TCU coach Gary Patterson, Air Force coach Troy Calhoun and new Michigan State coach Mel Tucker will headline the USC coaches’ clinic April 3-4. Oh, and Clay Helton will be there too.
You can write your own punchlines on that last part.
- USC is expected to make all classes from March 11-13 online only in response to the coronavirus. UPDATE: It’s now official.
- The USC-UCLA game is officially a sellout tomorrow.
InsideUSC with Scott Wolf 
Wolfman – what about the Claiborne buzz? TOS are reporting the former Calabasas football head coach has been hired in some official capacity by our beloved Trojans.
Funny, you obsess about USC 24/7 and constantly nitpick about stupid stuff, but you repeatedly dislike discussing anything positive about USC.
You cannot have it both ways.
FYI – I suggest we all chip in and give you, the Wolfman, a ticket to go on a 2 week Princess Cruise (all inclusive with free food, drinks and shuffleboard included). It will be a bargain for the faithful and devoted followers of this blog.
Let me know and i will set up a Go Fund Me page.
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Wait a second! Under the present circumstances, putting anyone on a Two Week Princess Cruise is tantamount to murder…
#….Oh,IGetIt…..
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Good news, Michael – all the bruin kids who were quarantined tested negative.
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That is good news. Thanks, bud!
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UW and USC are proving that students should be able to take all their classes online at all universities and not be forced to spend thousands of dollars travelling to and from campus every day or renting a dorm room , live at a frat/sorority or apartment like it was still 1967.
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You’re a fu**ing twit to say that.
Nobody wishes that on anyone!!
Even on you!
Go find a site to spill your hate on!
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I don’t know which one of us fucking twits you’re referring to —but you’re right about not wishing cornona virus on anyone. Nobody here really wants anything bad to happen to anyone else here —and that certainly includes are fearless leader, Scott.
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Double fuck –“our” not “are.”
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MG said it all in good fun. Not serious in any way.
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Maybe that comment was for the initial post? Hard to keep track of this stuff.
Go Trojans tonight!!
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Yes, 67! So glad all bruins are healthy and ready to go!
#Now,Let’sKickTheirAsses
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Does Helton Skelton participate in any clinics at other universities?
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Whats Amata U….
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Could pass for Chip Kelly’s bruh.
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…or his mom.
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He needs a manziere.
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Chip’s particular dimensions would require a special fitting. You just can’t find that size off the rack.
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Trojans play #2 Vandy tonight…those with ticket stubs from the basketball game will be allowed entry for this pm’s game.
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Will the Cardinal Contract still be in effect at the baseball game?
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Let’s hope so, gt!
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Not you Michael!
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That’s good to hear. [I was gonna say something critical about that comment about Scott but for some chickenshit reason I didn’t —I’m glad you did]….
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Wow. It’s great to have Coaches Patterson, Calhoun and Tucker join me at our fantastic coaches clinic. They’ll bring professionalism, intensity and ability to the panel – things I, or course, am known for in my coaching style. These guys will impart knowledge on a vast number of subjects, including discipline, which as many of you know, I will be in charge of this up-coming season. Gonna make sure it’s Faith, Family and Football – and big wins, along with pizza parties, ice cream socials and other proven team-building events that our starting QB, J.T. Daniels, dad will no doubt assist me with.
Discipline and intensity – on!
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