The Trojan Knights, who have been at USC for 101 years, have admitted women this semester for the first time in history.
Out of a class of 25, five of the new members are women. Traditionally, women join the Helenes, which is a partner organization of the Knights.
The Knights has had non-male and non-binary members, but women hadn’t previously been accepted to its ranks.
One of the Knights’ biggest jobs is to guard Tommy Trojan the week of the USC-UCLA game.
So after 101 years the Trojan Knights have decided to take in women
What is next for the women folk, playing tackle football?– Oh, they already tried that.
Hiring them to beat up Oscar presenters who offend their husbands?
Establishing sperm banks so they can rid the planet of irrelevant men?
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You misogynistic sons of bitches finally accept women in your stupid club… judging by the comments on this blog, you’ve prove yourselves to be disloyal, racist and misogynistic sons of bitches. Your refusal to vote for a woman candidate gave us 4 years of Donald Trump and also Joe Biden. Hilary should be serving her second term by now…
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Lay off the peyote, Teddy. You’re trippin’.
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Ted’s funniest post.
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Blaming people who didn’t want that corrupt, raging bitch in the White House, for having Dementia Joe in there now! LMAO
Yeah, he’s on something alright. Biden voters can’t accept that they are responsible for:
1)Far more people dying from COVID under Biden than the number that died under Trump.
2) The cluster f_ck of an exit out of Afghanistan, in which 200 people died.
3) Everything that is happening in Ukraine.
4) Everything that will happen in Taiwan.
5) Millions struggling to keep food on the table and gas in their cars.
6) The weaponization of the DOJ.
7) The IRS monitoring all of our bank accounts down to those with in & out transfers of more than $10,000.
8) Ignoring the 1st amendment, in both monitoring & deleting social media posts AND BANNING THE MEDIA FROM THE BORDER.
9) Ignoring the 2nd amendment, proudly stating quite explicitly a desire to take all of our guns, even 9mm’s.
10) Ignoring his oath to uphold all laws, by virtually eliminating our southern border, creating an open flow for drugs and crime including human trafficking.
11) Claiming before the election that only dictators rule by executive order, then going on to issue more EO’s than any other President in his first 90 days.
I could go on & on about all the failures of this administration. But all of the death & suffering it has caused? That is on the 80M idiots who voted for it.
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Now, now, Teddy boy, try being cool.
Misogynistic criticism is not warranted when all we are doing here is having a little fun with women, who we of course love.
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The Hilary you love is dead. Believe it.
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mor on this later
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Teddy,
Hillary will be going to jail. She is being sued by President Trump. He will win. Just because ugly is a transgender nonbinary rainbow card carrier dosen’t mean all places have to be.
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Look at the F**king picture! You clowns let a DOG in before women!!
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A WOMAN dog, Ted…
#…WAYSmarter&WAYPrettierThanHillary..
#GetYourFactsStraightBeforeYouAttackTheOpenMindedKnights
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Ted, that is not a pup! Get to urgent care, you are hallucinating.
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Ted’s view of 2016: people went to the polls in 2016, and even though they were were told —by the N.Y. Times, Washington Post, ABC, NBC, MSNBC and CNN to vote for Hilary…. “they refused!”
#I’mWorriedAboutTed….
#[2022IsGonnaBeSoMUCHWorseForHim]….
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Move on, Ted. Holding a grudge for 30 years because your application to a university social club was denied is not a redeeming way to go through life.
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Bill Clinton will truly become the father of our new country.
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Sorry Charles, but both the Clintons are now deceased.
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Ha! First in war, last in peace, 27% in the hearts of his countrymen.
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“Hill and Bill; two for the price of one!” Bubba rapist.
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Does Ted write for the Babylon Bee?
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LMFAO!
MAXINE WATERS TELLS HOMELESS PEOPLE TO GO HOME!
OH MY SIDE HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO MUCH!
AHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
CLASSIC!
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It might have been better if she didn’t decide to go public over her horror at Putin invading Korea.
#SurprisedDNCDidn’tFixItSoSheGotNomination…
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You hear the lady in thr background say, “We ain’t got no home”
LMFAO!
It’s like, then got off your lazy ass and get a fucking job…that’s what I would have told her.
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That half-brain has been in Congress for more than 30 years. She also pays her daughter tons every two years as a campaign worker.
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67 –watch Maxine’s eyes when she’s being confronted by that homeless woman –they’re filled with fear. She knows she can’t bullshit her more activistic constituents into thinking she’s done dick for them —all she does is throw tantrums –her district can go to hell….
#ACompleteFraud
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Teebama,
That is Maxi Pad Waters to all of us.
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ugh,womin shuold stick too wut thare good at like complaneing and shoping,and not evin tri to go to scool cuz thay aint smarterer than the mans are,nexxed thay will wunna voat and nead to be hird evin tho thay is all reddy hird to much wen thay complane abuot evry thing any way,smdh
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President Flo: “Queen of the Ball-Breakers.”
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..but…have you noticed how Carol does best when she’s pushing guys around who never had a pair to begin with….?
#HerSpecialty
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Mr. Wolf doesn’t want anyone disparaging Carol Folt
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When it comes to remarks, I’m pretty sure Scott is okay with the whole range of “disparaging” … about anybody or anything….
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Back to sports, I cannot wait for the winner of Duke-North Carolina to take out Kansas Monday night, so I can pull out my “Nuke Kansas” column from last year when SC clobbered Kansas.
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John you’re being overly-sensitive 😀
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This WHOLE COACH K THING MUST END!
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You called it, brother. Great game on both sides, happy for the heels.
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I was fine with a female drum major. But when there is already a sister group to the Knights for women, this is so lame.
This Woke shit is getting so out of hand.
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What about the non-male and non-binary members they admitted before the group that identifies as women? That’s what galls me.
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Ed is still trying to wrap his head around that one.
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If you’re woke you must be broke!!
Except Folt leaving in a mansion at the beach.
Missed the April fools jokes yesterday. Come on MG, 67, etc!
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I’m beginning to wish there were no such thing as April Fools Day, Y.D. Every year I feel obliged to do my part —and every year I step over the line & get in trouble…..
#…I’mNotExactlySureWhyButILikeToBlameCal75ForThis…
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SHAMEFUL NEWS DEPT. ROBIN REVEALED TO BE NONE OTHER THAN.OUR OWN GEORGE TIREBITER. OLD DOG FOUND TO HAVE FLEAS MANGE AND WORMS. MANY ON THE BLOG REPORTED BEING SHOCKED LIKE 67 AND LJ AND SO CAL AND MG AND PASADENA. . WOLF PERMANENTLY BANS BAD DOG FROM THE BOARD. . SHAMEFUL SHAMEFUL. AND SHAMEFUL. OLD DAWG TO BE PUT TO SLEEP
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I am beyond shocked at this news. Say it ain’t so George Tirebiter.
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I hear the dog is looking for a good defense attorney. Maybe he wants to plead temporary—— or permanent—— insanity !!! NON. COMPUS. MENTUS OR HOWEVER THE HELL ITS SPELLED. ———RIGHT NOW HE NEEDS A WRIT OF HABEUS CORPUS. !!!!!!!!!
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Bad dog!
#[ButThatDoesn’tMeanIt’sTimeToSayGoodbye]
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I’m gonna miss that old dog but somehow I think he’s always going to be a part of me.
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George might be 94 and losing his vision, but he could kick the keister of the “Fox reporter” up and down the hall who posted this.
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Hey 67. You are right. That reporter has been transferred to CNN WORLD NEWS—-CNN where more people get their news than from any other source !!!
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Does anyone remember how democrats wanted to raze the Superdome after Katrina?
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That would be okay with me…. if they stayed inside while it happened…
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They really need to stay away from peyote.
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Impossible.
#InTheirDNA
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I didn’t know this was a thing. I do remember watching a Super Bowl that was played in said dome had play suspended for ~40 minutes because the power went out.
That’s a really bizarre thing to just randomly bring up.
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Does Kenny Smith get his comments approved by Michael Jordan beforehand?
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Classy postgame comments by Coach K. But it is time the torch was passed.
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I think USC would have taken North Carolina if they’d just gotten by Miami….
#SoClose&YetSoFarFromANationalChampionship
#[Okay,John,YouWantedAprilFools,YouGotAprilFools]….
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Big difference watching those teams tonight and watching USC the last month of the season.
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Andy’s message to team after getting extension of contract: “okay, boys, from here on we’re on vacation.”
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You guys totally all live together in the assisted living place’s dementia wing, right?
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NO.. not to digress but I’ll take coach K over Sam Gilbert any time !!
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I can vouch for Ted’s residence in that noble wing.
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…he still remembers how to find the women’s bathroom….
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I’d hate to see Ted dealing with the same chronic women’s sprain that Josh Rosen was cursed by for all those years.
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I’d hate to see Ted dealing with a woman….
#….FullStop.Period.TheEnd
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Despite spending much of his day in the lady’s room, ted still haven’t been able to interact with the fairer sex.
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Not legally…
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EIGHT HUNDRED YEARS AGO A KNIGHT WAS RIDING THRU FRANCE. IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY EVENING. THUNDER AND LIGHTNING—THEN LIGHTNING HIT HIS HORSE AND THE HORSE DIED. THE GUY STOPPED AT A FARMHOUSE TO BORROW A HORSE. THE OWNER SAID NO HORSE HERE. ALL I HAVE IS MY GIANT ST BERNARD DOG. THE GUY SAID OK HE IS REALLY BIG. I CAN RIDE HIM. GIMME. THE OWNER SAID OH NO. I WOULDNT SEND A KNIGHT OUT ON A DOG LIKE THIS !!!!
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….I dare you to tell that joke to a live audience…
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Hah. Well…… I always did know when to get OFF OF THE STAGE,,,… just like that horny old dog did yesterday.
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Not quite ready for prime time, you say?
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Chancellor Flo doing that Evita Peron thing that women politicians like to do.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyRYDSGWkAATlI_?format=jpg&name=large
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Lincoln Riley looking to instill accountability at USC
https://california.funeral.com/lincoln-riley-looking-to-instill-accountability-at-usc/
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Thank you Charles. Good stuff.
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Okay so after reading ALL the mindless drivel spewed by MINDLESS TROLLS (who type in all caps), change their name but not their email so their avatar never changes, I feel the need to point something out: That’s not just any dog in the picture that’s George tirebiter the Trojans mascot. Not a female, not a member, just a dog in a sweater. I want to know what the knight behind the Tommy Trojan statue is doing?
Oh and another question ( this one’s for the TROLLS) Now that Riley is giving out gold helmet stickers, will Kelly follow the pattern with Ucla stickers in white for their helmets?
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OK OK. I KNOW. I KNOW. I ONLY HAVE ONE E MAIL ADDRESS SO I THOUGHT OF THAT TOO BUT WHAT COULD I DO ?? ANYWAY GOOD EYE FOR RECOGNIZING THE PURP.
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Just use “madeupemail@gmail” like I do when I troll. I have been doing this so long I sometimes get real snarky like Scott. It’s not hard to do. 😝
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Perp, not purp. This version of robin is better – some humor, less creepy.
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How ‘Digger’ Charles uncovers these fine articles I will never know.
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somebody pass me that pink stuff…pepto something or other…
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Scooter,
What in tarnation is a non-male and a non-binary member? I don’t talk or write in Wokness, Ebonics (but I can with this), or Political Crapness. Spit out what you mean.
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Ed still thinks that non-male/woman thing is a trick question. I do as well, come to think of it.
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Sccoter,
What is a girl gonna due to protect Tommy Trojan? I know, they will throw flowers at the peratators.
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Unless we have a bunch of Lia Thomases of whom I’m not aware. Heck, I’d put that beast of a “girl” out there ahead of most of the Knights to guard Tommy.
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