didn’t divorce or beat the shit out of his wife; he didn’t rudely chase SUCC co-ed’s on his H-D and, his players weren’t mistreated. Take a bow Mr. Helton, you did your best with dignity. Have fun spending your millions.
Clown U Rah-Rah FB blowhards.
The next smuck HFBC that thinks he can salvage the capsized SS bozo dingy. The SUCC dingy has serious underwater structural damage.
Scott Wolf, the straw the stirs his crazy, outstanding, addictive Clown U blog.
Losers:
Stanford 42 – SUCC 13 in the 4th Qtr., at the crumbling mausoleum……..’nuff said.
The SUCC FB team, they’re more interested in Hollywood celebrating an opponent’s TD than making a tackle.
Kid Slovis and “The Drake,” the garbage time twins.
The SUCC FB program loses more credibility.
US blog followers, if Wolf has really left the building and the fat lady has sung.
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Yada yada yada, says the guy who’s team has yet to beat a .500 team… wow‼️
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Let’s wait and see how UCLA does against Fresno…
[There is some truth to Owns’ comments about Helton]….
#[But]USCWillBeInPrettyBadShapeIfWeLookBackOnHeltonFondly
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Cockadoodledoo!!!! The Dick taste delicious!
😘😘
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Hey Pisley, you loser/SUCCer, UCLA doesn’t claim to be an ELITE FB program like Clown U does.
Alabama 52 – Clown U 6 (Zero TD’s)
Beside Pisley, UCLA has never lost to a 41 point ‘dog at home, ever.
#SUCC FB: Choka, choka, choka, choka chokers
#SUCC FB: Cupcake Killers.
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So you still posting OTHER schools accomplishments because you can’t post your own, eh mud? Stupid is as stupid does,
sow vs furd 1-11
And there’s always…
0-2
0-4
Chew on that crap lil buddy
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USC Trojans get another major commitment in form of 5-star big man Vince Iwuchukwu.
#USCHOOPS4REAL
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Owns stepping up to the plate. Good job. Your drivel should gain ten posts.
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Hope Scott announces new Blog soon….
#UnderwrittenByUSCAthleticDepartment…
#”Yeah,AsIf…”
—Wayne’s World
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wolfie is in shock…sc finally did something correct, and it may lead to more correct actions which would ruin scotties whole format…
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Someone needs to call in to Petros and see what’s up…..
#IfYouGet”NoComment”,TimeForSubpoenas
#[Don’tRelishIdeaOfScottFoundOnFloor….
#[…PointingToNewArtworkOfHelton]…
#ColumboWouldKnowWhatToDoW/ThatClue
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This just in…
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And then there was this…
Maybe he’s been hacked??
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This is driving me crazy…
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Scott is back?
Bienemy is a possibility?
#AllGoodNews,IfTrue
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Unless someone has his phone and is posting to his Twitter feed…
Folt perhaps?
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Nope. Folt would’ve mentioned something about the joy of being on the Path Of Righteousness by now….
#AbsenceOfVirtueSignallingDeadGiveAwayIt’sNotHer
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…Just because Eric Bienemy was a fine TB at CU when they won their one and only “Natty”
(Recall the 5 downs that the Buffs were awarded that year vs Mizzou. Recall that the Rocket Ishmael scored the game and Natty winning TD on a punt return–called back for a clipping/non clipping call)
…Just because Eric B is an assistant to an offensive genius (Andy Reid)
…does not mean that Eric B would be a great HC for CFB.
Rather, I see Eric B as a future NFL HC for a struggling franchise.
That’s the road #2 for the Buffs has been traveling down. He likely turned down the shitshow U Colorado HC job offer repeatedly (a great hire in Karl Dorrell, IMHO). I’ll take him at USC, but I’d prefer a real “up and coming” HC (Fleck, Franklin, Fickell???, Campbell, Aranda, Venables, etc.
I’ll consider an NFL HC failure (Pete Carroll and Nick Saban were NFL failures, riiiight?) for USC HC. I’ve morphed into a different ideology: College coaches should stay college coaches and NFL coaches should stay in the NFL. We can ask Urban Frank Meyer about that in A coupla’ years. I predicted previously that he’ll be a .500 NFL coach at best.
Pete Carroll was an NFL coach who took a 9 yr journey in the Pac10. Blessed with a “once-in-decade talent” in Russell Wilson, Pete has done “ok.” Without Russell, I do not know how PC would do.
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Pete did more than bring in Russell, he overturned the Seahawks entire roster…. he also knows just what bullshit his players & fans need to hear to keep them happy in Seattle….he’s a born politician…..
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Or hustler?
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I didn’t want to be first to say it…but…yeah…hustler par excellance …
#OnlyKindaCoachWhoCouldSurviveInThatCity…
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Sad news here…
R I P Steve Riley
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More sad news concerning another great Trojan.
#Yes,RestInPeace,Steve
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I remember him playing. That is horrible. may he block for Sam Bam Cunningham up in heaven.
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Scott loves that picture of Helton so much, and does not wish to take it down, so he has refused to move on to another post for 2-days now.
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I can see where he’s coming from…. but I hope he gets over it soon….
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maybe folt is next?
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Just think, we may never see that photo again…like the old Baxter gut photos…relegated to the dustbin of history…
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Whoever is using my screen name: Stop it!!!! You’re upsetting me. Please!!!!
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I kinda like the idea of a good Fuck You and a bad Fuck You engaged in eternal war…
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MG… Star Trek episode “Let that be your last battlefield” dealt with your idea.
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Yes! Good call. Sir Thomas Malory had fun with the idea in Morte d’Arthur: the Fair Guinevere and the False Guinevere —
#HangingW/FalseGuinevereWasStillSweet,Though
#[NotAtAllLikeHangingOutWithBadFuckYou]….
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Common theme in ST TOS – season 1 The Enemy Within and The Alternative Factor, season 2 Mirror, Mirror…
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James — Did the bad Scott win out over the good Scott?
#I’mRunningOutOfTheories
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Let’s go to a quiet space and have a nice cry…..
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He can’t get back into his own site blocked by akismet as spam
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You joke ….but….
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Mr. Wolf’s absence, with Helton being fired, maybe it’s his way of saying, “My work here is done”.
Go out on a high note.
#ByeFelicia
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So, Pisley, whines about my comment.
“So you still posting OTHER schools accomplishments because you can’t post your own, eh mud? Stupid is as stupid does,
sow vs furd 1-11
And there’s always…
0-2
0-4
Chew on that crap lil buddy”
Sure Pisley, while you chew on this:
UCLA a 2 point ‘dog, pounds LSU 38 – 27
One week later, Clown U, a 17 point favorite, choka, choka, choka, choka, chokes @ home: Stanford 42 – Mighty, Mighty SUCC 28
SUCC FB: Solid as bubble bath suds.
#Cue: Patti Page’s “How Much Is That Doggie In The Window”
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Fuck You’s Favorite song….
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Why is it ALL of tebow’s favorite songs sound better on PCP?
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Who Are You sounds good in any headspace!
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Yes, we must all confront ourselves from time to time….
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…of course, this can be done on lemonade too….
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lswho is 5-6 in their last 11 games before they played a doormat d-2 team… woopie
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Poor little, JO. Someone responds to him and he throws a hissy fit. Boo-hoo, JustO. What a whiny baby.
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Mason and Ireland talked about Scottie’s Cristobal tweets this afternoon. Mason said something like “You’d think USC would like him since he went there, but they can’t stand him!”
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And vice a versa… 😛 hahaha
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Scott, Were you fired too?
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Scott (for the 163rd time) said “take this job and shove it”….
#Scott’sBusinessAdviser:KeithOberrman
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P. S.
Hope Scott returns for “If It’s Friday…”
#….SoICanTakeBackMySentimentalTribute
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P. P. S.
Well, that didn’t work out quite as I planned it…
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He’s a real nowhere man living in his nowhere land, making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
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Don’t talk about Biden that way.
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Okay — Let’s talk Turkey. Can anyone here imagine how difficult it’s gonna be for Donte to manage the clock in his first (away) game? He’s never done it in his LIFE. Neither have his assistants. Expect some delay of games. Expect some substitution problems. Expect the right hand to not exactly know what the left hand is doing…
#ThisIsReallyGonnaBeTrialByFire…
#[HopeDonteGetsThruThis—He’sGotThePotential]…..
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Not so. Jinks was a head coach for a short while…
You really think Helton was responsible for getting guys on and off the field? I don’t for a second.
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All I can say (and admittedly it’s far from a perfect comparison) is: when lead counsel goes down in the middle of a trial, the remaining lawyers (however much experience they have trying cases) take a while to recover. They do recover —but not immediately.
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MG…. It’s quite simple, all Donte has to do in any given situation is ask himself this question “What would Helton do?” and then dothe opposite.
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Urban Meyer had to call two timeouts on Sunday in his first NFL game to avert getting delay of game penalties. Hmmm?
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“This all seems so new!”
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So wtf, he’s just ignoring the blog..??
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“This cannot stand”…
—George Bush
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Well ladies and gentlemen, we are far from our record 3,000 odd posts when Scottie bolted for SI (I think it was in the 3,000 range…), but we are on our way should Scottie remain MIA much longer. I think this post is now in second place for length.
Pick the score
USC 45, Wazzu 20
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IF we score TD on initial drive, I agree, 67. IF we don’t …if we get to 11 yard line and stall again —I’m afraid to pick the score. Not that I think we’ll lose –but if we don’t have the killer instinct to take it to the cougars on the FIRST drive, I have no idea where we’ll go from there.
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P. S.
Since it’s football season this time around, I think we can top 3000 by December… Predict the score, Discuss the Game, Rumors on New Coach, etc….
#It’llBeFunHoldingTheFortDown
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Meanwhile: The countdown to 400 begins…. 3, 2, 1…..
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Trojans 31*
Wazzu 21
…and it’s a satisfying sip of Bardstown later in the evening.
(wouldn’t be proper at 4PM, right?)
*hopefully 200 yds rushing, 250 yds passing for USC.
In Donte’s Thursday presser, he avowed that he wanted to continue the “power rushing” game. He also likely realizes that this is NOT the same WR corps which USC has boasted for the past 20 yrs.
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Keys to winning the game on Saturday:
Let London be London
Let Jackson be Jackson
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Actually, that could be enough now that we don’t have to worry about Helton being Helton….
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“Actually, that could be enough now that we don’t have to worry about Helton being Helton….”
Excellent point!
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Thank you, Dude!
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USC 42 WSU 17
Donte gets them fired up!
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If you’re right, “this could be the start of a beautiful friendship”…
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Great prediction! Almost all of it came true except the score.
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Meanwhile, the crystal ball on the one remaining 5 star hoops center in next year’s class is tilting towards USC:
https://trojanswire.usatoday.com/2021/09/14/usc-basketball-trending-upward-in-battle-for-five-star-2022-recruit/
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Yes!
#SoMaybeScottIsReturningForBasketball?
#[NEWMission:GettingEnfieldFiredRegardlessOfRationale]?
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We’ll know the answer if new Enfield “art” replaces old Helton “art”…..
#OfCourse,It’llBeHardToGetPhotoOfAndyLookingThatDumb….
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Hopefully it’s a boudoir pic of his lovely wife… which lends the question “why do we have mrs Helton and not mrs Enfield?”.
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Carol Folt: If ANY Gorgeous Woman’s photo is going up it’s gotta be mine….
#GiveTrojanMenSomethingReal&Wonderful&’Correct’ToGazeAt…
#NotSomeCheap(ButPerfect)Model
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She was my second choice…. With peekaboo undies over her head..
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I vote for something tasteful —like maybe an obviously naked [but mostly camouflaged] Carol scaring impressionable freshman by peeking out between two furry campus trees…..
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Kids got a wingspan for sure.!..!
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#GoTrojans
#BreakOwnsHeart
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Well seems like it’s a done deal…
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Owns: “This only enhances UCLA….I’m not sure why.”
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Derrick Lively who???????????????????????
A big applause for Andy Enfield bringing in the No. 11 player in the nation 5 star center in the country. Mike Bohn, you did a fine job firing Helton finally, but you need to sign Andy Enfield to an extension. This man has rebuilt USC basketball from the bottom.
“Five-star center Vincent Iwuchukwu has committed to USC. He’s the Trojans’ fourth five-star recruit in the last four classes — with all four being power forwards or centers”
FIGHT ON USC BASKETBALL- TROJANS FANS YOU NEED TO SUPPORT THIS TEAM THIS YEAR, AND GET OUT TO GALEN CENTER. You had an excuse not to attend football games early in the season, but it is now time to let the past go. USC BASKETBALL IS HAPPENNING!
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Good on you, tommyd.
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Michael: Scott Wolf told me this morning that he is expecting you to take over as editor and chief of this blog in his absence. I think you are up to the task. Scott, is in Las Vegas at the moment doing a special interview with OJ Simpson.
Hard to predict Saturday’s football score with WSU after what has happened this week. The weather in Pullman will be a factor as it will be very windy and cold.
I see the Trojans struggling in this one especially in the 1st half, but will turn it around in the 4th qt…. USC 28 WSU 17
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That’s about the way I see it too, tommyd. I think there are a couple of things preventing a Trojan blowout —chief among them is the fact Graham is a brat who is all butt hurt he’s not Head Coach. I was a fan at first… but Graham hasn’t grown at all as OC. He’s stubbornly sticking to the same stuff that’s hampered us in the past. I also notice that Orlando came out with some welcome “it’s all about the team –not me” comments but Graham didn’t.
Off subject –but… I really wish Bohn would stop saying unmanly shit like “What I’m looking for in the next coach is connectability.” Quit with the phrase of the moment bullshit and get us a coach with killer instinct.
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P. S.
Helton had tons of “connectability.”
Wise up, Bohn. Stop being such a pussy.
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Mike Bohn performs best when he is not talking. I can tell he is a man of action, and sometimes he talks too much which is wasting people’s time. I am certain he knows at USC talk only goes so far as everyone wants results sooner rather than later.
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I think Bohn was a smart, decent, action -oriented man BEFORE he had his first meeting with crazy Carol….
#HopeThatMikeBohnReturns
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Wish Mike could say “The kinda coach I’m looking for is one who would have zero connectability with Carol Folt. As a matter of fact it would be great if he didn’t even respect her…”
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What are you talking about it took USC 5 years too long to get rid of clay. They like plenty of talking.
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If only football could recruit big men like basketball.
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I do think Andy’s crew are better recruiters than Clay’s crew…
#&ResultsSeemToConfirmThat…
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Andy’s had more 1st round draft picks than Clay or the little guy crosstown…
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Andyain’twinning’s last #1 NBA draft choice, Evan Mobley, finished the 2020 – 21 Clown U BB season with a humiliating Elite Eight, 19 point loss! Lest you forget MG, Andyain’twinning had to employ Mobley’s Ta – Ta so Mobley would sign with the bozo’s.
Jrue Holiday, from UCLA team member, finished the 2020 – 21 season as a starting guard on the NBA Champion Bucks.
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rents…. perhaps your wife could help dress you. the cheap suits are so 70’s
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Rayon and poly blend, sansabelt bellbottom slacks, white bet and shoes.
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My dear friend Owns,
Yes, the team did more or less give up in the first half of the Gonzaga game. The second half was a different story —but it was way too late. [I’m still proud of them].
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Pudly76…. white shoes and belt – man, you’ve gone FULL Cleveland on us… Get thee outta town!
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Mike Bohn needs to perform the following to get my endorsement, but I must say I am impressed he took the first big step by firing Uncle Fester Clay Helton.
The next steps are as follows:
1) Hire a big name Football Coach before the early signing December recruiting period.
2) Make sure Donte Williams is retained as Assistant Head Coach, and make sure Wonder Boy Graham Harrell is sent on the first plane out of town after the season is over. The Air Raid is not USC Football, and will never be. The Jury is still out on Todd Orlando!!
3) Sign Andy Enfield to an Extension before the season begins in November. What this man has done for USC basketball has never been done before so we have to wrap up his services before he begins to look elsewhere after what should be another successful season this year.
4) Welcome back and honor all USC former great football players who have disappeared in the last few years. Dedicate a statute in front of the Mckay Center for Sam Bam Cunningham who was one of the great USC football players of all time.
5) Put more resources into the USC Baseball Program which has died in recent years. USC Baseball use to be well respected nationally as one of the powers in college baseball under the leadership of Rod Dedeaux. College Baseball is a growing sport bigger than ever with National TV exposure for the post season so it’s time Trojan Baseball returns.
6) Remind President Folt that she is a form 60’s hippie from UC Santa Barbara/Isla Vista, and not qualified to dress like a USC Song Girl.
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I don’t think anyone is impressed with the firing of Helton. That’s like saying, “I’m impressed you decided to opt for chemo therapy”.
Please hire a competent football coach who runs the show, not an ass kissing lackey who garners no respect from players or Alums.
Keep Donte as a head recruiter, social media manager. He seems good at hype.
And for gods sake, bring Reggie Bush back, and give him all the respect he deserves. Fukk the Heisman if it’s not restored.
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I’m impressed with people who don’t opt for chemo: “Let’s see you make me, doc!”
Other than that, you gotta love tommyd’s list. Oh, and get us a dual threat QB…. it’s gonna be a while before we beef up the o-line.
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I have many friends saved by those cancer removers…It may not work for some,but does for most,until something else comes along.
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Raid the best programs in the country. You cant get their head coaches, so target the Defensive Coordinator as our next HC.
Brent Venables as our HC, then have him steal Joe Moorhead as our OC. Keep Donte as the DC under Venables, who can mentor him. Great culture at Clemson can be replicated at USC.
or I would take Dan Lanning, Georgia’s DC.
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What is this fascination with Brent Venebles? The guy’s been a career assistant his entire career. There is a reason that he’s never been offered a big time job. USC needs to hire a proven head coach. Simple as that.
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Could it be because his boys played for him at clemson and one is still there, so he turned down all offers 3 yrs ago saying he wouldn’t leave till they all graduated??
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Does it have to be a proven college head coach? Can’t it be some great NFL coordinator? I can think of at least 2…and they’re said to be interested.
#AndThey’dDemandMoreThanHasEverBeenDemandedFromTeam
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Well here I am at the bottom of another page of unregulated comments from the constituents of this blog.
Does anyone know the password to insdeUSCblog ?
After putting in an update to this Commodore 64 software, the auto login has failed. At one time the password was Pete is Ceaser, but I think it changed after Pete moved on. It might be Swannsong1 or Stanfordcountermarch but that seems a bit complicated. And what the hell does browser not supported mean? I propped the screen with three Marcus Allen boneheads.
Any suggestions are appreciated.
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Beautiful.
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And scottie still giving you guys the 🖕🏽
That’s what your loyalty was worth to him..
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“This cannot be!”
—Caligula’s last words as he was being assassinated
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Okay maybe he lost a bet?
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Did the bet involve his life?
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Not according to Folt…
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……If you are Clay Helton
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Wolfman bought a box of Trump’s new industrial-strength Depends. When he went to put them to the test, the bottom fell out. Talk about walking in deep shit….. stinky!!!!
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Gabby — You know I love you but I think both sides of the aisle have to stay away from Depends humor…..
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USC should not hire another coordinator it is too much of a risk especially at what USC pays. Successful head coaching experience required, and the word successful means someone who has won a national championship, and/ or taken his team to the playoffs on a consistent basis. If you can’t get that type of coach you should pay much less not like you did with Helton who’s market value is probably now at the assistant coach level if that. I would be shocked if anyone, and I mean anyone hires Helton at this stage of his career. His brother might hire him as an assistant at Western Kentucky but that is probably a long shot also
Perhaps, Pete Carroll is our answer even at 70 years old he has won both in college football and the pros, but I think he would definitely conflict with Bohn, and Folt. Definitely a dream perhaps there is a chance he is tired of Seahawk management, and the rain in Seattle. Is there another Pete Carroll in the coaching market probably not.
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Don’t get your hopes up about Pete. 0.00% chance on that one.
But you’re right about Clay being unemployable — Tyson Helton just told a reporter who asked if he’s bringing Clay on board, “No one on my team or staff would talk to me ever again if I showed up with Clay by my side. Clay is a cancer, a maggot who feeds on human flesh, a misbegotten, deformed mons……. sorry, I better stop before I say something I regret.”
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Correct me if I’m wrong but the only “real” job he had at SC was as a QB coach when Kiffin brought him in. He was never an OC. It was Sark’s offense not Clay’s and then there was the gumbo run by Tee Martin. Clay may have been an O-Line coaches son but he never coached the O-Line. So the only job that he would be qualified for [if any] would be that of a QB coach.
I chuckle when I hear that all he needs is to drink the waters from Saban’s canteena there in Alabama. Saban may be a miracle worker in reviving coaching careers but he is not a god. Even he knows that.
As bad as UCon is, their potential HC list includes Todd Orlando but not Helton.
https://www.theuconnblog.com/2021/9/6/22659445/potential-uconn-football-head-coaching-candidates
Nope, he’s got his nestegg. He’s set for life unless he pulls a Helton and blows it.
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actually you were just getting into territory I’ve been for years on this phony SOB…
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This is it, I will not post his tweets anymore…
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So ironic that Gabby was talking about Depends failing the “test” at the exact moment Scott was typing out “earthquake!” in caps…..
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Tomorrow’s “Discuss the Game” is gonna be a blast —so many possible storylines…
#I’mGrowingOptimistic
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For Scooter,
Predict the score, With SC having a new interim coach the ceiling ins only up. If Helton was still coaching SC would still be in Purgatory.
With Helton coaching this game, SC would have lost 28-17. With Williams, SC wins 28-17.
You predict the score.
We will have the Washington St. Blog as soon as Scooter returns.
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Perhaps Bohner’s social media team broke down Wolfman’s site traffic analytics and realized forging a partnership with their most critical blogger would their most “gangsta” move yet – and I’m being serious
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The thought had occurred to me. It’s a terrible thought. But we should be thinking it….
#..EvenIfWeDon’tFullyBeliveIt…
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Deion Sanders? Come on, Reggie. At least let him do something first.
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He has to DO something first? That isn’t the way we go about things, Mrs. Helton….
#”That’sNotUs”
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Being Scott:
The first real signs of rebellion are being seen this morning. ZERO tailgating. It’s early but the Coliseum seems like a ghost town. No fans anywhere. Bohn is finally seeing the devastating effects of retaining Helton in spite of Trojan wishes. Even the vendors are gone….
Oh, that’s right. The team is in Pullman today…and Donte is coaching…
Well, let’s talk about the lack of chemistry this year between Kedon and London….
What’s your pick? Later today I’ll give you mine. [And this won’t be like the last time I said “More later Today.” This time I really will return]……
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It is highly likely Wolf is now doing some work with/for USC. He “broke the story” that Cristobal is a top candidate for the position. Not a chance. This is disinformation he spread at the behest of USC. Either tricked into it or intentionally did it in order to curry favor. Maybe USC wants to make Oregon pay more money for Cristobal to weaken them. Maybe they just want to use that as a smokescreen to keep attention off the real top candidates. Or maybe they are talking to Joe Moorhead about coming to SC (as HC or OC).
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We’ll know for sure when & if Scott and Bohn appear on campus in twin gold blazers and cardinal slacks…
#Scott!Scott!WhereForArtThou,Scott?”
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Afterthought:
If I were Scott I wouldn’t announce “I just felt the Carson area earthquake! That is the area I live in!” Never give away your coordinates, Scott!
#FoltHasHerOwnDroneForce
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Scott lives in Whittier, CA. His house is a landmark, and he is a legend the pride of Whittier.
If Bush is recommending Deon Sanders for our football coach opening. I am going to recommend Ronnie Lott. Come on ……….Reggie stop recommending your buddies if you want the program restored.
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USC (which started as a 10 point favorite) has gone from 9 point favorite to 7 at the MGM Grand in the last hour.
#Weather?
#LackOfConfidenceInGrahamOffenseInWeather?
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Luke Fickel I am sure is Bohn’s No. 1 choice, but I am not sure he would leave until January at best. Is he the best candidate absolutely not!!!!
My thoughts is it is going to be either James Franklin at Penn State, or Bob Stoops. Bob would be OK, but not excited about either.
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Agree – I would also be disappointed in Franklin or Stoops. Lots of energetic, young coaching talent out there that would love to be able to run USC’s program and keep the top young kids in town.
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Yep —go young and smart and charismatic —not simply “been there before.”
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Scott jut left another emergency message today. It says:
“FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER I AM ALIVE AND WELL! “
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Ok, Scottie is still MIA, let’s revive “Pick the Score”. We had a couple from yesterday, that I will reproduce here
Mrs. Helton (now separated): USC 42-Wazzu 17
’67: USC 45-Wazzu 20
I believe Bourbon might have had one? Though I can’t seem to find it. Bourbon, BTW, just picked up a bottle of “Angel’s Envy”, finished in port barrels. Never tried it, but I will join you in a small sip tonight after the game (fingers crossed).
Other picks?
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It’s wet. 35- 17
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35 -17 would be ideal under the circumstances…..
#USCNeedsThatRIGHTNow….
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P. S.
Hope UCLA barely limps to victory…
#IfNot,WatchOut…There’sAProblemBuilding..
#[And,Yes,IHateToSayThatAsMuchAsPudlyHatesToHearIt]…
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Maybe this is why the spread went down some..
All players were off by the time this happened. Only coaches and administrators aboard.
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Well, that’s fucked up…..
#JustTheWayEverythingElseIsUnderBiden
#[Yes,That’sRight,I’mBlamingItOnBiden]….
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Yesterday,
I Picked that if Helton were styill coachig, that SC loses 28-17. With Williams SC wins 28-17
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Good call on the “if Helton…, if Dante”.
So far, 4 picks, 4 for the Trojans, average margin of victory is around 17 pts.
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This clown Donte will lay an egg today because he’s going to allow the same shit offensive play calling ftom Harrell.
If Donte were head coaching material he would have neen making changes to the offensive scheme…we shall see.
Yeah, I know Donte is a defensive guy, don’t get your panties in a wad, but everyone can see the offense has been crap and wasn’t working.
The score bettet be something along the line of…
USC 52
WAZZU 20
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Maybe it’s just me but if I were Donte I wouldn’t try to revamp the offense in 3 days either…
#LikeYourPick,Though[EvenIfIt’sASetUp]….
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Okay –getting ready for kick off. If we get past first play without major penalty we’re already playing improved football under Donte.
No holding, no targeting, no delays, no interference….
#AndLotsOfKillerInstinctOnOffense
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Lolz. New guy broke the Slovis. Fire Harrell! Fire Williams!
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Well….I have seen more inspired football….
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THE O-LINE IS NOT DONTE’s FAULT —-
#ButHe’sStuckWithIt….
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…not sure anyone could do much with this o-line….
#Helton’sPresenceIsGoingToBeFeltAllSeason…
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Are you starting to realize this team is the garbage I’ve been telling you they were?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Maybe Scott knew when to get out….
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Are you starting to realize this team is the garbage I’ve been telling you they were?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Me Too.
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The Cougars drive a hot knife through SUCC’s rancid butter defense – a no sweat 89 yard drive!
bozo FB 0 – Wash. St. 7
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